Then he'd cry and fall into my arms. It'd be awkward at first, seeing as having a 250pound german guy sobbing on you shoulder might get you some unwanted attention.. then again... he does make movies out of games, which is commendable.. even/especially when he sucks at it.
@Revenge_of_Nekojin: I do mean Killing Floor, of course. For 20 bucks it's still pretty fun, but if the rough edges were shaved off I imagine it would be a whole, WHOLE lot better.
I get the feeling Uwe Boll actually making a lousy video game as opposed to making a lousy movie based on a video game is one of the seven signs of the gaming apocalypse.
Right up there with 'Sony announces PS4 will be Microsoft exclusive' and 'Sega Dreamcast 2'.
@Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends: The word embed always seems like an adjective to me... For someone who spends a good deal of time on kotaku, i'm really uneducated on e-slang... things like meme's, abreviations and obviously proper grammer are huge freaking hurdles...
Awwh, the Dutch education system.. you only graduate when you can fuck up your grammar in 5 different languages.. and yes, i'm serious... 5!!!
@ottothecat2008: Wait, you don't wash your hands after taking a shit?
What kind of sick mother F are you?
You do realize that it is almost impossible to not get SOME fecal bacteria on your hands after wiping your ass, no matter HOW clean it may look?
Good lord... You're a sick one =/
My hands FEEL dirty after taking a dump, it's like a natural feeling that I HAVE to wash.
If you wipe your butt, you WILL have E. Coli and other fecal bacteria ALL over your hands. So you have to actually SEE brown material for your hands to be nasty and infectious? What the hell is the matter with you? ;(
@Kyle D Johnson: Don't cry. Even though people may not wash their hands, it's usually them going back to the computer to comment on Kotaku. It's OK knowing that some people like to mark their territory all over their keyboard.
Wait a sec..
..that's just nasty! D:
(Wash your hands after you use the bathroom, please! Proper hygiene, double please!)
The Tunnel Snakes kinda blew...I never made it past like halfway through fallout - my brain imploded trying to do all the sidequests - so I don't know if they made an encore performance. They kinda just antagonized girls and acted like a wannabe biker gang.
@Komrade Kayce: I'm so badass I killed that guy when he was asking for help, then i went and killed his mother, respawned her via console, THEN KILLED HER AGAIN!
now that's hardcore.
I started my own gang, led them to Megaton then told them to wait while I went and bought supplies. While they waited for me, I blew up Megaton and danced in the ashes.
@Firelance: Fawkes? Do you mean that incessant chatterbox Moira Brown? God she was like 90% of the reason why I stopped playing that game. The other 205% was that my computer blows so much that it took forever to play as the game would invariably freeze as soon as I started firing a weapon or something. Then I'd have to reload and since i don't have the mental capacity to save more frequently play for another 1/2 hour to get to where I was where the game would once again freeze. Repeat until I smash my head against the wall and debate buying dell.
@Interim: Yeah, I don't think I ever met Fawkes. From what I read online Fawkes is a super mutant. Moira was just not a good character. Am I alone in this? I realize she was SUPPOSED to be annoying. But she succeeded a little too well for me.
And Firelance, you WAY underestimated the stupidity percentage.
Ok ,I know nobody's going to agree with me on that. But on first playthrough, at the very least, she didn't incite blind rage the way those friggin' little brats in lamplight did.
I'll remember that the next time I want someone to navigate a minefield, or radiate themselves, or go to a grocery store packed wait raiders. That you'll be happy with a couple bucks compensation for your troubles.
The thing that pisses me off about people who hate Uwe Boll is that most of them haven't watched more than one of his movies.
Postal is funny as hell if you ditch the second half of the movie. And my God people, House of the Dead is one of the best movies ever made for watching with your friends and laughing at.
Until he starts ruining Bioshock or Final Fantasy movies, I don't think any gamers should complain. He's not once truly destroyed a game by making a movie of it. He makes shitty movies for shitty games. How does that hurt anyone?
"(where Dave Foley dick is in a very nice shot -i created in inspiration of Jean Luc Gordards work in the sixties…you remember: the black and white stuff with jean paul belmondo…and Verne Troyer gets raped by 1000 monkeys (this was inspired by the later work of Gus van Sant .especially the work he is doing in his trailers…).!"
