• pc

    Uwe Boll's Tunnel Rats Game Now on Steam

    Reader Dean reminds us that Uwe Boll's Tunnel Rats went on sale on Friday on Steam. More »
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    Comment by Michael Dukakis - Mets fan - Leader: If you could say one thing to Uwe Bolls face what would it be? 21 Responses | Other threads

  • movies

    Uwe Boll Wins Big At Weekend Movie Awards

    The Oscars? Hah! Anyone can win an Oscar. And the show itself, gah, it's so boring. The Razzies, though, a night honouring the worst in Hollywood, well, now we're talking. More »
    02/23/09
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    Comment by freakout: Postal was fucking awful. When even Dave Foley can't make your script funny, you're in deep shit. I still want to... 11 Responses | Other threads

  • postal

    Postal "Actress" Advances in American Idol

    The best part of American Idol is when someone overcomes their disadvantaged past and advances to Hollywood. This year, that person is Jackie Tohn, and her disadvantage is an acting credit blame in Postal. More »
    02/01/09
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    Comment by JonnyDee: Jeez, give people a break. Im an Actor and would happily be in an Uwe Boll film. Its a paid... 11 Responses | Other threads

  • uwe boll

    Uwe Boll's Razzie Acceptance Speech

    OK, so the Golden Raspberry Award winners haven't really been announced yet and even if Uwe Boll swept the infamous bad film awards, I doubt even he would have an acceptance speech. More »
    01/23/09
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    Comment by liquid_kore: I actually would like to see a movie about Uwe directed by Uwe, just so I can know what its... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • The Boll Cut

    Uwe Boll Receives Four Razzie Nominations

    The Golden Raspberry Awards are the anti-Oscars, celebrating the worst that film has to offer, so it comes as no surprise that our favorite video game movie director Uwe Boll be nominated for four. More »
    01/07/09
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    Comment by Dryden: In other news, M. Night Shyamalan's next horror film is reportedly centered around an everyman-aspiring writer/director/producer that dumb lucks his... 20 Responses | Other threads

  • parody

    Uwe Boll's Contra: Even Better Than The Real Thing

    Prepare to be Contra'd, because this trailer for Uwe Boll's Contra packs so much Contra into one minute and fifty-three seconds that you'll think you're at a Contra convention. Don't worry, it's a joke! More »
    12/19/08
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    Comment by Gam3r: It's about time for a new Contra on PSN & XBLA. - Sprites mixed with polygon like the DS Castlevanias.-... 7 Responses | Other threads

  • You'll Shoot Your Eyes Out

    Spend Two Days With Uwe Boll In LA This Week

    Whether you are morbidly curious or just a glutton for punishment, there's no finer place to be in Los Angeles on Wednesday and Thursday than the Uwe Boll Film Festival at the Downtown Independent. More »
  • movies

    Watch Uwe Boll: The Movie Right Now

    German filmmaker Fabian Hübner picks the brain of Uwe Boll for over 50 minutes in Visiting Uwe. If you've ever wanted to learn more about the man behind the movies, well, now's your chance. More »
    12/05/08
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    Comment by hot_heart: uwe boll is a pretty cool guy he punches critics and doesnt afraid of anythign 10 Responses | Other threads

  • nsfw

    Uwe Boll Now Losing Money by Means Other Than Shitty Films

    Apparently, even the ownership of the exclusive worldwide sales rights to Uwe Boll's films doesn't completely destroy the reputation of a company, because a judge determined Fantastic Films still had enough of a name left for him to ruin in a $2.1 million ruling against Boll on grounds of breach of contract and libel. More »
    11/12/08
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    Comment by Kreepman: Am I the only one who actually feels bad for Uwe? I've watched his interviews (specifically on Loading. Ready. Run.) and... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • uwe boll

    Buy Crappy Uwe Boll Movie, Get...Advent Rising?

