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    The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game

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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    12:16 PM

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    Different (DS) strokes for different folks?

    I'm convinced this is some insanely clever viral marketing. I want to try out this game now...
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    Image of InconspicuouslyConspicuous InconspicuouslyConspicuous
    01:07 AM

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    I'm actually stunned from reading the article itself and not the source...

    This is actually pretty saddening... I can't begin to imagine how this is possible... I'm sorry I just can't.
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    Image of ppppp ppppp
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game

     
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    Image of ninjaDance ninjaDance
    11/21/09

    @ppppp: As much as I generally hate picture-memes, this one is always so straight and to the point that it makes me giggle.
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    Image of bobtheduck in Korea bobtheduck in Korea
    04:56 PM

    @ppppp: Yes. This. Me too. Ad Nauseum. Veritas Serum.
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    Image of Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    Pfft. The DS is just setting him up so it can divorce him and take half his stuff. Just wait.
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    Image of kitsuneconundrum kitsuneconundrum
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    I dont blame him, I blame the society that surrounds him.
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    Image of RicoTheSaboteur RicoTheSaboteur
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    This is not a publicity stunt.

    This is for real!
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    Image of N●Gage Croal N●Gage Croal
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    Well, isn't that just ni---HUHWHAAAAAAA?!
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    Image of (Starman) Starman (Starman) Starman
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    Hoooooo~ boy. That guy better have comments turned off for that NicoNico Douga video.....

    At least that's one way to protect him from the fingerpoints of 2ch...
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    Image of Blastarr Blastarr
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    The truly sad part is that there is a small but growing movement in Japan to let people legally marry Fictional characters....

    All i have to say to that is to say a qoute about this i once read on 2ch:

    "A 2D woman will never cheat on you."
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    Image of That mop mutant from NES. That mop mutant from NES.
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    I hope he doesn't get stranded without electricity during his honeymoon.
    Major blue balls.
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    OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear promoted this comment That mop mutant from NES. was starred That mop mutant from NES. was unstarred
    Image of Furious_Liver Furious_Liver
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    Well at least he didn't marry a male character, that'd be just plain weird! Amirite!? :B
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    11/21/09

    @Furious_Liver: Are you implying same sex marriage is weird?
    We're nearly ten years into the 21st century.
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    Furious_Liver promoted this comment deanbmmv was starred deanbmmv was unstarred
    Image of Furious_Liver Furious_Liver
    11/21/09

    @deanbmmv: T'was sarcasm, in case you don't follow.

    "We're nearly 10 years into the 21st century."

    Exactly...
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    Image of SupaKero SupaKero
    11/21/09

    @deanbmmv: Even if he(she?) was, it's their opinion. Let's not fan any flames..
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    Image of Furious_Liver Furious_Liver
    11/21/09

    @SupaKero: I do not find same sex marriage to be odd, but rather I was pointing out that well...people still do for some reason.

    "Rape is excellent and we all ought to rape" is an opinion also, but that does not mean one ought to respect it. Although I agree with you about not fanning the flames. :3
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game

    That's it, i'm marrying Samus.

    i'll be expecting a xbox 360 elite as a wedding gift (^_~)
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    Image of Golgari Golgari
    11/21/09


    @Curse lily: and I'm marrying tomorrow Lightning and my wedding gift will be PS3.

    So uhm... DON'T TOUCH AND DON'T BUY FFXIII you will insult me if she will be with you!

    PS: free pizza in my wedding, woop di doop, you are invited!
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    Curse lily promoted this comment Golgari was starred Golgari was unstarred
    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    11/21/09


    @Golgari: pfft you can have her, i'm more interested in the sexy goddess Jihl....i still want the free pizza tho ^_^
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    Image of (Starman) Starman (Starman) Starman
    11:29 AM

    @Curse lily: Sorry to bother you lady, but for archival purposes, who is that lady in the picture? ^_^
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    01:15 PM


    @(Starman) Starman: Oh you don't recognize her without her business attire ^_^
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    Image of (Starman) Starman (Starman) Starman
    04:08 PM

    @Curse lily: Ah ok, but are you sure you want to marry Samus though? She'll get into you with her late work schedule and not being able to look after the baby.
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    06:21 PM


    @(Starman) Starman: lol don't worry about the schedule, we'll work something out....driving her to work might be a pain in the behind tho.

    And we'll just use the same nanny who took care of her when she was little ^_^
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    Image of (Starman) Starman (Starman) Starman
    07:50 PM

    @Curse lily: Aww, it's Mr. Saturn! （どせいさん！）

    Anyways, why don't you marry good ol' Snake eh? He seems handsome and nice...

    Oh, right, the age problem thing. :P
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    Image of Pezdispenser Pezdispenser
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    Dude marries a video game, and yet he still gets more action than me. D:

    *runs away crying*
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    Image of NightMystic NightMystic
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game
    Some might say this is a sad thing, but this man has discovered a wife with an off button!

    Genius!
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    Image of Outkastprince Outkastprince
    11/21/09

    @NightMystic: She's eventually going to complain about him not spending enough time playing with her.
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    Image of gunluva is prepared to drop. gunluva is prepared to drop.
    11/21/09

    In reply to The One About the Guy Who Married a Video Game

     
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