Video - Kotaku

posts about #video more →
Watch Grandma Hardcore Cuss Up a Storm in Brütal Legend
And Here is Two Full Minutes of Nonchalantly Performed Badassery
Cole Hamels Reminds You That Grenades are "for Pussies"
Lego Indy Trailer Discreetly Avoids Dr. Jones' Creepy Past
UK Viral Vid Teaches Us How to Cope with L4D2
Football Fans — Here's Collinsworth NFL 10
Is Your Population Demoralized? Watch "Space A-hole"
BioShock 2 Trailer Makes Everything Better, Wetter, Deader
Popping the Question in Super Mario World
Star Trek Online Video: "Klingons Being Klingons ..."

Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.

Dsmvwl Admin Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×

Zatoichi666
11/02/09

In reply to And Here is Two Full Minutes of Nonchalantly Performed Badassery
I think they should patch the first one so it has the same grapple gun gameplay mechanic...
not going to talk about the mission structure.... fix the gun I'll make my own fun...... #eidos
Reply

Ghede promoted this comment Zatoichi666 was starred Zatoichi666 was unstarred

Ghede
11/02/09

@Zatoichi666: You seem to have two problems: A sense of entitlement, and you are on your multiple-period. #eidos
Reply

Ghede was starred Ghede was unstarred

Gruntybreath
11/01/09

In reply to Watch Grandma Hardcore Cuss Up a Storm in Brütal Legend
Nice Gil Shalam in the beginning. #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

Gruntybreath was starred Gruntybreath was unstarred

wild homes loves you but chooses darkness!
11/01/09

In reply to And Here is Two Full Minutes of Nonchalantly Performed Badassery
I actually really enjoyed the original. This just looks like more, faster, shinier. And I'm totally OK with that. #eidos
Reply

Scazza
11/01/09

In reply to And Here is Two Full Minutes of Nonchalantly Performed Badassery
No one below this comment has clearly played Just Cause 1. Its supposed to be over the top Cheese fest with crazy stupid shit going on. #eidos
Reply

Scazza was starred Scazza was unstarred

Xelmon
11/01/09

@Scazza:
Crazy stupid in a "Ohhh god, naa, f that" way,
Or Crazy stupid in a "Wouldn't work IRL, but man that's cool!" way? #eidos
Reply

Xelmon was starred Xelmon was unstarred

Jennacide
11/01/09

In reply to Watch Grandma Hardcore Cuss Up a Storm in Brütal Legend
Maybe I'm missing something, but why the hell does she have a PS2 controller in her hand if it's Brutal Legend? #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

GunFlame promoted this comment Jennacide was starred Jennacide was unstarred

GunFlame
11/01/09

@Jennacide: Its a PS3 controller. #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

GunFlame was starred GunFlame was unstarred

MaWeiTao
11/01/09

In reply to And Here is Two Full Minutes of Nonchalantly Performed Badassery
The core mechanic seems to be a bit of a Bionic Commando knockoff. And the voice-over is cheesy as all hell. On top of that his accent and manner of speaking don't match at all; I can't tell if he's faking the accent or if the developer went with generic, b-movie crap for dialog.

I can tolerate fantasy physics. But at least make it look convincing. No attempt was made here and so the game looks ridiculous. At least Hollywood and Hong Kong make things look somewhat plausible.

I predict this game will be a flop. #eidos
Reply

MaWeiTao was starred MaWeiTao was unstarred

Tyber_Zann
11/01/09

In reply to Watch Grandma Hardcore Cuss Up a Storm in Brütal Legend
I live in Cleveland, and have never even heard of this lady. Shame on me, for she is badass. I can only hope to be so foul-mouthed and lazy when I'm that old. Well, I kinda planned on that anyway. #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

Tyber_Zann was starred Tyber_Zann was unstarred

(zombie) buddhathing
10/31/09

In reply to Watch Grandma Hardcore Cuss Up a Storm in Brütal Legend
This lady is so cool, she's one fleck of pepper on a tooth away from becoming a goddess. #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

m0m0
10/31/09

In reply to Watch Grandma Hardcore Cuss Up a Storm in Brütal Legend
does granma hardcore play wii? #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

Weirdwolf Is Restared To Glory! promoted this comment m0m0 was starred m0m0 was unstarred

Weirdwolf Is Restared To Glory!
10/31/09

@m0m0: Yep, I was on her wii friends list until my wii had to be returned and I got a new one with a different number _< #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

Nudgenudge
10/31/09

In reply to Watch Grandma Hardcore Cuss Up a Storm in Brütal Legend
Best line: "When my kids were growing up and playing heavy metal, I couldn't stand it... Now it doesn't seem that bad!"

Grandma, you are indeed hardcore. And metal. In the words of Ozzy that you liked so much: "Go fuckin' nuts!" #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

Nudgenudge was starred Nudgenudge was unstarred

thespyderboy
11/04/09

@Nudgenudge: Yeah that was pretty awesome. #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

thespyderboy was starred thespyderboy was unstarred

Logixx
10/31/09

In reply to And Here is Two Full Minutes of Nonchalantly Performed Badassery
This game will probably be;

80% surfing from car to car with a parachute.

15% climbing tall buildings... Then jumping off and using the parachute.

