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    Image of Godracos Godracos
    06/19/09

    In reply to Colbert Mocks Project Natal, Debuts New Xbox
    How about adding a link that not only US-Americans can see? Thanks.
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    Image of Michael McWhertor Michael McWhertor
    06/19/09

    @Godracos: As soon as you find me one, I'll link it.
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    Image of MaxDragon7 MaxDragon7
    06/19/09

    In reply to Colbert Mocks Project Natal, Debuts New Xbox
    The next-next generation of consoles:


    'Big Red Button!!!' ^_^

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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    06/19/09

    @MaxDragon7: Heck sure why not I'm up for it but i won't pay more than $666 dollars.
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    Image of tonka_92 tonka_92
    06/19/09

    In reply to Colbert Mocks Project Natal, Debuts New Xbox
    silly hulu and its not letting most of the planet watch the videos...
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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    06/19/09

    @tonka_92: Hotspot Shield to the rescue
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    Image of Erode Erode
    06/19/09

    In reply to Colbert Mocks Project Natal, Debuts New Xbox
    "So at last, a child who has a skateboard and the ability to ride a skateboard, no longer has to ride a skateboard."


    I loved this episode.

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    Image of FearfulInsomniac FearfulInsomniac
    06/19/09

    In reply to Colbert Mocks Project Natal, Debuts New Xbox
    I gotta say... it deserves to be mocked. I'm not hating on Microsoft or anything, in fact, I think most of their ideas considering XBOX Live and what not are business gold... but I dunno, Natal just seems to be pushed by MS fanboys. If it means that there's competition, which makes Nintendo wake up and actually make some damn fine games for Wii, I'll have no problem. Competition is good... but this just seems to be too damn distracting to compete with the Wii and the controllers. Feel free to say different.
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    Image of Erode Erode
    06/19/09

    @FearfulInsomniac: I say different! You don't have to be a fanboy to be excited about NATAL technology. There are possibilities there for the entire gaming industry that I am astounded others seem to be willfully ignoring.
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    06/19/09

    @Erode: I don't doubt the possibilities of this technology but i have my doubt about the people.


    Sure right now is great and awesome but how many people will buy this product for those "possibilities" and not just because is the new fad.How many people will buy those games and play them for more than a couple of minutes and then brushed off to the side.


    The idea is great but the people is what I'm afraid of.

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    Image of bobtheduck in Korea bobtheduck in Korea
    06/19/09

    @Erode: I know, I was excited when the technology was first shown off in 2003.
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    Image of ithyphallus, bonks morrigan ithyphallus, bonks morrigan
    06/19/09

    @FearfulInsomniac: and that, my friends, is how you ruin a perfectly good thread
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    06/19/09

    @ithyphallus of his own will recommends Kotaco! [twitter.com]: are you sure that your comment isnt how you ruin a thread?
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    Image of HudoKudo HudoKudo
    06/19/09

    In reply to Colbert Mocks Project Natal, Debuts New Xbox
    Hahaha, that is fantastic, particularly the line about the skateboard.
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    Image of Zeikcied Zeikcied
    06/19/09

    @HudoKudo: Yeah. I hadn't actually thought of that, but it is a good point. If you have a skateboard, odds are you know how to use it. And what skater is going to sit at home and pretend skate when he could be doing the real thing?


    Oh, and when he "scans" in his skateboard, his hands are covering parts of the board, yet Natal magically knows exactly what is underneath his hands, and even under the wheels. Amazing.

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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    06/19/09

    @Zeikcied: that whole part was entirely edited, that's been confirmed i beleive. the only real part that was showing of the girl playing soccer(kinda) and the drawing pad.(which wasnt really drawing)
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    Image of BakerCB BakerCB
    06/19/09

    In reply to Colbert Mocks Project Natal, Debuts New Xbox
    What happened to Colbert's hair?
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    Image of Michael McWhertor Michael McWhertor
    06/19/09

    @BakerCB: He had it shaved off during his first show in Baghdad. How did you miss this?!


