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    Virtual Golf Hookers

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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    07/15/09

    In reply to Virtual Golf Hookers
    Perverted businessmen? In my Japan



    *puts on Kabuki-facepaint*



    Hooooh



    THEY...will be punished, with a man's punishment.



    As the cherry blossom fall to the ground to signal the end of spring, so too must the buds of mankind struggle to find solace in strife.



    If only my ancestors could look upon me and smile. Feeling pride over the egg that became a dragon in a skies of yesteryear.



    Then you will have found happiness and the guise of a sunflower.
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    Image of MugiMugi MugiMugi
    07/15/09

    @ShadowOdin isn't american: Seoul is not in Japan it's the capital in South Korea. :P back to your school bench :P
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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    07/15/09

    @MugiMugi: Seoul is the best city in all of Japan.



    I, proud citizen of Not-America, know that to be true.
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    Image of JusticeBarProductions JusticeBarProductions
    07/15/09

    @ShadowOdin isn't american: ShadowOdin: gamer, kotaku commentator, warpoet
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    Image of Antiterra Antiterra
    07/15/09

    In reply to Virtual Golf Hookers
    Well, you gotta do something to make golf entertaining.



    (I kid, I kid... Buy PGA Tour 10 on the Wii!)
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    Image of shoppinghero shoppinghero
    07/15/09

    In reply to Virtual Golf Hookers
    Hole in one
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    Image of Sutekh_Slain Sutekh_Slain
    07/15/09

    @shoppinghero: Very impressive. It usually takes me a couple tries before I can get it in. I always hit it too hard and make the process last longer than it really needs to be.
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    Image of Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more) Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more)
    07/15/09

    @shoppinghero: Damn, bro, that shit was a par seven. You don't fuck around, huh? Or maybe you do, huh-yuck, huh-yuck.

    ...Yeah, that's the best I've got. Didn't bring my A-game, I guess. Or at least, I hope I didn't- if this is my A-game, that has more troubling implications.
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    Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more) was starred Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more) was unstarred
    Image of Sutekh_Slain Sutekh_Slain
    07/15/09

    In reply to Virtual Golf Hookers
    Sex sells.

    As an aside. I think the Koreans should first focus on their presidents before clapping innocent hookers in cuffs.
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    Edited by Sutekh_Slain at 07/15/09 4:13 AM Sutekh_Slain was starred Sutekh_Slain was unstarred
    Image of Hey_Blinkon Hey_Blinkon
    07/15/09

    @Sutekh_Slain: Usually, where there are hookers, there are politicians. Kill two birds with one stone.
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    Image of oby oby
    07/15/09

    @Sutekh_Slain: Pencils sell also, but you don't see them being sold in virtual golf rooms. You know why ? Because it makes no sense unless it's a pencil warehouse covered as a sports facility. You see the link between pencils, sex and virtual golf ?



    Shifty business is shifty.
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    Image of InconspicuouslyConspicuous InconspicuouslyConspicuous
    07/15/09

    @Sutekh_Slain: Perhaps other countries are readily in the news for us to make the same judgements about them too?



    /sarcasm



    It seems Korea is getting a bad rap in the media these days... I wonder when the US will return to the limelight...?
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    Image of Sutekh_Slain Sutekh_Slain
    07/15/09

    @oby: Agreed.



    However: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_sells
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    Edited by Sutekh_Slain at 07/15/09 4:25 AM Sutekh_Slain was starred Sutekh_Slain was unstarred
    Image of Sutekh_Slain Sutekh_Slain
    07/15/09

    @InconspicuouslyConspicuous: It's an in-joke amongst koreans. You typically expect a South Korean president to be corrupt. It's a wonderful surprise if they're not.
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    Image of InconspicuouslyConspicuous InconspicuouslyConspicuous
    07/15/09

    @Sutekh_Slain: Well that's the one half of me I should oppress with my other half...



    The president with the last names seems to be doing fine
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    Edited by InconspicuouslyConspicuous at 07/15/09 4:35 AM InconspicuouslyConspicuous was starred InconspicuouslyConspicuous was unstarred
    Image of CyricZ CyricZ
    07/15/09

    In reply to Virtual Golf Hookers
    Oh, the ways "measure how far the ball travels" could be taken in this situation.
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    Image of punderland punderland
    07/15/09

    In reply to Virtual Golf Hookers
    Apparently they make a bad cup of tee.
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    Image of Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more) Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more)
    07/15/09

    @punderland: That was epic, bro. Shit, now I've got THREE people I want to give stars and it's only 4 am.
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    Image of InconspicuouslyConspicuous InconspicuouslyConspicuous
    07/15/09

    @Dangeresque the Observer: dam how do you star? I've tried to star a few but it's not working...

    will try later..
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    Edited by InconspicuouslyConspicuous at 07/15/09 4:46 AM InconspicuouslyConspicuous was starred InconspicuouslyConspicuous was unstarred
    Image of Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more) Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more)
    07/15/09

    @InconspicuouslyConspicuous: It's not working for me, either. I thought it was an Internet Explorer thing, so I switched back to Google Chrome (what I usually use), but it's not working either... also, it refuses to let me edit anymore. No matter when I hit the edit button, it tells me that time has expired.
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    Image of BattleMagnum BattleMagnum
    07/15/09

    In reply to Virtual Golf Hookers
    "Rue wrote:



    Love that they found found prostitution going on and charged them on violating food cleanliness."



