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Mon Nov 16
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02:53 AM
NO! THE HORROR! #eyepet
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Of course, I'm probably not going to buy the game anyway, so what does my opinion matter? #mlb2k10
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Don't rock the boat, spiderweb #mlb2k10
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It would have been cool to see Zach Greinke on the cover. I'm not even a Royals fan, I just think he's an amazingly under-appreciated player because of his market. #mlb2k10
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This entire umpire is built on puns, just gotta bite the bullet when life throws you a curveball, suck it up and slide in a pun yourself.. #mlb2k10
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I've taken some game related marketing surveys and I've seen a glimpse or two of future titles in some franchises but I worry about legal action :)
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Everyone, I want to take this opportunity to discuss important matters with you. I have made keen observations but in no way can I disclose such information to you guys. #mlb2k10
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Btw, if you copy and paste my text in the above comment starting with "Good evening..." into the reply box, you will see that I left a hidden message ala Schwarzenegger style. #mlb2k10
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I mean, it describes the way Excitebike is played in a non-humorous manner. Like, that's actually how you play the game. You could probably make a similar flowchart for most other early-era NES or Atari games.
Now the Ken flowchart? That shit's funny for the same reason that MNC's comic isn't. #sundaycomics
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Along with the Modern Warfare 2 one, made me laugh even with the predictability.
But honestly, Dueling Analogs' joke could have done better.
And what happened to GG Guys or 2PStart? #sundaycomics
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That's it!
There's nothing interesting to comment about this week... #sundaycomics
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EDIT: Except for the Drake one, that one made me chuckle.
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Yea it does, but the point got across at least :O #sundaycomics
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GU was good (though, as others have said, poorly drawn), PA, the Excitebike flowchart, PvP (if only for the very last line), even Virtual Shackles. Sigh. It talkes all kinds, I guess. :-P #sundaycomics
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@murderface_: Way to hurt her feelings. #sundaycomics
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You know that picture will only feed my joy. #sundaycomics
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It's not game related, but the jokes aren't too bad. #sundaycomics
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You are kidding right? #sundaycomics
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And PvP hit FAR too close to home for me. I'm only 25 years old!! I'm not old yet!!
.....yet....
:whimpers: #sundaycomics
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Yes, PvP always is tops with me. Man, you know you're too old when you say "tops". #sundaycomics
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I know but I feel so bad when I see a hot guy or girl and then discover that they're like...16.
I feel old.
Then again...I like getting asked for my ID whenever I buy a drink or violent game. #sundaycomics
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LOL! You thought I was 14? OMG...no wai.
Nope, 25, I feel older but I'm not...I feel old about games when I mention the PS when everyone says the PSone.
:sobs: #sundaycomics
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Can't even spell 'the' right. Its T. H. E. how hard can that be. 3 freakin' letters.
But they are right. Their games are shit. With them fancy graphX saying how its so 'real'.
Back in my day, we didn't need no fancy pictures. All we got was a block! That was you!
Can't see it?
Cause you ain't usin' your mind, son. Imagination. Thats what these youngins are lacking. Thing between the ears... #sundaycomics
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25 is a great age, man. I'm going to keep gaming till I'm in my 60's, rock banding retirement homes till the crows come home. #sundaycomics
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LOL! Damn l33t speak and texting jargon. I only know like the basics...
Dude, back in the day...you didn't have game endings, you had a 'Thanks for Playing' or a High Score screen.
Back then...we anit have fancy 15 minute endings...you beat the game and MAYBE you would get a awesome pixel portrait of your character being awesome. MAYBE...
Then again, back in the day...games were made out of rocks and sticks....maybe some superglue and waffles. #sundaycomics
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LOL! I see, no offense taken...I'm flattered.
I haven't been 14 since 1998.
No, I love being 25...you're old but not too old, just enough. Dude I'll be gaming until my eyes finally give out, I love it too much to stop. #sundaycomics
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And then get on top of him and yell out:
"You see these fists!? These are FISTS.... of a GAMER!!!!" #sundaycomics
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Get off my lawn. #sundaycomics
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It kinda happened like this, I was in Gamestop and I was talking to the clerk, I preordered something on the PS3 because it's the system I own. Then this 360 gamer came up behind me and started fanboying.
Be in mind, I don't hate any system....you can own 360, Wii whatever. All I ask is that you be respectful.
Well, he started laying in on me, even the clerk asked him to chillax but he wouldn't stop. He started talking about 'You're a girl and you don't know nothing about gaming, real gamers have XXXX and this, how he started playing real games on the PSone, Dreamcast wasn't shit etc...'
I turned to him and looked at him...then he flicked my Cloudy wolf button. Which was on my chest... so I socked him in the lip.
He laid there on the floor for a moment, sorta shocked...then I retorted with 'Stop being a tool little boy. You bore me.' Then I laughed like Iori from King of Fighters and
walked out.
I deplore violence. I'm really a peaceful girl....
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21 and feeling increasingly sexy, baby! #sundaycomics
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Though I do admit that I found it amusing. Should've asked the clerk for the security-footage so that you could relive the moment. #sundaycomics
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But even more, they ripped on you because you were a GIRL?! That is just utterly rude to begin with, but it shows a lot on what and how that person thinks. I wouldn't be surprised if he's some third-cut elitist jock at all.
Anyways, I hate violence too, but sometimes, it's justified to shut disrespectfully annoying people like the ones you've met. Talking and persuasion won't help you out in this case, since he can just flat-out deny whatever you say, so what to do?
Ki-ki-ki-punch!!~ #sundaycomics