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    Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide

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    Image of XINVADER XINVADER
    10/17/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    That kinda sucks. Everyone knows the real Balloon Boy game consists of one main game supported by mini games.

    The main game is rather like a text adventure/dating sim game, where you play as the parents planning the hoax after their recent stint on Wife Swap. Then you get to play the mini games; in 'Pretend to hide' you play as Falcon sitting in his room while his parents fail to prepare him for the media and 'Balloon Blow' where you control wind currents keeping the balloon afloat. As well as many more! Back in the main game you finally get to appear on TV and try to keep Falcon from blurting out the truth.

    That part is almost impossible.
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    Showmeyomoves! promoted this comment Edited by XINVADER at 10/17/09 12:34 PM XINVADER was starred XINVADER was unstarred
    Image of ShaSt One ShaSt One
    10/17/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide

    weeee #timewasters
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    Image of hot_heart hot_heart
    10/17/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    Balloons. They're so hot right now! #timewasters
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    Image of Showmeyomoves! Showmeyomoves!
    10/17/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    Theme song! #timewasters
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    Image of IamNinja IamNinja
    10/17/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    The kid doesn't deserve an awesome name like "Falcon". He should be punching everybody and demanding reporters show him their "moves". #timewasters
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    Showmeyomoves! promoted this comment IamNinja was starred IamNinja was unstarred
    Image of Heartless141, dood! Heartless141, dood!
    10/17/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    so they skipped the movie part?

    [www.collegehumor.com] #timewasters
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    Image of Dongus Dongus
    10/17/09

    @Heartless141, dood!: Lol @ that video, love collage humor especially their POVs.

    I read somewhere that a director or writer was joking about making a movie but you know Hollywood they'll make almost anything into a movie even if it pisses off fans of the original source , I'm looking at you RE and DB movies. #timewasters
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    Vecha: Tired of America's Solution to Health Care. promoted this comment Dongus was starred Dongus was unstarred
    Image of BryanH BryanH
    10/17/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    Imagine if, instead of making a flash-based game based on whatever retarded story the media is fawning over at the time, the people spent those few hours working on a cure for cancer or hemorrhoids.

    That would suck, we'd have nothing to do during work. #timewasters
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    lolgreg promoted this comment BryanH was starred BryanH was unstarred
    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    10/17/09

    @BryanH: The people who discover the cure for cancer will get less air-time than the kid who sat in an attic for a bit while the news stations chased a balloon. #timewasters
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    10/17/09

    @BryanH: Cancer is a bit much to beat in a 48-hour news cycle. I'd be grateful for beating hemorrhoids once and for all, though. #timewasters
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    Image of BryanH BryanH
    10/17/09

    @Owen Good: Hemorrhoids truely is the silent killer. Silent but deadly.

    Damn, that was bad. I understand if you have to ban me now. #timewasters
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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    10/17/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    Dumbass hoax.

    The kid spilled the beans. #timewasters
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    Image of Go Go Gadget: Guttah Trash! Go Go Gadget: Guttah Trash!
    10/17/09

    @Komrade Kayce: Kids these days..

    It is pretty dumb. Im pissed they did all this for what? To get 15 minutes, that's all. #timewasters
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    Image of Michael Dukakis - Curse you baseball gods! Michael Dukakis - Curse you baseball gods!
    10/17/09

    @Komrade Kayce: What people don't know, was that there was a second balloon on the grassy... field. #timewasters
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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    10/17/09

    @Go Go Gadget: Guttah Trash!: The fact that they're getting the 15 minutes is ridiculous. Give people publicity to ask them whether what they're doing is a publicity stunt. Bravo, CNN. Bravo. #timewasters
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    Image of Showmeyomoves! Showmeyomoves!
    10/17/09

    @Komrade Kayce: Wow, that was painful to watch. #timewasters
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    Image of jayislost jayislost
    10/17/09

    @Komrade Kayce: The kid spilled the beans. Literally. #timewasters
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    10/17/09

    @Komrade Kayce: Falcon kick! #timewasters
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    Image of ShaSt One ShaSt One
    10/17/09

    @Komrade Kayce: FALCON HOAX!!

    I wouldn't put much stock into believing this story!
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    Edited by ShaSt One at 10/17/09 8:34 AM ShaSt One was starred ShaSt One was unstarred
    Image of Desolation_Angel Desolation_Angel
    10/17/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    Two wars, nearly 10% unemployment, a healthcare crisis, and our media devotes their every waking moment to Timmy O'Toole 2009...

    Spoiler Alert:
    There's a walkie talkie in the well. #timewasters
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    Image of spiderweb1986 spiderweb1986
    10/17/09

    @Desolation_Angel: We're sending our love down the well! #timewasters
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    Image of willy626 willy626
    10/16/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    The best part is theres another one:

    [www.newgrounds.com] #timewasters
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    (Zombie) Goldwings - Zombie antidote. Attempt 24... somethings happening! promoted this comment willy626 was starred willy626 was unstarred
    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    10/16/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    Wow, that was fast!

    It's almost as fast as Bush (and the shoe-dodging flash game) when he dodged those shoes! #timewasters
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    Image of infinitezero infinitezero
    10/16/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    aha that is just too great, well balloon family that is the fame you will be receiving, in a form of a shit flash game. #timewasters
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    (Zombie) Goldwings - Zombie antidote. Attempt 24... somethings happening! promoted this comment infinitezero was starred infinitezero was unstarred
    Image of Bubbleman! Bubbleman!
    10/16/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy Game Announced for PC Worldwide
    too soon. #timewasters
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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    10/16/09

    @Bubbleman!: I hope that's a joke #timewasters
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    Image of Michael Dukakis - Curse you baseball gods! Michael Dukakis - Curse you baseball gods!
    10/17/09

    @Bubbleman!: Ha? #timewasters
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    Image of Bubbleman! Bubbleman!
    10/17/09

    @lolgreg: yup. #timewasters
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    Image of QualityJeverage QualityJeverage
    10/04/09

    In reply to Weekend Timewaster: GrowBox
    Something really noteworthy: When I went to play the game, I was first greeted with a flash ad for Evony that contained no breasts! Not even any women!
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    Image of bananapyramid bananapyramid
    08/24/09

    In reply to Weekend Timewaster: Turn-Based Battle
    Ha ha ^_^ I found this a few days ago on Kong, it's one of the highest ranked games there for the week, maybe the month. I certainly enjoyed it.

    Is it possible to lose? I've had a quick flick through the comments, everyone's seemed to either quit, hit a bug, or finished it.
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