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BioWare And Sega Team For Sonic RPG

So I am sitting here trying to figure out what to say about the press release I just received, and words are failing me completely. RPG gods BioWare are teaming up with Sega to create a Sonic RPG for the Nintendo DS. My excitement glands and cynicism glands just leapt out of my body and are sword fighting across the top of my desk. We'll see what Sega of America president Simon Jeffery has to say while I wrangle these suckers.
"BioWare is one of the hottest names in RPG development in the world," said Simon Jeffery, President and COO, SEGA of America, Inc. "Everyone at SEGA has huge confidence that Sonic is in the safest of hands, and that BioWare can create the ultimate handheld RPG experience for gamers of all ages."

So we have BioWare, who have never created anything I didn't love, working in the Sonic universe, which lately has been transformed into a giant farm where they only grow crap. A shitfarm, if you will. Can a story-driven game about a character who has always been about blindingly fast action even work? More »

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Shadowrun Opening Cinematic

I am so not going to have a life. I love Shadowrun and I just got a copy of the final code... and I also love Warhawk and I can't seem to stop playing the beta. More »

Ratchet and Clank Swag If this game wasn't so stupendous I would ridicule it for its bizarre swag. But I'll give it a pass.