    You may not have heard of Uwe Boll's 2007 film Seed. Mostly because it wasn't based on a game, and as such, would have received absolutely zero press (as opposed to the slight amounts of press he gets from a strangely-obsessed gaming media). That means that the DVD version of the game's going to be a tough sell! So to sweeten the deal with Boll's primary (only?) fanbase, the DVD box set is going to come bundled with a copy of Advent Rising on the PC. Hopefully because the distributors found a few thousand copies lying around, and not because Uwe Boll is planning on doing an Advent Rising movie. More »
    09/24/08
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    Comment by Grumpz®, who knows DSL doesn't cut it.: uwe boll and orson scott card bring you... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • uwe boll

    Oh Noes: Far Cry Releasing in Germany Only

    Kidding! We mean the piece-of-shit movie Uwe Boll is making under the same title. It has a Germany-only release date of Oct. 2, at least according to the press kit Big Download dug up. But still, big month for Uwe: Postal's out on DVD, he's got a game coming out, 1968 Tunnel Rats, which nevertheless sounds like the name of some second-division Bundesliga team. I wonder though, if he makes a movie based on the game of 1968 Tunnel Rats, would that be like a dog eating and then crapping its own turd? More »
  • uwe boll

    Uwe Boll Is Pleased With His Game, Then Again...

    Yesterday we saw the first footage of the video game based off of Uwe Boll's new film Tunnel Rats 1968, and many of us were less than impressed, but the man himself? Very pleased indeed. More »
    09/18/08
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    Comment by PrivateJ0ker: This video game sounds great!! Everyone sign the petition! [www.petitiononline.com] 4 Responses | Other threads

  • clips

    First Look At Uwe Boll's New... Video Game

    Can't say we saw this one coming. Uwe Boll presents 1968 Tunnel Rats, a first-person shooter in which you play the role of what appears to be a very badly burned soldier, one who will fight in tunnels, fight in the jungle and come face to face with... HELICOPTERS!! Are you man enough to accept the challenge? More »
    09/17/08
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    Comment by Ashkihyena: Well, at leasat when he's making shitty games, that keeps him from making shitty game movies. 4 Responses | Other threads

  • postal movie

    Postal Movie Out On DVD - Everybody Hide

    Uwe Boll's epic masterpiece Postal has now been released on the unsuspecting DVD purchasing public, complete with a Uwe commentary, deleted scenes, special features, and a copy of Postal 2 for the PC. The news is so unexciting that even bombastic Running With Scissors boss Vince Desi can barely muster a crude joke about it. More »
    08/26/08
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    Comment by Rutt: I just typed in Uwe Boll into Google and one of the first things that showed up was a German... more » | Other threads

  • postal

    Postal Wins Award... Really

    Uwe Boll must be on cloud nine, maybe even ten or eleven. More »
    06/16/08
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    Comment by freespeech: whenever someone watches a boll movie a demon gets his horns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more » | Other threads

  • hollywood

    Two Hundred Leave Free Postal Screening

    Approximately 200 theatergoers walked out of a free Postal screening in New Jersey last Friday. While Hoboken Mayor David Roberts refused to attend the screening, he stated that he did not like the film's 9/11-style attack gag and added that it was "too soon to mock a plane going into the World Trade Center." According to Boll: More »
    06/03/08
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    Comment by GOLD5: They said the same thing about Hogan's Heroes... more » | Other threads

  • uwe boll

    Postal Opens On 13 Screens, Box Office Take A Mystery

    Oh! Uwe Boll's movie adaptation of Postal came out this weekend and we totally forgot about it. That might have something to do with the fact that it opened on thirteen screens. That's obviously small potatoes but far, far better than the four screens it was reported to bow on previously. Variety's The Cut Scene looked into Postal's opening weekend—it went up against Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull which did $126 million—and found out that the movie raked in... well, they have no idea. Yes, that's weird. Not screening for critics is one thing, but keeping hush hush on your take is something else. More »
    05/27/08
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    Comment by Shabadage: I saw this movie and it's fucking awesome. Not as in good movie awesome. As in totally over... more » | Other threads

