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    Image of Dr Durdon Dr Durdon
    11:45 AM

    In reply to Introducing Army Of Two: The 40th Day
    This is the most pointless video ever. I hope they're not using this to grab new attention.

    Guy with video camera crosses street and gets on bus. Sees angry militia pushing woman. Sees blonde in back of bus. Bus takes a tour of Shanghai, explosion causes chaos. Blonde from bus gets hit by another bus. Cameo appearance by our heroes across a street in the beginning without their Fistbump Deathmasks.

    This is clearly aimed at us video game nerds, but I want to see more action.
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    Image of Maxyboy13 Maxyboy13
    11:22 AM

    In reply to Introducing Army Of Two: The 40th Day
    That was pretty cool although I still have no idea what is going on.

    Also, does anyone else find Co-Op Team extremely redundant?
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    Image of doubtful doubtful
    08:43 AM

    In reply to Forget It Xbox 360 Game, You Cannot Escape
    Aw, fuck. He saw his shadow. That's 6 more weeks of Winter.
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    Image of NeöStarr NeöStarr
    08:26 AM

    In reply to The Saboteur Review: Rough Draft
    Damn, this sounds an awful lot like a more accurate remake of the original Castle Wolfenstein on the C64. The one where you had to find the right ID cards to fool the guards whenever they spotted you.
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    Image of TrjnRabbit TrjnRabbit
    04:27 AM

    In reply to Forget It Xbox 360 Game, You Cannot Escape
    For a 15 second video it really has everything you need:

    Anticipation.

    Action.

    Comedy.

    Failed Prison Escapes.

    Desperation.

    Acceptance of fate.

    Romance. . . well, maybe not romance.

    Still, that's more plot than your average Hollywood blockbuster.
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    Image of Shmraggon Shmraggon
    04:30 AM

    @TrjnRabbit: Battle.Graphic.Character.
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    Image of sneakysnake128 sneakysnake128
    04:47 AM

    @TrjnRabbit: No biblical references either! Another plus.
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    Image of TrjnRabbit TrjnRabbit
    04:48 AM

    @sneakysnake128:
    Although no doubt a lot of people will be expecting a second coming.
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    Image of Saith17 Saith17
    05:00 AM

    @TrjnRabbit: I think it was highly racist that it had to be the black guy locked up.
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    Image of maraxusofk maraxusofk
    05:41 AM

    @Saith17: Least he didn't die within the first 1/10th of the movie this time.
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    Edited by maraxusofk at 12/10/09 5:41 AM maraxusofk was starred maraxusofk was unstarred
    Image of Pudgie'sSmokerGivesAGoodTongueing Pudgie'sSmokerGivesAGoodTongueing
    06:27 AM

    @TrjnRabbit: No explosions though. Michael Bay would be sad.
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    Image of TrjnRabbit TrjnRabbit
    06:38 AM

    @Pudgie'sSmokerGivesAGoodTongueing:
    Got to leave something for the sequel.

    In a world, where ventilation holes don't exist, one disc makes a desperate attempt for freedom. . .
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    Image of Andrew Wyatt Andrew Wyatt
    04:17 AM

    In reply to Forget It Xbox 360 Game, You Cannot Escape
    I feel bad for the poor little game. It wants to run free with the other games, but is trapped in the plastic bubble. So sad. :(

    While we're kicking the dog, here's a video of a poor kid obeying his bastard of an older brother (for some reason). Let's ignore the fact that he's clearly too young to play Halo.
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    Image of Cocksie Cocksie
    05:49 AM

    @Andrew Wyatt: Part 3 is funnier he buys a broken xbox matching his brother and he smashes it the kids crys xD and then he shows him that it wasnt his 360!
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    Image of Andrew Wyatt Andrew Wyatt
    07:11 AM

    @Cocksie: Welp, I'm fully convinced that brother (the older one) is a complete and total dick.

    And is their last name seriously "Puddin"? It can't be...
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    Image of Shinobiii Shinobiii
    07:53 AM

    @Andrew Wyatt: God those hosts are idiots.
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    Image of Andrew Wyatt Andrew Wyatt
    08:03 AM

    @Shinobiii: Yeah, that too.
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    Image of Gyaruson Gyaruson
    08:15 AM

    @Shinobiii:
    You speak the truth.
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    Image of Cocksie Cocksie
    09:46 AM

    @Andrew Wyatt: Yep he seem's to torture his brother alot but hey who say's the little one doesnt do it to him?.

