My girlfriend is laying beside me trying to sleep and I'm desperately trying not to laugh as I read this - shakin' the bed as I'm silently giggling nearly uncontrollably.
If I was drinking milk it would have shot out my nose.
I am Andrew Ryan and I am here to ask you a question: is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?
No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture.
@Owen Good: Great show isn't it? :) Every time I see a picture of Coach McGuirk I can't help but read everything in his voice for the next few hours. :P
@Owen Good: lol. Well at least I can't remember Hugo Farnsworth's voice all the time so :P.
but @TaylorEatWorld: Damn I loved Home movies, is it weird that since I haven't seen the show for years that he sounds like Patrick Warburton in my head now?
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In fairness, it wasn't on The Onion, and it wasn't written on April 1st, so I don't see any harm in what the lawyers did.
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stop giggling
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He doesn't even know what a video game is.
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Really?
They really said "upmost"?
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What the hell is wrong with the word "upmost"?
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@bakagaijin: I think you meant:
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If I was drinking milk it would have shot out my nose.
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And it... PPPBbbt!
hahahahahahaha!
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Cannot. Stop Shatner's voice. from reading text. in. my head.
Gah
Still. That was. funny.
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@WhatTheFrag: FTFY.
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@Owen Good: Hey Brendon, come here. I want you to read this in my voice.
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@Owen Good: (here's another good one)
I am Andrew Ryan and I am here to ask you a question: is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?
No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture.
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but @TaylorEatWorld: Damn I loved Home movies, is it weird that since I haven't seen the show for years that he sounds like Patrick Warburton in my head now?
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Wynards: "But... but you can't sue me for something I haven't done!"
"Now you're negotiating."
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