I wouldn't recommend sitting through the whole video. It's filled with the familiar scent of failed Hollywood screenwriter and bad casting, but it tastes like ass. Kim Phu

How to Use the PSP System [Playstation, thanks Janson]

I came across this little Princess Lea and R2-D2 figurine made by Gentle Giant and was like, "Why is Lara Croft with R2D2?" when I realized that this is the new look for cartoon Lea. So of course, a hunt down to find other babes in gameland ensued and I found QJ's Top 10 List of gaming vixens, which are as follows:

1. The Dead or Alive Girls (Dead or Alive series)
2. Lara Croft (Tomb Raider series)
3. Tifa (Final Fantasy VII)
4. Zelda
5. Chun Li (Street Fighter series)
6. Samus Aran (Metroid series)
7. Morrigan Aensland (Dark Stalkers)-
8. Aerith Gainsborough (Final Fantasy VII)
9. Mai Shiranui (King of Fighters)
10. Maria Renard (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night)

Now I'm not opposed to big breasts or blond hair, I'm just saying if there have been medical breakthroughs in the real world that some of the girls in the digital realm should, I don't know, LOOK DIFFERENT?! Every girl on this list falls under Chun-Li clone or Lara-Croft look-a-like. Kim Phu

Weekend Slowdown Our Top 10 hottest game babes to date [Wii QJ]

I miss Deadwood. It was kind of like watching the West Wing with a lot of swear words. Even the Asian character who spoke no English still knew how to say one very distinct three-syllable word that containing in it "sucker".

Anyone who used to watch it knows that Timothy Olyphant, who played Seth Bolluck, like to walk around the camp like his whole back was stapled to a 2x4 (maybe it was the early-century boots, who knows). I actually think that would make him a great Agent 47 in the upcoming movie, which has been confirmed.

E News also reports that the movie, produced by Luc Besson, will have Dougray Scott as Olyphant's antagonist. Olga Kurylenko (Paris je t'aime), Robert Knepper (Prison Break), Ulrich Thomsen (Festen), and Michael Offei (Casino Royale) also have joined the cast.

But Olyphant is a bit skinny. Maybe now that he's not on a diet of booze and whores, he can bulk up to Agent 47 weight. Kim Phu

Scott, Olyphant to star in Hitman adaptation [E News]

Think badly written softcore porn, only in which the buxom babes being seduced are fat, middle-aged gay men pretending to be women. And they're not being seduced; they're being paid.

Here's a sneak peak:

Fantasy Escorts breaks me in gently, with it's country club atmosphere, and familiar girls. One of the regulars, Lyndsay, was - long ago now - my very first intro to the world of party-on-demand , and so I return. My luck's in, because Lyndsay is here, in scarlet mini, ripe and ready to pluck. I watch for a while as she greases the pole, then I ask her to grant me the same favor.

As we go up to her room, I remember why Lyndsay is my appetizer of choice - sweet, gentle on the tongue, and easy on the stomach. "Tell me what you want, baby" she croons, and I know that whatever I ask for, I will get. Thirty minutes later, I'm drained but exhilarated. It's begun.

Ugh. It's like reading Wagner James Au's Saturday night "Dear Diary" entry. Just kidding, Wag! Florian Eckhardt

The Best Little Whorehouses in Second Life [Yes But No But Yes]

See that girl on the right? That's the trailer park scowl of a woman trying to keep a loose belt around her torso using only her nipples. You have to cinch it more than that, lady.

The one on the left is, I discovered, a pornlet known as Mia Rose, and has a charming interview over on Gram Ponante. My favorite bit is when she says her alt is a "druid priest", but this is pretty good too:

Have you ever met any one from WOW in person? I haven't met anyone from the game, but I play with people I know in real life...lol. But I have met people off of another online game.. Halo 2... why? Cause I'm a nerd like that. w00t

Captivating. Score one for girl gamers, Mia.

There's a link from the interview to a gallery of her photos, completely NSFW, featuring all the squinting, squatting, ingrown hairs and Filter>Distort>Diffuse Glow you've come to expect. Whores of Warcraft's first patch will be the Razorburn Crusade. Eliza Gauger

Interview with Mia Rose [Gram Ponante, via digg]