  • clips

    Uwe Boll Gets Serious

    When we typically see director Uwe Boll, diarrhea is running the mouth with him threatening to beat up internet nerds or trashing Hollywood filmmakers. Here, he's at Starbucks and sitting in the park and *gasp* actually saying intelligent things. Nice interview. More »
    05/27/08
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    Comment by freespeech: WHY WHY WHY do you still give this man press?????????????? He is paying for it isn't he, just admit... more » | Other threads

  • uwe boll

    Postal Blu-ray Coming In August

    Statistically speaking, the chance of you catching Uwe Boll's Postal in the theater is extremely low, and now that we are all feeling either saddened or mildly bemused at his plight with the film adaptation of Running With Scissors' over-the-top game franchise I'm sure we're itching to catch the film when it hits retail outlets. We'll have our chance on August 26th, the day newbie blu-ray publisher UMVD Visual Entertainment has slated for the high-definition release. High-Def Digest has an interesting description for the release in their announcement post.
    Directed by much-derided shlockmeister Uwe Boll, 'Postal' stars Zack Ward as a misfit who sets out to rob his local amusement park while getting mixed-up with a faction of the Taliban. Barely released in U.S. cinemas last year, the film grossed less than $5 million at the box office domestically.
    Interesting. I suppose saying less than $5 million does cover everything from $1 on up. Let's just hope more than four retailers pick up the disc when it comes out. More »
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    Comment by freespeech: i can see it make 5mil, you have to wait another 1000yrs. for it to hit that number but it... more » | Other threads

  • uwe boll

    Uwe Boll A Bit Upset About Postal

    You have to feel a bit bad for Uwe Boll at this point. Granted he's made some terrible movies, but he didn't deserve to have his big Postal movie that he was all excited about limited to only four movie screens across the entire country. On the movie's official website, Boll takes a moment to vent about websites that are claiming this setback as a triumph against him.
    To all of you writing now about me and the fact that POSTAL is not getting screens.its okay ..its fun kicking a guy nonstop who is on the ground you are all not getting it that i'm the guy who made it against the big hollywood system and you are all only busy to destroy me and finish me up and then you YOU WON WHAT ? the attention of the studios, michael bay .. ????? if you damage me you feel closer to Hollywood ? what is your game plan?
    Back when I was 7 my mother threw this big birthday party for me, and the only person who showed up was a little kid who was crying because he had a soccer game and left five minutes after showing up. I imagine this feels a bit like that for Uwe. Granted I can cite bad marketing in my case (I never handed out invitations), but still. More »
    05/19/08
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    Comment by freespeech: "a live version of south park" now that IS funny@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more » | Other threads

  • hollywood

    Postal Opening On Four Screens (Yes, FOUR)

    Uwe Boll's Postal is getting a limited release. A very, very limited release. Make that very, very, very limited. Four theaters, actually. Says Boll via press release: More »
    05/16/08
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    Comment by kRaSh32: @Hellmark: Exactly. more » | Other threads

  • uwe boll

    Uwe Boll's Best Idea Ever

    Uwe Boll might actually have a good idea for a video game movie! In an interview over at New York Magazine in which he explains how he'd be a perfect fit for a Grand Theft Auto movie, Uwe is asked how he would deal with video game fans who feel he is raping their games with his horrible movie interpretations.
    I think right in the Internet world there is a more interesting strategy I could go with. I have the rights to [Wii game] Zombie Massacre, and maybe we should do that movie with all the gamers and Boll haters, and people who signed that petition anti-Boll, or pro-Boll, we all meet in a big, small city — somewhere in the Midwest. And we all shoot Zombie Massacre together; they all play zombies, and they're there and can give me advice if they think they can do it better than me.
    Could you imagine? Uwe Boll with a gigantic horde of gamer zombies, letting them give him input on how to make the film? It would probably still turn out crap, but it would be gamer community crap, which would make it awesome. This is just brilliant. It'll probably never happen, but still...brilliant. More »
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    Comment by dirkxxdiggler: This idea really is brilliant, if it ever happens I am so there. more » | Other threads