    I belive his name is Jamie Hagan so i have no idea why he's got "Puddin" on his shirt.
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    Image of Bonuslevel Bonuslevel
    03:40 AM

    In reply to Achievement Chore: She Plays For Gamerscore, Whether It's Fun Or Not
    I just finish games, I really like a lot.
    In some of them I go and collect achievements/trohies, that are either on my way, fun or a realistic challenge.
    Curse those "Play for six months straight and get 100.000 kills"-achievements like in Gears 2.

    A few very special games are worth to complete 100%.
    I think the Uncharted-games do a perfectly fair job to get a platinum-trophy:
    from 1-to-100% challenging in an entertaining way.
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    Image of Jonn Jonn
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Saboteur Review: Rough Draft
    Like AC2, maybe Pandemic can fix these issues in the seq--

    Oh.

    Oh, right.

    #joke
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    Image of Benguin Benguin
    12/09/09

    In reply to Achievement Chore: She Plays For Gamerscore, Whether It's Fun Or Not
    I admit, Achievements have kept me playing games much longer than I would have otherwise. That's not always a bad thing though. I'm not the kind of person that will regularly replay a game more than once, but sometimes an achievement will give me that little extra incentive to do so. But if a game isn't fun, I don't play it. I refuse to ever grind for an achievement (short of maybe just leaving the console on unattended for those "play for 50 hours" kind of things). To me, grinding goes against the entire nature of gaming: to have fun. It's the same reason I don't play a lot of RPGs.
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    Image of LongDaysPleasantNights LongDaysPleasantNights
    05:20 AM

    @Benguin: I personally only shoot for Achievements that strike me as being pretty fun, though I have grinded for one before (that one being Dead Rising's Zombie Genocider. So long to an entire Saturday). Like, there's an achievement for killing 1000 zombies with your bare hands in Dead Rising, or the 100 Explosions in a Minute achievement in Crackdown. That kind of stuff will convince me to raise some Gamerscore.
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    Image of Benguin Benguin
    12:06 PM

    @LongDaysPleasantNights: Oh, thanks for bringing up Dead Rising. I guess there was an achievement I did grind for. But doing so made the REST of the game more fun, so I consider myself justified.
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    Image of Karlott Karlott
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Saboteur Review: Rough Draft
    "Dynamic Intent" has me sold. I'm gonna get this as soon as I can.
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    Image of tornbhc007 tornbhc007
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Saboteur Review: Rough Draft
    I wonder if some of those rough edges could have been ironed out by the developers if they hadn't received pink slips in their stockings this Christmas? Sounds like a pretty awesome game with some faults, and it's kind of sad to see we aren't going to get the continuation it sounds like it sets up for.
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    Image of tornbhc007 tornbhc007
    12/09/09

    In reply to A Glimpse Of Dynasty Warriors: Strikeforce Console-Exclusive Content
    If I've loved every Dynasty Warriors (and the total money sinks of the expansions), would i like this? It was a favorite co-op game of a friend and mine back home, and it'd be great to do so cross country. It just looks pretty...different I guess. Has the roster improved since six at all? Strike Force: Empires maybe? Empires was awesome, no matter what number game.
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    Image of TrjnRabbit TrjnRabbit
    12/09/09

    In reply to Achievement Chore: She Plays For Gamerscore, Whether It's Fun Or Not
    I'm sitting comfortably just under 13k and the only time I waste ages trying to get annoying achievements is in games I actually enjoy.

    To play hundreds of shitty games for their achievements to hit some arbitrarily high number?

    That sounds like torture to me.
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    Image of LanciePants LanciePants
    12/09/09

    @TrjnRabbit:

    I've got a buddy with a gamefly subscription, soley for getting achievements. Occassionally he tries to drag me into boosting for him. More often then not on some shitty game I'm terribly uninterested in. After about two years of telling him no, I think he's FINALLY starting to get the idea I don't two shits about achievements.

    So yea, it is torture and all for a silly number.
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    Image of HenryHSH HenryHSH
    12/09/09

    In reply to Achievement Chore: She Plays For Gamerscore, Whether It's Fun Or Not
    I see she's part of x360a.org...
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    Image of holidays! cat holidays! cat
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Saboteur Review: Rough Draft
    I was hoping for this to be a great game and have Pandemic exit the building with something shiny. Instead from this review it feels like they got cut off at the knees before achieving their goal.
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    Image of Mox FcCloud Mox FcCloud
    12/09/09

    @holidays! cat: The game really isn't THAT bad so far. I was surprised when i played it that it's actually quite fun. wortha rent at least.
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