What's black and white and red all over and it'll stretch a bloody smile across the face of any hack-and-slash gamer's face? It's Ska Studios The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile, and if you're fast enough you might find your own copy lurking in this article.
Ska Studios takes The Dishwasher to a "bigger, better, and more badass level" in The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile, coming to Xbox Live Arcade "when it's done," with visitors to PAX East getting their first look at the game next month.
Between the 100% non-organic label and the sudden appearance of a countdown clock, I get the feeling the bottle of Fervor Shine! dish washing liquid I received from The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai developer Ska Studios isn't a real product.
This week's Xbox Live Arcade addition The Dishwasher features a great shout out to EA Sports bossman Peter Moore, formerly of Microsoft and Rock Band flub infamy. How does one get "The Peter Moore Achievement"?