This is what you do when you visit your friend's town. They watch you poop next to a chocolate fountain.
Because it's late, and because this is very important, here: a blog devoted entirely to cataloguing video game toilets. It is...surprisingly comprehensive.
The Space Invaders alien shows you where to dump on a public toilet in Germany. Don't they also have houseflies stamped on the urinals to direct your aim? Seen by reader Thorsten W.