  • now that's marketing

    Uwe Boll Vs. Stride Gum

    The internet petition at StopUweBoll.org is only up to 234,000 signatures, and by gum that's not fast enough for the makers of Stride. The Cadbury Adams brand of chewing gum is throwing their support behind the petition, offering a million packs of gum - one for each signer - if the petition hits the one million mark by May 14th, which isn't all that likely but at least their heart was in the right place - marketing.
    "Since gamers are one of our most supportive groups, we have been looking for ways to return the favor," said Gary Osifchin, Stride North American Marketing Director. "And what better way is there to get gamers' backs than by helping them rescue their cherished videogames from the clutches of Uwe Boll?"
    Stride's marketing team knows no shame, having gone as far as to infiltrate the television Smallville for an episode where Clark's pal Pete Ross gains super powers from a kryptonite-infused pack of Stride chewing gum. I am completely serious. Hit the jump for the completely ridiculous press release while I wait for Uwe to challenge the gum to a boxing match. More »
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    Comment by Billkwando bought his tickets for Hyde's US tour: @ThisCharmingMan: Take my hand and off we Stride..... Oh, la la la la la la la la more » | Other threads

  • hollywood

    Uwe Boll VS.The Phantom

    How could Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne go wrong? They had a hot video game property, a gorgeous leading lady in Kristanna Loken, Phantom star Billy Zane...oh there we go. You should never listen to Billy Zane. According to a suit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, Boll is suing the Phantom star for $700,000 in lost revenues over the 2006 'film'. Zane allegedly suggested that Romar Entertainment handle the distribution of the film, with a $10 million advance going to the company towards a promised 2,000 screen opening, which explains where Bloodrayne's special effects budget went. The movie went on to open on only 950 screens, making back only $4 million of its $25 million budget. Boll claims that $900,000 of that $10 million advance went to Billy Zane and Romar principal James Schramm. If Boll's claims holds true, this would mean he began losing money on Bloodrayne before the movie was even released. The man is a master filmmaker, ladies and gentlemen. More »
    05/06/08
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    Comment by freespeech: so how many people here bash boll but never seen his movies????? I was just thinking of this the... more » | Other threads

  • hollywood

    Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 3: "Bay Agreed To Fight" [Updated]

    It just won't stop. And you can be damn sure Uwe Boll will do everything he can to make sure it doesn't. That's right, we're back for another round of Boll vs. Bay in which crappy low budget director Uwe Boll and crappy big budget director Michael Bay butt heads! Boll said in an exclusive video: More »
    05/01/08
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    Comment by munkah: I'm hoping this ends in Double KO. I don't think the world is that lucky though. more » | Other threads

  • hollywood

    Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

    To recap the pissing match: Director Uwe Boll called director Michael Bay a "fucking retard." Bay responded by saying Boll was a "sad being." Boll then stated Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg were signing the anti-Uwe internet petition on various assumed names. Your move, Bay: More »
    04/30/08
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    Comment by L_K_M: @Crazydogggz wrote: "fuck that smug asshole Eli Roth." +1 :-) more » | Other threads

  • oddities

    How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear

    Poor Uwe Boll! Not only does he make bad movies, but people hate him for making bad movies. A while back, the internet swirled with news that Uwe was trying to make a Metal Gear movie without Konami's permission. According to the director, things didn't go down like that. Boll was conned by two French con-artists. More »
    04/24/08
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    Comment by freespeech: SOOOooo not only is he a crappy movie maker but he is STUPID as hell also????? NICE!!!!!!!!!! more » | Other threads