He has one opening parenthesis, then another opening parenthesis (a subthought of his subthought, perhaps), but only one closing parenthesis. I wonder how long he was rambling before he decided to give up on his first subthought...
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Then he'd cry and fall into my arms. It'd be awkward at first, seeing as having a 250pound german guy sobbing on you shoulder might get you some unwanted attention.. then again... he does make movies out of games, which is commendable.. even/especially when he sucks at it.
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So its no L4D?
Thats too bad. :(
I was looking forward to it.
05/17/09
Right up there with 'Sony announces PS4 will be Microsoft exclusive' and 'Sega Dreamcast 2'.
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If I knew how to properly embed movies i would post the chu chu rocket crazy japanese commercial.
No DC2 cuz Sega said so, and their mascot has been reduced to a punchline of many a joke.
05/18/09
Awwh, the Dutch education system.. you only graduate when you can fuck up your grammar in 5 different languages.. and yes, i'm serious... 5!!!
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Every. Time.
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Of course he does, shit is renewable motivation for Uwe Boll.
05/17/09
Uwe Boll wipes his moist hands all over his face right after going number two. AND THEN washes his hands.
05/17/09
I don't even wash my hands. I am actually capable of wiping my ass without getting shit all over my hands.. I didn't know people had this problem.
05/17/09
What kind of sick mother F are you?
You do realize that it is almost impossible to not get SOME fecal bacteria on your hands after wiping your ass, no matter HOW clean it may look?
Good lord... You're a sick one =/
My hands FEEL dirty after taking a dump, it's like a natural feeling that I HAVE to wash.
If you wipe your butt, you WILL have E. Coli and other fecal bacteria ALL over your hands.
So you have to actually SEE brown material for your hands to be nasty and infectious? What the hell is the matter with you? ;(
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Wait a sec..
..that's just nasty! D:
(Wash your hands after you use the bathroom, please! Proper hygiene, double please!)
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rofl.
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And yes, Tunnel Snakes too. Except when that guy was too much of a pussy to save his own damn alcoholic mother from a couple of mutated cockroaches.
Damn right you're gonna give me your jacket for doing that, you wimp.
05/17/09
Zoom!
The Tunnel Snakes kinda blew...I never made it past like halfway through fallout - my brain imploded trying to do all the sidequests - so I don't know if they made an encore performance. They kinda just antagonized girls and acted like a wannabe biker gang.
DID THEY HAVE AIR PISTOLS?
Who was cooler then? Huh huh?
the end.
05/17/09
Dude. Tunnel Snakes totally ruled.
You obviously weren't cool enough to join their club, poser.
05/17/09
now that's hardcore.
I started my own gang, led them to Megaton then told them to wait while I went and bought supplies. While they waited for me, I blew up Megaton and danced in the ashes.
An Irish jig.
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Me hope Fawke wasn't in your gang.
Me think if she were, she come back to haunt you.
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Wow.
205% your fault, 90% stupidity.
So what, if Fawkes talks a lot.
So what...
She's great at helping you, and that's what she's suppose to do.
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And Firelance, you WAY underestimated the stupidity percentage.
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Ok ,I know nobody's going to agree with me on that. But on first playthrough, at the very least, she didn't incite blind rage the way those friggin' little brats in lamplight did.
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I'll remember that the next time I want someone to navigate a minefield, or radiate themselves, or go to a grocery store packed wait raiders. That you'll be happy with a couple bucks compensation for your troubles.
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Postal is funny as hell if you ditch the second half of the movie. And my God people, House of the Dead is one of the best movies ever made for watching with your friends and laughing at.
Until he starts ruining Bioshock or Final Fantasy movies, I don't think any gamers should complain. He's not once truly destroyed a game by making a movie of it. He makes shitty movies for shitty games. How does that hurt anyone?
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He has one opening parenthesis, then another opening parenthesis (a subthought of his subthought, perhaps), but only one closing parenthesis. I wonder how long he was rambling before he decided to give up on his first subthought...
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