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Overlord Contest Gets Ugly
The Dutch version of FHM magazine is holding a contest to win a spot in Triumph's upcoming 360/PC game Overlord, but there's a catch. They want the ugliest possible person they can find. It's an ugly pageant! Take that, all you pretty people, sailing through life on your looks, with your actual hair and your rock-hard abs. This one is ours, and by that I mean mine. More »
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The Blindingly Hideous Xbox Shoes
Today's slow hand clap award goes to Microsoft, responsible for the ugliest console, but also the ugliest game shoes! Who wants to bet wayward Msoft employees are forced to wear these kicks as punishment? More »
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Can't Draw, Not Funny
On today's episode of Please Shut Up, a website that has redefined my criteria for judging other humans: More »
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Remember the Ugliest DS ever? Sure you do: it looked like the runner-up at 'Finger Paint Your DS' day at the local head trauma ward. Just look at that DS cover: it appears to be a severed buttock with two arm-conjoined siamese twins dancing on the hump. More curious is the motto: 'Lost in Blue'. Yet they are dancing on a flesh-tone. Perhaps a more accurate illustration of the entire 'what the fuck does that even mean' concept of being lost in blue would have simply been blue siamese twins painted on a blue cover. But I digress.
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The Origins of the Ugliest DS
Remember the Ugliest DS ever? Sure you do: it looked like the runner-up at 'Finger Paint Your DS' day at the local head trauma ward. Just look at that DS cover: it appears to be a severed buttock with two arm-conjoined siamese twins dancing on the hump. More curious is the motto: 'Lost in Blue'. Yet they are dancing on a flesh-tone. Perhaps a more accurate illustration of the entire 'what the fuck does that even mean' concept of being lost in blue would have simply been blue siamese twins painted on a blue cover. But I digress.
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