    [www.hulu.com]

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    Image of philsebben philsebben
    06/19/09

    In reply to Colbert Mocks Project Natal, Debuts New Xbox
    where is colberts hairs?!
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    Image of Tyber_Zann Tyber_Zann
    06/19/09

    @philsebben: Crecente stole it, to add to his ever-flowing locks.
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    Image of ShinRyuKakashin ShinRyuKakashin
    06/19/09

    In reply to Colbert Mocks Project Natal, Debuts New Xbox
    I must be the only one not giving a rat's ass for any of these motion like gadgets.
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    Image of Kid_Bitchin Kid_Bitchin
    06/19/09

    @ShinRyuKakashin:


    I am 35 and my back, knees, hips hurt all the damn time. I just want games where my fat ass can sit still.

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    Image of Jesse Dufault Jesse Dufault
    06/19/09

    In reply to Colbert Mocks Project Natal, Debuts New Xbox
    hahah I must say, as A Mac lover, I can appreciate the Microsoft humor...but owning a 360 I am very excited for Natal. Halo 4 with Natal...I'm there.
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    Image of Jesse Dufault Jesse Dufault
    06/19/09

    Can't you guys just imagine throwing a plasma grenade and grunts as they trip right in front of you!?!?!
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    Image of Dark_Malice used the zapping gun! pew pew pew Dark_Malice used the zapping gun! pew pew pew
    06/19/09

    @Jesse Dufault: To be quite honest, I'm more excited for the frustration I'll have when I realize I can't move the Chief more than the width of my living room.
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    Image of Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons! Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons!
    06/19/09

    @Jesse Dufault: Why would you love a Mac?
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    Image of woons woons
    06/19/09

    @Dark_Malice crossed the streams....in the bathroom:


    Yes indeed ... no-one seems to have realised this yet.

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    Image of bobtheduck in Korea bobtheduck in Korea
    06/19/09

    @woons: They would if they already owned Eyetoys...


    Camera technology like this has severe limits.

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    Image of jamesjohnson01 jamesjohnson01
    06/19/09

    @Jesse Dufault: But how will you shoot your guns?


    It doesn't work.

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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    06/19/09

    @Kenny: Don't worry Kenny. It's now legal in a few states to love Macs.
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    Image of robinandtami robinandtami
    06/19/09

    @jamesjohnson01: You'll say "fire." In the case of a fully auto weapons... perhaps "fire/stop fire."
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    Image of syrian_gamer syrian_gamer
    06/19/09

    In reply to Colbert Mocks Project Natal, Debuts New Xbox
    damn hulu! sucks to be canadian :(
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    06/19/09

    @syrian_gamer: At least you have... eh?
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    Image of Dark_Malice used the zapping gun! pew pew pew Dark_Malice used the zapping gun! pew pew pew
    06/19/09

    @syrian_gamer: just go to the comedy network website...they allow canadians to see episodes of the daily show and colbert
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    Image of Slagathorian Slagathorian
    06/19/09

    @Michael Dukakis says Luis Castillo sucks!!!: And Tim Hortons, Ketchup Chips, Ice Team, and you know... employment.
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    06/19/09

    @Slagathorian: What's Tim Hortons?
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    Image of Bialia Bialia
    06/19/09

    @Michael Dukakis says Luis Castillo sucks!!!: A US owned donut chain.
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    06/19/09

    @Slagathorian: "Ketchup Chips" You bastard *runs crying*
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    Image of supo supo
    06/19/09

    @Dark_Malice crossed the streams....in the bathroom: Good luck finding this video
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    Image of Leanid Leanid
    06/19/09

    @Slagathorian: Whoa whoa whoa.


    Whoa.


    Americans don't have ketchup chips?


    Also, milk comes in bags in Canada.

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    Image of ithyphallus, bonks morrigan ithyphallus, bonks morrigan
    06/19/09

    @Slagathorian: can anyone explain why we Canadians have this claim to fame about ketchup chips? i know there red but those yanks have tomtoes or imitation tomato powder too.
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    06/19/09

    @ithyphallus of his own will recommends Kotaco! [twitter.com]: C'mon what is there to wonder is chips with ketchup FLAVOR and trust me there not even one freaking bag of them here in NY.
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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    06/19/09

    @Leanid: Yeah I was confused about that. I assumed the US had ketchup chips.
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