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11/01/09
Was there a thought process to this? A board meeting? Focus groups? How did they arrive at the conclusion that penetrating a plastic infant with a remote was the first step on one's way to fun? #wii
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Toddler and Me
Kindergartner and Me
Tween and Me
Teenager and Me
Kid Who is Old Enough to get a Job and Me
When is He Moving Out and Me
I Want An Empty Nest and Me
I'm Too Old for this Shit and Me
What Do You Mean You're Pregnant and Me
Is He Going to Marry You and Me (but not me, just you)
then
Baby and Me II #wii
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Maybe he fell off a cliff and died? #wii
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Sure there's about 5-6 games that my little brother and i would enjoy playing, but i not willing to spend close to half of my paycheck if this is what they are coming up with. #wii
11/01/09
You and your brother clearly aren't the target audience for this game.
If the existence of this game really defers your choice of buying a Wii, then you should look at almost every system ever, at the dumb games they've come up with, and you should feel ashamed of yourself for being such a shallow piece of shit.
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lol i'm sorry but i work from 12 am to 8 am five days at week for a horrible paycheck, so i'm sorry if i'm a little picky about where to spend what little money i get.
And is not just this game that keeps me from buying a Wii, is that boatload of half assed attempt at a cash in by developers. #wii
11/01/09
A terrible game is a terrible game, no matter who its targeted to. Where is the seal of quality? The sholveware is getting out of control and every day I get a little more paranoid that Nintendo is going to drive the industry into the ground and that we are going to see another 1983
[en.wikipedia.org]
11/01/09
@Innis: yes, you are a shallow piece of shit if you see ONE game that does not apply to your tastes and therefore decide to forsake an entire system, but that's the condescending, vulgar way of saying it. I personaly would just say tha you can look at any of the 1 billion Wii game lists that have been posted by other commenters before and see if there's something that you would like to play. if not, wel then that's a pity, but not the end of the world.
just know that if it really is a question of money, you're gonna spend over at least 60-70$ for each game on the other consoles. Nintendo games are usually cheaper (40-50$).
Also how old is your brother? maybe he'd prefer playing Mario games, or is he more of wannabe mature pre-teen who needs his games to be filled with hemoglobine? #wii
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Look at this from your post: you are a shallow piece of shit if you see ONE game that does not apply to your tastes.
Thank you. #wii
11/01/09
Nintendo's Seal of Quality only pertained to if the software would properly work on the hardware/console. If you're old enough, you'd remember all the crap games, in terms of gameplay and design, from the 80's that would receive that such seal. Not to mention all the many peripherals that would receive the same seal too.
There has always been crap for games, and there always will be crap for games no matter which console or generation thereof. The industry is highly successful and quite frankly large enough to sustain itself through economical turmoil. Recession, what recession?
There's not going to be a crash, and it most certainly isn't going to be from Nintendo, Microsoft or Sony. Pfft, sensationalism?
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11/05/09
You don't have to even acknowledge the game's existence.
I wouldn't have cared so much if you said "I don't want the system because all of the games suck" but no, you didn't say that, you said that this game and games like it are the reason, which is retarded.
11/05/09
There is nothing fail about telling someone they aren't the target audience. You can /easily/ ignore the existence of this shit. As sad as it is, I know a couple people that are incredibly excited to get this for their daughters. #wii
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It's a revolution in gaming they say it will change how the industry works they claim. Is this the change you people wanted are you happy now look what they did to gaming LOOK AT IT!
If we can just convince at least 40% of the Nintendo share holders to sell there stock they might realize what they did. #wii
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It's not all about you, ass. #wii
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Look back at some older consoles. What peripherals did they have? Usually just a light gun, an extension cord for a controller and one or two niche things. It seems that every other game for the Wii has some unique peripheral associated with it. It's tiresome. #wii
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Never again. #wii
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