Hammer that giant white box, my friends.

Crecente could barely burble out the origins of this adorable little video between LOLs, but I find it more sad than anything. There is nothing more sniffleworthy than a worn-down Russian bear weeping helplessly in a video arcade.

DHALSIM: Every once in a while I pull out the old SNES, and I beat the shit out of myself. It makes me feel better somehow.

But the clip ends on a positive note, as the two dethroned champions resolve to get it going on once again. Eliza Gauger

Street Fighter: the Later Years [CollegeHumor]

You may recall how trivially M. Bison owned the first level of Super Mario Bros. It was rather depressing, actually: those big-eyed waddling mushrooms just couldn't compete with his Somersault Skull Diver.

Well, Zangief's taken a knock at it, and he has a bit more trouble. In particular, despite the fact that he appears to be 200 feet tall, he can't stop from accidentally falling in World 1-1's collection of bottomless pits. Watching this video, it's hard for the avid Street Fighter II player to avoid asking himself one question: just what would it be like to be You Sou Kyakued by Chun-Li if she weren't wearing any panties? Florian Eckhardt