  • uwe boll

    Uwe Boll Wanted To Do A WoW Movie, Blizzard Said No, Thanks

    Uwe Boll likes games. Likes making movies based on games. Likes making movies based on games involving swords, castles and magic. Guy's got a track record. So Uwe Boll making the World of Warcraft movie, it just fits, right? Did for Boll. Didn't for Blizzard. Boll says:
    I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, 'We will not sell the movie rights, not to you...especially not to you. Because it's such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it."
    But what if it was a good movie, Uwe? Oh, right... More »
    04/21/08
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    Comment by freespeech: "especially not to you" PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more » | Other threads

  • uwe boll

    Spielberg And Michael Bay Are Plotting Against Me

    Uwe Boll sure as shit knows how to promote a movie. (Bummer he doesn't know how to make a movie.) With Postal coming out May 23, he's already got a 200,000 signature strong internet petition to get him to stop direction. Think Boll will stop directing? Never! About that petition, Boll says: More »
    04/16/08
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    Comment by Mysticgamer: Yeah, Steven and Michael need to berate him to make themselves feel big because you know nobody is going... more » | Other threads

  • uwe boll

    Michael Bay Responds To "Fucking Retard" Remark

    Michael Bay is a powerful man. He's not a fucking retard. So when Uwe Boll called Michael Bay a fucking retard, the Armageddon director thought he should, you know, say something. On his own official message board, Bay wrote: More »
    04/10/08
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    Comment by goofindoo: The only thing separating Michael Bay from Uwe Boll is a obscene movie budget. I think both are hacks. more » | Other threads

  • movies

    Uwe Boll's Postal Getting Rave Reviews From People You've Never Heard Of

    It's rare that I make it out the local cineplex these days unless former Village People cowboy Randy Jones gives it his stamp of approval. Fortunately for Uwe Boll and whomever bankrolled his latest video game adaptation Postal, they've got a tenner coming their way, fresh from my wallet! Just kidding, obviously, but the film does appear to be on the receiving end of rave review from people you're sure to be unfamiliar with, including that guy from the blog you haven't read Times Square Gossip who wrote that Postal is so funny "you are going to drop your popcorn." What's funny about dropped popcorn? That's serious. More »
    04/09/08
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    Comment by freespeech: I don't care if this guy actually did make at least a decent movie, I"D NEVER FUND HIS CRAPPY MOVIE... more » | Other threads

  • movies

    Uwe Boll Responds To Million Man Petition: "Look, I'm Not A Fucking Retard"

    Yes, we've definitely heard all about Uwe Boll's claim that if a million concerned gamers were to band together, say via internet petition, he'd stop making movies. You can throttle bak on the tips, Turbo. While no one at the Kotaku Towers complex believes that Uwe will give up the movie biz for a second, it doesn't seem to have curbed enthusiasm for an internet rallying cry. How does Mr. Boll respond? More »
    04/08/08
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    Comment by freespeech: didn't he already admit he was doing this all cause of the money he was able to get????? Who... more » | Other threads

  • hollywood

    Make Uwe Boll Disappear (Yeah, Riiiiight)

    Poor Uwe Boll. Beat up some game nerds and making some shitty movies and suddenly everyone hates your guts. What gives?! Some folks dislike Uwe so much that they've created an online petition hoping to do what online petitions typically do: Nothing. That, or convince Dr. Boll to stop making crappy movies. Ha! From an interview with website FEARnet: More »
    04/07/08
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    Comment by freespeech: @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: that's just insulting to Ed Wood, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway, what's the link to the petition????? more » | Other threads

  • kotaku stalku

    Uwe Boll Can Write His Name

    Reader Vincent took one for the team. He not only met Uwe Boll, but also saw the early sneak Postal screening. In the same night. Reader Vincent sounds like a total masochist! According to reader Vincent, the movie is a "decent homage" to the game and "decently funny." Writes reader Vincent: More »
    04/04/08
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    Comment by Unfather: I like Uwe Boll. He doesn't make good movies, or at least hadn't until Postal, but he seems like a... more » | Other threads

