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Monolith Wasn't Taking The Piss

The Monolith folks at the Project Origin Community site were extremely concerned when they discovered that, based purely on the abomination video released last week, I wouldn't be able to play their game and control my bladder at the same time, joking that they would send some super-absorbent help my way. Lo and behold, the Fed Ex man knocks on the door early this morning, bearing gifts. Apparently their team stayed at work late on Friday, fastidiously stenciling the Monolith logo on the front of a half dozen adult diapers, which they then shipped across the country along with a slightly more tasteful Monolith t-shirt. I am absolutely speechless. I suppose now I have to play Project Origin when it comes out, once I figure out how to get these damn things on. Who wants pictures?

10:20 AM on Tue Apr 8 2008
By Mike Fahey
4,942 views, 79 comments

Latest by eastx: Now if only you could get them to change the title to FEAR 2 or something... more »

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Still Life With Project Origin Abomination

The abomination from Monolith's upcoming Project Origin doesn't look half as terrifying standing in freeze-frame as it does in motion, but it's still a pretty damn scary looking creation. Still not sure if I could handle playing the game without peeing myself in fright, but the folks from the Project Origin Community site may have come up with a solution.

Mike Fahey of Kotaku explains that "for some reason the little bastard (Abomination) scares the living piss out of me." We will be sending Mike some adult diapers so he can have a urine free couch and play the game too.
I was hoping for a semi-attractive nurse with a catheter, but I suppose we take what we can wee in.

Kotaku thinks Project Origin is Scary [Project Origin Community]

8:40 AM on Fri Apr 4 2008
By Mike Fahey
3,784 views, 47 comments

Latest by gaijira: I still think the Abominations from WoW are freakier, although slower...I was pretty bugged out the first time I ran into one (although I was able to control my bladder). [www.wowwiki.com] more »

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The Pee Game That Cares

The urine game market? It's expanding. No, it's doubling. Back in 2006, we posted about a TopsPEEd, a game that lets pissers control a virtual car with their tinkle. Piss-Screen is one better. It lets Frankfurt drinkers drive a virtual car AND tells them if they are too trashed to drive home. The game begins as soon as the pee starts a-flowing. Urinals are outfitted with a pressure-sensitive inlay, and fellas must leak on each sensor so that their in-game car dodges on coming traffic. Hit a car, and the game stops. A message pops up: "Too pissed to drive? Take a taxi instead." Peeing on sensors: the new sobriety litmus test.
Piss Screen [Official Site, Thanks Neal!]

10:00 PM on Wed Aug 8 2007
By Brian Ashcraft
9,779 views, 44 comments

Latest by Gakuen Nomad: ... *is speechless* I never knew those kind of games existed. Well, I guess it would be a good way for people to start paying attention to their alcohol level before they go driving after a swing... more »

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Wolf Quest Teaches Kids To Hunt In Packs

Wolf Quest is a series of games, the first of which will be launched this December, that will teach wolf behavior and ecology through gameplay and social interaction. Developed through a partnership between The Minnesota Zoo and eduweb, the single player game's features include coyote harassing, finding a mate, and fighting grizzly bears for control of elk carcasses. Hell yes. On top of that, multiplayer missions will allow you to team up with players around the world to experience life as a wolf pack, though finding a mate is disabled for online play. Hundreds of people just closed the window and went back to playing Second Life. The best thing about Wolf Quest? It's free, because US citizens paid for it with their tax monies through the National Science Foundation. Thanks to our horribly outdated tax system, PC and Mac users around the world will be shouting, "I smell elk!" this December. You're welcome, world.

Can You Survive The Call Of The Wild? [Official Wolfquest Website, via Joystiq]

9:40 AM on Wed Aug 1 2007
By Mike Fahey
8,348 views, 49 comments

Latest by xtimrs: That was hilarious, I SMELL ELK! lol is that real? more »

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It's Been 4 Months. Do We Still Care About "Wii"?

The Nintendo Revolution. More »
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Urine Controlled Game

You have no idea how many times I've thought, while emptying my bladder of a day's worth of iced tea, how much fun it would be to play a game using the very urine I was so speedily evacuating. More »

11:00 AM on Tue Jul 11 2006
By Brian Crecente
998 views, 24 comments