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    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    Oh Mike, such a cunning linguist you are. lol
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    Image of EViL2uCe EViL2uCe
    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    So, does this happen every time you start the system, or will this be like the female orgasm?
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    11/17/08

    @EViL2uCe: If you could hang for more than 2 minutes, the female oh oh oh would be there 100% of the time too.
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    Image of Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    I'm one of the few that actually likes the new intro, even if you only see it once.


    Maybe they can allow it to play until you hit a button (if you don't like it), and it goes back to the original splash, or goes into the lower right, like it did on the intro?

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    Image of wild homes loves you but chooses darkness! wild homes loves you but chooses darkness!
    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    Flowers and hair follicles? That's some katamari, hairbrush, lowland-pasture goodness there. Fucking eh, Microsoft. Good on you, you romantic, pastoral hair fetishists.
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    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    Well that was stupid. They could have at least done something with their iconic characters high-fiving each other, or something about bringing people together online, and instead we get a fiery poop tree. It's like they were trying to do one of Sony'z bizzaro ads and did an even worse job of it. Whoever was in charge of this did not earn their pay.
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    11/17/08

    @Toasticus: I want to see a Master Chief/Fenix exploding high five.
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    11/17/08

    @Mastrix: In slow motion! And then in giant chrome-plated all-caps, THE NEW XBOX EXPERIENCE (cued with clanking metal sound effects), followed by another giant explosion.
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    Image of Ursus-Veritas Ursus-Veritas
    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    Wow, yes it looks nice, but isn't that being just a little bit overdramatic for a boot up video?


    CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME TO THE NXE! THIS IS THE LONG AND EPIC JOURNEY YOU WILL GO THROUGH TURNING YOUR XBOX ON! LOOK HOW SHINY OUR MIGHTY POOP TREES, ABLAZE IN THEIR GLORY, REACH FOR THE SKIES!

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    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    i have the nxe so suck it bitches
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    11/17/08

    @tralfaz23: Which preschool classroom should I have your medal mailed to?
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    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    How quickly can I delete this from existence? It's such a waste...
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    11/17/08

    @TRT-X: And by "this" I'm referring to the video. I'm indifferent to the NXE (save for a bit of a *frown* at the fact it takes up HDD space). Not a lot, but the fact that my 360 already has 13 of the 120GB allocated to unaccessible storage...every little bit counts.
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    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    Least we know the materials are looking cool...
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    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    We built this city on Rock and Roll!
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    11/17/08

    @Theoutlet:
    Knee deep..... IN THE HOOPLAH!!!!!
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    "Its my turn with the sex box!" "Its mine! and her name is Sony!"

    Hopefully this new dashboard won't slow down....
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    Image of masterjuba masterjuba
    11/17/08

    @excel_excel: what is the point of your existence.
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    11/17/08

    @masterjuba: to annoy people like you, which I enjoy doing very much
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    Image of armchairnixon armchairnixon
    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    I kept hearing The Simpsons' theme song while watching that, and I have no idea why. Someone really should redub it with that and post it on YouTube or something.


    It really would be epic win.

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    11/17/08

    @armchairnixon: WTF? I thought it was only me?!
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    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    Grass grows, Birds Fly, and brother, Poop Trees eat people...?
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    Image of Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    God why is there a poop tree lol.
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    Image of jgotskilz jgotskilz
    11/17/08

    In reply to The First Thing You'll See Once NXE Installs
    when does this come out?? tomorrow!!
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    Image of sudo rm reality.exe sudo rm reality.exe
    11/17/08

    @jgotskilz: Wednesday I think.
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    11/17/08

    @HikariOblivion: pwn3d
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