5% anything left that doesn't have to do with your parachute. #eidos
Reply

CustomFirmware promoted this comment Logixx was starred Logixx was unstarred

deanbmmv
10/31/09

In reply to Watch Grandma Hardcore Cuss Up a Storm in Brütal Legend

Anyone else hear the song (Dance Macabre) n think of this?
Oh and Kotaku is falling apart if you use it in Chrome. #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

deanbmmv was starred deanbmmv was unstarred

TheAlp
10/31/09

@deanbmmv: i use it in Chrome, seems fine to me :S #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

deanbmmv promoted this comment TheAlp was starred TheAlp was unstarred

(Starman) Alpha
10/31/09

@deanbmmv: BTW the userscripts for the comment system ain't been working for quite some time, even in Firefox.

[userstyles.org] #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

(Starman) Alpha was starred (Starman) Alpha was unstarred

deanbmmv
10/31/09

@(Starman) Alpha: not using userscripts (I'm not in Dev channel, can't be bothered) #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

deanbmmv was starred deanbmmv was unstarred

deanbmmv
10/31/09

@TheAlp: Yeah, gettign conflicting reports.
Kotkau jsut seems to be ranomly failing.
All i know is folks are having issues, and in my case chrome doesn't work with kotaku, but FF does(touch wood). #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

deanbmmv was starred deanbmmv was unstarred

WhiteMage says fix the comments grr
10/31/09

@deanbmmv: I couldn't log in all day on firefox. Swapped to chome and it worked in seconds.

Then lots of buttons and features were broken on both.

I am truly, truly fascinated by this crap. I have no idea how such constant constant random fault is possible. #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

(zombie) buddhathing promoted this comment

(zombie) buddhathing
10/31/09

@WhiteMage says fix the comments grr: I'm using Firefox, and haven't had a single hiccup. I'm sure others have, but it's bizzare how random the Kotaku issues seem to be. #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

(Zombie) D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!
10/31/09

In reply to And Here is Two Full Minutes of Nonchalantly Performed Badassery
Half of the things he is doing makes no sense. It's like he said "fuck you physics I have a magic grappling hook" and then...well....fucked physics to make himself do absurd things for the sake of looking cool, while being completely impractical. #eidos
Reply

qumahlin
10/31/09

@(Zombie) D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!:

Your point? Quite frankly im sick of games ruining what could be a fun experience by attempting to hamstring "Real world physics" into them.

You don't see a single great action flick that adheres to physics, so why has it become the trend to do it in gaming? #eidos
Reply

(Zombie) D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid! promoted this comment qumahlin was starred qumahlin was unstarred

WFROSE
10/31/09

@(Zombie) D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!: Not only did he fuck physics, he then told her in the morning that he would help spring for some of her bus fair back home, then rolled over and went back to sleep after she left in tears...

...that's what Physics gets for being such a slut!
Reply

(zombie) buddhathing promoted this comment Edited by WFROSE at 10/31/09 7:58 PM WFROSE was starred WFROSE was unstarred

(Zombie) D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!
10/31/09

@qumahlin: I have no point, I was simply pointing out the blatant disregard for physics.

Not necessarily bad because of it, just preveilant through the entire thing. #eidos
Reply

Weirdwolf Is Restared To Glory!
10/31/09

In reply to Watch Grandma Hardcore Cuss Up a Storm in Brütal Legend
OGHC is wonderful, she's had some pretty terrible health problems, but she keeps gaming through it all, playing all sorts of games on different systems. She is the kind of gamer we should all aspire to be like. #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

Demonbird
10/31/09

In reply to Watch Grandma Hardcore Cuss Up a Storm in Brütal Legend
Does anyone else no longer have the option to view featured/non featured, or even older posts anymore? #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

Demonbird was starred Demonbird was unstarred

WhiteMage says fix the comments grr
10/31/09

@Demonbird: Me me I don't!

Direct links to replies are also bringing a "Failed ot load comments" error. Wonderful system, isn't it? :D
Reply

(Starman) Alpha promoted this comment Edited by WhiteMage says fix the comments grr at 10/31/09 7:27 PM

(Starman) Alpha
10/31/09

@Demonbird: YES OH MY GOD YES.

Can you say...
ブロケン〜♪♪

(Broken~♪♪)? #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

(Starman) Alpha was starred (Starman) Alpha was unstarred

(Starman) Alpha
10/31/09

@WhiteMage says fix the comments grr: You seem like such a sadomasochist to be so happy with this change. O_o #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

(Starman) Alpha was starred (Starman) Alpha was unstarred

Demonbird
10/31/09

@WhiteMage says fix the comments grr:
@(Starman) Alpha:
Okay, glad I'm not the only (not really cause it sucks) but at least that means it should be resolved. #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

Demonbird was starred Demonbird was unstarred

Weirdwolf Is Restared To Glory!
10/31/09

@Demonbird:

It was even stopping me posting a comment because I wasn't logged in even when I was. #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

WhiteMage says fix the comments grr
10/31/09

@(Starman) Alpha: I am absolutely OVERJOYED with the magic comment system that, completely at random, goes completely insane and breaks in all the stupidest ways. It almost brings me to ORGASMIC EUPHORIA ;-; #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

WhiteMage says fix the comments grr
10/31/09

@Demonbird: but at least that means it should be resolved.

XMFD #oldgrandmahardcore
Reply

Earlier threads | All threads | Show hidden threads | Show featured threads only | Start a new discussion

SUBSCRIBE TO Kotaku

Login

Reset Password

Register

Submit Your Comment