Is it really already April? Yes, yes it is. You can read up on all of Kotaku's best content from this week (and, really, all of 2014) over at Kotaku Selects, which is hand-curated by me. And if you're going to PAX East next weekend be sure to come to the official Kotaku panel on Friday morning, 11:30 at the Dragonfly Theater.
Moving on to Sub...Sub-Elsa, I guess? It's a t-shirt you can buy over on Neatorama.