UPDATE: Game Informer's next cover is Thief, a reboot for the series by Eidos Montreal that will be out next year for PC, PS4, and whatever the next Xbox is called.

Editor's Note: The mysterious figure known as Superannuation is back with more fistfuls of gaming gossip. What has Superannuation dug from the Internet this time to share with you wonderful Kotaku readers?

So, Thief 4 (we are not calling it Thi4f) has been announced! You happy? Can't see why. It's not like Eidos actually announced anything.