At least it isn't a cake? Level 99's Race might be big on Etch-a-Sketch art and being called by the correct gender pronoun, but otherwise she is a tiny gamer. Like a little papercraft gamer who can walk and talk. This being the case, she often has trouble finding clothing that fits her miniscule little frame.
Instead of crying tiny little tears over the whole situation, our heroine decided to take matters of tailoring into her own hands. Having found some Mario-centric fabric, she soon create the magnificint piece of dressmaking you see before you. Topical, functional, and it certainly should keep anyone from thinking she's a man anymore. On top of that, it allows for the slight chance of pudgy Italian plumbers diving headfirst against her trying to get their fix, which is always good for a giggle. Nice job, tiny little Autobot fan!

Geek Fashion: Super Mario Dress! [Level 99]