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    Oh No! Mario & Luigi Wanted For Assaulting NY Cabbie

    Spain's Plumbers Honor Mario For 28 Years Of Plumbing Accomplishments

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    Image of Shiryu Shiryu
    11/12/09

    In reply to Oh No! Mario & Luigi Wanted For Assaulting NY Cabbie
    The cab driver was playing "Super Mario World" emulated on his hacked PSP. There is only so much a couple of plumber brothers from the Bronx can take... #supermariobros
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    Image of epy0nkaru epy0nkaru
    11/12/09

    @Shiryu: the mario bros are from brooklyn, duh #supermariobros
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    Image of Shiryu Shiryu
    11/12/09

    @epy0nkaru: Indeed, im an idiot. Still, my point is valid... #supermariobros
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    11/12/09

    In reply to Oh No! Mario & Luigi Wanted For Assaulting NY Cabbie
    John Annese, a Columbia classmate of mine and the cops writer for The Advance in Staten Island, wrote a better and much more detailed story of the beating. Apparently Mario and Luigi were joined by a pimp and a rastafarian.

    [www.silive.com]
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    Edited by Owen Good at 11/12/09 1:31 PM Owen Good was starred Owen Good was unstarred
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    11/12/09

    @Owen Good: Sounds like the intro to a bad joke. #supermariobros
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    Image of wanion wanion
    11/12/09

    @-MasterDex-: A pimp, a rastafarian, and the Mario Bros. were assaulting a cop. The pimp said, "I have dibs on his gold watch." The rastafarian, said, "I have dibs on his wallet." Then the Mario Bros. said something unintelligible in a high-pitched and pretty offensive stereotypical Italian accent.

    Then everyone laughed, but really, it was just to cover up that they were crying inside. #supermariobros
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    Image of TRT-X TRT-X
    11/12/09

    In reply to Oh No! Mario & Luigi Wanted For Assaulting NY Cabbie
    These Alternate-Reality-Games have gone just a bit too far me thinks... #supermariobros
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    11/12/09

    In reply to Oh No! Mario & Luigi Wanted For Assaulting NY Cabbie
    Patrick Kane wished he had thought of that.

    /Deadspun #supermariobros
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    Image of spannu spannu
    11/12/09

    In reply to Oh No! Mario & Luigi Wanted For Assaulting NY Cabbie

    This is an excellent opportunity for more masao.

    (please don't translate the text just because they aren't really evil)
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    Edited by spannu at 11/12/09 12:51 PM spannu was starred spannu was unstarred
    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    11/12/09

    In reply to Oh No! Mario & Luigi Wanted For Assaulting NY Cabbie
    Man, people who attack and/or rob cabbies are the lowest, most despicable form of scum out there.

    Might as well stab a hobo while you're at it.
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    Edited by NeVeRMoRe666 at 11/12/09 12:50 PM NeVeRMoRe666 was starred NeVeRMoRe666 was unstarred
    Image of Hey_Blinkon Hey_Blinkon
    11/12/09

    @NeVeRMoRe666: Nothing beats the stabbing hobo life, stabbing helpless people with my stabbing hobo knife! #supermariobros
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    Image of G1bblets G1bblets
    11/12/09

    @NeVeRMoRe666: I find it funny that you say that with the picture that you have :P. #supermariobros
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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    11/12/09

    @G1bblets: Beating hobos, raping people's wives and killing rich women with giant ceramic dongs is a-ok! #supermariobros
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    Image of G1bblets G1bblets
    11/12/09

    @Koztah: Hey that hobo was singing he had it coming to him. #supermariobros
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    11/12/09

    @G1bblets: Hey! Hey!! When we get around to pushing the Ludovico technique on people then we'll talk! Till then, I only have empathy for animals....
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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    11/12/09

    @NeVeRMoRe666: Cabbies are animals? #supermariobros
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    Image of kathartik kathartik
    11/12/09

