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Denver, 3:25 AM
Sun Nov 15
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Ok, maybe minus the roller skates and clown makeup. Otherwise, pretty close.
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Aside from that, is this anything like the spectacular rockstar bout? IMO that is one of the most underappreciated games I know of.
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scared? angry? worried? probably
bored? no.
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07/19/09
Cooooome out and playeeeyay!
07/19/09
Having once been captured by the Chinese military you would find that due to the hidden and secretive nature of their torture it is often quite traditional, especially when compared to the time I was kidnapped by the Swedish government and tortured there. Having it been Sweden and the number of beautiful women, as well as the home of the Geneva convention you can imagine the need and ingenuity they require to come up with new, effective torture techniques which are in fact not covered by international human rights. This is where the internet came to be of much use to my captives. Their utilisation of shock sites depicting hideous looking people doing unspeakable things with eachother and animals sickened me to the core.
You see shock sites are in fact a creation of the Swedish government to be used as torture for its prisoners. The ones which were leaked to the general public are only the tip of the iceberg.
Upon leaving, and having developed Stockholm syndrome I had quite the revelation that Sweden's torture system was eerily like what was described by the character Dr. Benway in William S. Burroughs book, Naked Lunch.
I also found that the number of torture and kidnapping related words or diseases, such as Stockholm Syndrome was eerily worrying and I think its quite the indicator that they are in fact the ones who created torture and kidnapping, but in order to hide this fact took measures which seemed to be against such acts, while also coming up with far more secretive and destructive ways to still undertake them.
As a result I believe that Mr. Owen Good should consider outsourcing Punishments given out on Kotaku to a Swedish firm, or perhaps the government.
Have you ever had a skinhead try and sell you a "Swasticker"???
I have.
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Can't.. tap.. fast enough. Need.. turbo..
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