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10/20/09
I lol'd when Wolfcastle busted through the door packing.
Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live?
*Zombies jump in and eat Wolfcastle*
Homer: Another politician who can't make due on their promises.
Bart's interpretation of ding dong ditch was also hilarious. #masterchief
10/20/09
I saw one a few weeks or maybe a more or two back that was about Marge revisiting a childhood boardwalk/amusement park-esque locale.
Eventually things go wrong, stuff is burned down, and I remember vague images of a certain nazi logo that got a good laugh out of me ._. #masterchief
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Those are the bullies, they used to hang out with Nelson in earlier seasons but they've been around for at least a decade. #masterchief
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Way to go AJ! :P #masterchief
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eugh, spierman 3... the thought of it is scary enough. #masterchief
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Single handily ruined everything about the movies, seriously, I just want to punch Sam Raimi in the fucking head for that sequence, it was disgusting and just an awful thing to watch. Then again, the second they casted Eric Foreman (yes I know that's not his name) as Eddie Brock I knew it was doomed for good. #masterchief
10/20/09
They'd have had enough trouble making a good movie with just one villian. Trying to make a good movie with Venom, Hob Goblin, AND Sandman? That movie was doomed regardless of who they cast.
That's why the only pleasure I got out of that movie was seeing them turn it into a West Side Story-esque music number. I wish all Superhero movies would have such Out-Of-Character dance sequences. Would have made Superman Returns worth watching. #masterchief
10/20/09
But for all superhero movies? Could you imagine The Dark Night having a dance sequence ala the original? Joker invites himself to Wayne Manor and proceeds to breakdance with his minions and everyone goes home with a gift bag.
You might be on to something here, I might actually pay to see something like that, do the Bat-Dance! #masterchief
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I wonder how much Jimbo had to pay for That costume, as if memory serves, it had widely ranging prices, For The Same Costume. #masterchief
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Was wondering if that would slip by. #masterchief
10/20/09
Unless you live outside the US, then you're screwed. #masterchief
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What do you mean, "This is a different kind of screwed..."? #masterchief
10/20/09
Our country doesn't have tivo... so..
Justified, bitches!! #masterchief
10/20/09
Then I'm screwed.
You see, I come from the land down under,
Where shows are slow to air,
And networks have no idea.
Did you see, did you see that new episode?
You bet we didn't, no until the world explodes.
I'm not good at parodies, but you get the point, we get screwed when it comes to TV shows here (everything gets treated like it's Firefly and they always broadcast months after they originally air in America). #masterchief
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You are the same people that call everyone gay.
Same people who blab out Fa--ot every other word....
Yet you, a MALE, willingly drop your ball onto another guy......
YEah.. You may wana rethink your stupidity.
I just saw people doing it in Resistance 2 and do you know what it takes to even crouch in that game.
Idiots, your all just so stupid you cant see your all a bunch of dumbass hypocrites.
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I do find it annoying and realize the hypocrisy but trying to point it out to those idiots is like yelling at a brick wall. Well, a retarded brick wall.
05/05/09
no dude, no.
hypocrisy would be calling someone gay while sitting in front of the tube fragging away and getting some head from another guy. taunting in a videogame is not the equivalent of the real life act.
if this were at all true, then all the jack thompsons(or whatever that disbarred prick's name is) of the world would be absolutely correct in preaching that video game violence teaches people to act out in that manner.
teabagging may be stupid, but it does not equal homosexuality nor does it make people who call others 'gay' as an insult hypocrites.
hell, when I was a kid, I would tell people to 'suck my balls' when they pissed me off all the time. did I actually want some dude to suck me off? no. it's just insult for the sake of insult.
so, in review:
call someone gay as insult when you are gay=hypocrisy
call someone gay as insult and make video game avatar do something that could be considered gay= not hypocrisy
05/05/09
However, it really is telling to see where certain people draw the line. "Man, I just called you a faggot, and told you to suck my dick, but I didn't mean it!"
Do you really have a tolerance for such idiot behavior? If so, I have to ask why.
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and again, game does not equal reality. I can go on random killing rampages and screw a possibly disease ridden prostitute in GTA4. am I at all willing to do that in real life? nope. the argument just falls flat.
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