It's commenter Zombie711's birthday today, and instead of dwelling on the relentless march towards death, he'd rather talk about the best and worst video game birthdays in today's Speak Up on Kotaku.
Sometimes we try to give our Speak Up on Kotaku articles headlines that clarify the content. Sometimes, as is the case with today's question from commenter Balmung, the headlines are provided us. Now answer the man.
With theaters across the country delivering a brand new Star Trek experience to fans tonight, we take a look at some of the best and worst in Star Trek video games.