@azizrulez: They need to make a naughty YouTube.... Maybe call it 'X Tube'... or 'You Porn', or something... dunno, just tossing some original ideas out there...
Aside from what everyone else has said so far (Pauline, not Peach, being the biggest snafu), the most romantic couple in any videogame was Bond and whatever the name of the girl was from GoldenEye (Natacha?).
What's romance if not being able to shoot your woman in the head with your golden gun without killing her? Or slapping her in the crotch ad nauseum?
...huh, so that's why I'm alone on the weekends...
Hah! I remember that Ms. Pac Man commercial! Also, I love how Peach doesn't remove her crown and Sonic doesn't take off the gloves before they get busy...
YOU ****ING RETARDS YOU FORGOT ABOUT OTACON AND NAOMI DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD STOP PUTTING THE TYPICAL ONES ON YOU STUPID A$$HOLES AND GET A REAL CLUE AND DIE ALREADY!!!1!!1
As soon as I saw Cloud and Aerith, I knew this list was stupid. I wish people would try once in a while, instead of just pulling FFVII out of their ass for everything.
Also, Peach wasn't in Donkey Kong. That was Pauline.
Because we can have a giggle at the NSFW posts, and theres no better day to throw up a lot of them than Valentines Day, the day that comes with its own built in excuse for guilt free throwaway sex.
Not all of us get our kicks by being a ps3 hatin troll, after all.
What are you talking about? I was just saying that theres a large majority of stupid out there that takes pleasure in throwing moronic jabs at the ps3. It seems to be the second most amount of pleasure derived from Kotaku other than NSFW posts, and at least with these ones, we can all come together in harmony. :)
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What's romance if not being able to shoot your woman in the head with your golden gun without killing her? Or slapping her in the crotch ad nauseum?
...huh, so that's why I'm alone on the weekends...
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No glove, no love.
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"Hey Toad, if Mario comes by, tell him I'm in another castle."
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Classic.
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Anyway, the comic at the start was entertaining.. video needed more Mario+peach lovin'.
AND SNAKE AND MERYL WHAT THE FUCK!
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I know! My vote is for Otacon and Naomi, because at least Otacon admitted that he was into Naomi. Snake and Meryl always were too coy.
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Keep bitching til someone takes notice...
*ahem*
YOU ****ING RETARDS YOU FORGOT ABOUT OTACON AND NAOMI DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD STOP PUTTING THE TYPICAL ONES ON YOU STUPID A$$HOLES AND GET A REAL CLUE AND DIE ALREADY!!!1!!1
aaaaannnd scene.
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I give it a day. All the Kotaku hits will generate some buzz at Google HQ and someone will get wise.
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Yeah, but those are for like breast-feeding tips.
...not that I've looked for titties on YouTube or anyth - God dammit.
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:/
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Or the webcomic Dueling Analogs...
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Also, Peach wasn't in Donkey Kong. That was Pauline.
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There's a reason FFVII keeps popping up all over the place- it's a pretty good game.
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Not necessarily. Banality sells just as much as quality.
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Kotakuonians need some lovin' too?
Still, I have to say, that Sonic pic is pretty darn funny.
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Because we can have a giggle at the NSFW posts, and theres no better day to throw up a lot of them than Valentines Day, the day that comes with its own built in excuse for guilt free throwaway sex.
Not all of us get our kicks by being a ps3 hatin troll, after all.
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What are you talking about? I was just saying that theres a large majority of stupid out there that takes pleasure in throwing moronic jabs at the ps3. It seems to be the second most amount of pleasure derived from Kotaku other than NSFW posts, and at least with these ones, we can all come together in harmony. :)
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Oh... wait... sorry. I just clicked on your recent comments to try to figure you out.
Your star makes all of us ashamed to have ours. :(