    @Koztah: the wet dog smell tends to make me think so... #supermariobros
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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    11/12/09

    @kathartik: [en.wikipedia.org] #supermariobros
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    Image of AngryEddy AngryEddy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Oh No! Mario & Luigi Wanted For Assaulting NY Cabbie
    Wild Mushrooms will do this to you. Remember that, kids. #supermariobros
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    Image of Dr Durdon Dr Durdon
    11/12/09

    In reply to Oh No! Mario & Luigi Wanted For Assaulting NY Cabbie
    Why didn't they just uh...jump on his head? #supermariobros
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    Image of Ad-hominem Ad-hominem
    11/11/09

    In reply to Spain's Plumbers Honor Mario For 28 Years Of Plumbing Accomplishments
    In Mario's 28 years of "plumbing", he's never actually fixed a pipe, or done any plumbing of any sort. Instead, he just runs around at his own leisure, collecting obscene amounts of money.

    Actually, that sounds exactly like any unionized plumber. #newsupermariobroswii
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    Image of iWasAnOnionKnight iWasAnOnionKnight
    11/11/09

    @Ad-hominem: As a member of the plumber's union I concur. #newsupermariobroswii
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    Image of hyeforgot hyeforgot
    11/11/09

    @Ad-hominem: For a minute there I read un-ionized instead of un-unionized.

    I guess it's never too late for another Mario spin-off:

    Mario Plumping #newsupermariobroswii
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    Image of kimahri.blue kimahri.blue
    11/11/09

    In reply to Spain's Plumbers Honor Mario For 28 Years Of Plumbing Accomplishments
    Ahhh who would've thought cleaning pipes would be so fun? They should have made Luigi into a garbageman. Then there would be another profession that kids could aspire to. Because we all know how necessary it is for someone to pick up our garbage, and how fun it can be, like a certain plumber for plumbing And before anyone jumps the gun, because I'm sure there's a ton of you out there with hypersensitive egos and poor comprehension skills not fit for Kotaku or the internet in general, I say it with the most sincere of purposes. #newsupermariobroswii
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    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    11/11/09

    @kimahri.blue: Stanley from Donkey Kong 3 was an electrician... #newsupermariobroswii
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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    11/11/09

    In reply to Spain's Plumbers Honor Mario For 28 Years Of Plumbing Accomplishments

    As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a plumber.

    (I'm sorry, I love that movie) #newsupermariobroswii
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Spain's Plumbers Honor Mario For 28 Years Of Plumbing Accomplishments
    But Mario isn't even Spanish! #newsupermariobroswii
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    Image of iWasAnOnionKnight iWasAnOnionKnight
    11/11/09

    @n00b_pwner: neither was Christopher Columbus... wait wahhht? #newsupermariobroswii
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    Image of Ethereus Ethereus
    11/11/09

    @iWasAnOnionKnight: Hell yeah, farfetched theories go! #newsupermariobroswii
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    Image of DigitalHero DigitalHero
    11/11/09

    In reply to Spain's Plumbers Honor Mario For 28 Years Of Plumbing Accomplishments
    Mario has turned into a Tanooki, ridden on top of colored dinosaurs, and even saved a princess, but I've never seen him even fix one clogged commode. XD #newsupermariobroswii
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    Image of Scorpi Scorpi
    11/11/09

    @DigitalHero: You ought to check out the first of the Mario and Luigi games - they make reference to this, and in one part of the he actually DOES PLUMBING (plumbs?) #newsupermariobroswii
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    Image of spiderweb1986 spiderweb1986
    11/04/09

    In reply to New Kids On The Block NES Box Fetches Ridiculous Sum
    They didn't ask to be famous. But they're not sore.

    (I really hope someone gets that.) #nes
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    Image of jello44 jello44
    11/04/09

    In reply to New Kids On The Block NES Box Fetches Ridiculous Sum
    "whoever won that auction apparently didn't come through"

    Apparently they didn't have the "Right Stuff". #nes
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