    Now that's just wrong.
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    Image of ourovoros-stupid double posts! ourovoros-stupid double posts!
    07/15/09

    @BattleMagnum: Why? Aren't prostitutes worthy of the same culinary hygiene as the rest of the world?
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    Image of Sutekh_Slain Sutekh_Slain
    07/15/09

    @ourovoros: Nope. They follow the 4 second rule.
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    Image of Spderweb Spderweb
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nintendo's Reggie Finds Natal 'Ironic,' Talks Facebook, Virtual Console
    he's in the future tech wise??? sony and 360 both have excellent graphics and now they also have the motion control. wii has the motion control but they failed to understand that people also like great visuals to go with their games.
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    Image of Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians. Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians.
    06/11/09

    @Spderweb:Spotty supported motion control that so far has been lulz on both systems. Not all of us are shallow graphic whores, you know?
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    Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians. was starred Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians. was unstarred
    Image of ThisCharmingMan ThisCharmingMan
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nintendo's Reggie Finds Natal 'Ironic,' Talks Facebook, Virtual Console
    Reggie has always come off as a bit smug, in my eyes. Not that it's a bad thing. I do think he has a point on Nintendo's stance regarding tech. Sure Microsoft's technology is jaw-droppingly cool...but will the experiences be as good as the tech? I guess time will tell. We don't even know how well the thing works yet...
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    Image of bobtheduck in Korea bobtheduck in Korea
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nintendo's Reggie Finds Natal 'Ironic,' Talks Facebook, Virtual Console
    If physical activity is the future, Konami has been in the future for 12 years, and it WORKS. You get REAL exercise from Standard mode songs on endless for half an hour on DDR.
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    Image of GohanGVO GohanGVO
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nintendo's Reggie Finds Natal 'Ironic,' Talks Facebook, Virtual Console
    RE: WiiWare


    "We think our model of highly-polished, immersive, innovative experiences is the right model to have."


    Then please have a more stringent content policy rather than allow most any ol' thing. WiiWare is awesome, but it also has a lot of garbage.

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    Image of Demonbird Demonbird
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nintendo's Reggie Finds Natal 'Ironic,' Talks Facebook, Virtual Console
    Now that the DSi has confirmed no VC, is there any reason whatsoever to buy one?
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    Image of Billkwando Billkwando
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nintendo's Reggie Finds Natal 'Ironic,' Talks Facebook, Virtual Console
    Ok, where's the interview? All I see are a bunch of random quotes. This is called an "article".
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    Image of NoBullet NoBullet
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nintendo's Reggie Finds Natal 'Ironic,' Talks Facebook, Virtual Console
    the prevailing industry opinion was that prettier pictures or more horsepower were the waves of the future. And now it's clear from both of our competitors that physical activity in gaming is the wave of the future.


    Uh, Xbox360 is gonna have both. Sorry Nintendo, try again.

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    Image of arahman56 arahman56
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nintendo's Reggie Finds Natal 'Ironic,' Talks Facebook, Virtual Console
    How many people are going to be taking pictures for Facebook with their DSi? Even cellphones can take better pictures.
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    Image of Ueziel Ueziel
    06/11/09

    @arahman56: So what? I have my DS with me all the time. I don't even have a cellphone. Chances are, I will happily take pictures if I can post them like that.
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    Image of Slagathorian Slagathorian
    06/11/09

    @Ueziel: All 0.3 megapixels?


    Who doesn't have a cellphone is this day and age.

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    Image of Ueziel Ueziel
    06/11/09

    @Slagathorian: Why do I need one? If I'm at home, I can talk to people over AIM or just call them on a regular phone sitting right over there. If I'm out, I'm almost always with friends anyway and I don't need to be alerted to something while I'm already doing something. And if I'm at work, I don't need anyone calling me and I don't need to be bothered.


    Cellphones just aren't needed. They're accessories.

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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    06/11/09

    @Ueziel: I only have a cellphone. It let's me call people both when I'm home and when I am away, which I regularily do, because it's rather convenient to be able to get in contact with people while you're away. : D
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