I don't know where they got them, or how many they have. I just know that geek superstore ThinkGeek.com is now selling new Dreamcast consoles complete in their boxes for $99. I also know that I am desperately trying to keep myself from purchasing one, so if you all could help them sell out before I am tempted to replace the one I already have, that would be great. *hits checkout* Too late.

The price might be a bit higher than you can find elsewhere, but 2-day shipping is less than $10, so it balances out a bit.

And if older consoles aren't your thing, be sure to check out the USB Nintendo Entertainment System controller they've got in stock, offering all the joy of an NES controller with the convenience of USB.

Original Sega Dreamcast Console [ThinkGeek.com]

No, no, I didn't mean it that way, Sharon! Not protection as in "wee," protection as in "Wii!" (You can't actually see the spelling of my words, can you?) Please Sharon, step away from human resources. OK, then at least tell them that I have this musical star on my desk for protection—as in invincibility. When I touch it, my body begins to glow for 15 seconds and all things that can harm me bounce off my skin. Can you do that for me, Sharon? Thanks, I wouldn't want them to think I was a weirdo or something! Haha! Amiright??

Super Mario Singing Glow Star [Think Geek via Geek Alerts]

The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote.

A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points.

Halloween is just around the corner, with Christmas and Hannukah closing in. Perfect for the tie-wearing rebellious nerd in your life.

The ThinkGeek 8-bit Tie [ThinkGeek - thanks, xenovis!]

From ThinkGeek:

Hey! You! Quit emailing us to make this for REAL already ;) We promise, we'll make it. In fact we are already working on it. You've just forced our hand! Click the 'email me when available' link above to get notified! Thanks! I guess the joke is on us this year :p

But that WiiHelm? You're probably going to have to make your own. Thanks Janson! Michael McWhertor

The ThinkGeek 8-bit Tie [ThinkGeek]

Destructoid's dudes found this pretty swank retro Famicom Alarm Clock over at Think Geek. Best serving as a travel alarm, the clock features:

• Alarm clock looks like a classic NES (Famicom in Japan) Controller • Use the D-Pad and buttons to change modes and set the alarm • Alarm sounds from Super Mario Bros. • Built-in mini-game • Score high enough in the mini-game and unlock another alarm sound. • Built-in Stand • Dimensions: 5 x 2 x .8 • Requires 2 AAA Batteries. Not Included.

I like the concept of a mini-game to unlock another alarm sound. I'm betting on the Zelda theme — that would certainly make for a rousing start to a bleary-eyed morning. It goes for $25, which isn't too shabby.

Nintendo Controller Alarm Clock [Think Geek]

ThinkGeek has gone from selling sweet gadgets to retailing in little techno-miracles. Check out a list of some of their new goodies:

Grow Your Own "1UP" Mushroom Kit ($9.99): Finally, Super Mario Brothers lovers can grow their own green and white polka dot mushroom. Who says you have to collect 100 coins to obtain an extra life?

USB Tanning Center ($24.99): Geeks are notoriously pale no more! With this easy-to-install UV light, anyone can achieve that deep, dark island tan without having to leave their desktop.

BuzzAire ($12.99): For those who feel their double mocha latte with an extra shot of espresso just does not cut it any more, this device offers a quick blast of super-caffeinated oxygen for a buzz that no coffee can compete with.

The Screened Sphorb ($39.99): In a recent survey conducted by ThinkGeek.com, 100 out of 100 people rated this as the number one product in the world. Unfortunately, words alone can not describe the greatness the Screened Sphorb possesses.

Wireless Extension Cords ($34.99): Tired of tripping over the tangled mess of wires from all your peripherals? These highly anticipated wireless extension cords provide power to any unit within 100 feet of any outlet. Users are seriously urged not to cross between transmitter and receiver.

The iZilla ($499.99): The end all, be all of digital music players, the iZilla has two terabytes of memory, capable of storing over 600,000 songs in every available format. This handsome, white briefcase weighs just a touch over 30 pounds, is Bluetooth and Wi Fi enabled and runs on 16 'D' batteries.

Wait, what's tomorrow again?

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Never one to hang about long, Thinkgeek have brought out a special commemorative tee: subtle it ain't!

While we're on the subject of JT, Gamepolitics has the latest news about Jack on CNN up which has garnered a walloping 350 comments already (at time of posting).

Eds Note: This might not be new, but one can never show too much Thompson disdain.