  • movies

    Catch An Early Screening Of Postal

    I know what you woke up thinking this morning: "How can I possibly wait until Uwe Boll's masterpiece POSTAL hits theaters May 23rd?" Well, my friends...if for some reason you are reading the site while standing, grab a seat. Early screenings will run in both New York (April 1st at the Tribeca Film Center) and Chicago (April 3rd at the Lake Street Screening Room). More »
    03/26/08
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    Comment by freespeech: damn, just missed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more » | Other threads

  • movies

    Dungeon Siege DVD Dated

    For those of you who decided that the theater just wasn't the right place to thoroughly enjoy Uwe Boll's In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Fox Home Entertainment has some great news for you. While normally you'd expect to have to wait a good six months before a quality film such as this made it to DVD, Fox is rushing it into the hands of eager fans on April 15th, complete with deleted scenes (he DELETED some?), a behind the scenes featurette, and trailers. All of this for a suggested retail price of $27.98, which translated into Wal-Mart money is roughly $14.99. Rejoice, movie fans! Our long, nightmarish wait is soon over! More »
    03/21/08
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    Comment by Aesteval: Rip.Off. I tried watching the movie... Got no where into it and couldn't bear watching any more. I was able to watch... more » | Other threads

  • postal movie

    Verne Troyer Calls Out Indiana Jones

    I'm not sure if I pity Verne Troyer or envy him. Here is a tiny little man who makes a living being a smaller, more abrasive version of other people. People dress him up as say, Indiana Jones, and then film him saying things like, "This is a message for Indiana Jones. I'll fuck you up!" in his little tiny voice. It's all part of a contest over at the Postal movie's MovieSet web page, which plays up the "hopelessly outclassed" marketing angle Uwe Boll's people have cooked up. After watching the clip you are challenged to guess what's in Verne's sack for a chance to win the contents, but I don't think any of us really want to know what Verne is carrying around in his sack. Best just to hit the link, view the clip, and leave such questions unpondered. More »
    03/19/08
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    Comment by am8708: Indiana Jones has this one in the bag, sorry Mini-Me - you've lost your 15 minutes of fame and you'll... more » | Other threads

  • movies

    Uwe Boll - We Will Destroy Indiana Jones

    Postal developer Running With Scissors has issued a press release confirming a May 23rd theatrical release for Uwe Boll's Postal film - the same weekend Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull opens. RWS CEO Vice Desi previously made mention of the target date during GDC, explaining that no other movies would be going up against Indy, so they could fill a void. While Desi knows that most of the movie's money comes will come from DVD sales, Boll has other ideas.
    "We will go out and destroy Indiana Jones at the box office!" thundered a confident Uwe "Raging" Boll of the first film to win him positive reviews, even from the video game community.
    I have to believe at this point that this statement was made with tongue firmly planted in cheek. Hell, if Martin Scorsese said something like this I would be rolling around on the floor giggling. There's no way anyone without a Raging Bull under their belt could really be this confident. At this point Uwe Boll has crafted a better character for himself than will ever appear in his films. More »
    03/11/08
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    Comment by am8708: I get more rave reviews for my cheaply made flash cartoons than Uwe Boll's ever seen in his career. I... more » | Other threads

  • uwe boll

    Uwe Hates On Spielberg, Harrison Ford, Sir Ben Kingsley

    Latest from the Uwe Boll anger files: his adaptation of Postal is hitting theatres on May 23. Same day as some Indiana Jones movie. An error on Herr Boll's part? Not on your life. Dude's out for blood. Spielberg's blood.
    On the Indiana Jones weekend - May 23 - we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up - would Michael Moore say!
    Gotta love how the angry, broken English makes it into his emails! More »
    03/04/08
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    Comment by DragoManiac: Gotta love that picture! more » | Other threads

  • gdc08

    Postal the Movie To Take on Indiana Jones?

    "I was laughing, and I was like 'Wow, I'm laughing." More »
    02/21/08
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    Comment by IrisMR: *eyes the poster* did an idiot reporter truly compare Uwe Boll's piece of fecal matter with the awesomeness of South... more » | Other threads