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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    Ninja, man!
    Zombies are fodder, and pirates are unwashed malnourished scoundrels!
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    Image of Gortexfogg Gortexfogg
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    Pirate. I get a ship, treasure, a band of fellow pirates, wenches, artillery, freedom, and adventure. Also, I'd probably survive longer than a ninja, and a zombie is already dead ...
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    Image of Seiven Seiven
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    ninja
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    Can I pick Power Ranger?
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    Image of kitsuneconundrum kitsuneconundrum
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    You answered it yourself, a Zombie ninja pirate.
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    Image of Orionsaint Orionsaint
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    Donde esta la biblioteca?

    Ninja!
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    Image of Monolith Monolith
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    "Zombie, Ninja or a Pirate"? Why does everyone always leave out the 4th one there?!
    Cowboy.
    ...
    Cowboy. That is MY answer.
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    Image of Lee Roy Velasquez Lee Roy Velasquez
    11/19/09

    @Monolith: YES! People always leave out the cowboy. I choose cowboy as well. Cowboy kills zombie, cowboy outguns pirate, but ninja's give cowboys some problems. Luckily cowboys have more than one bullet, so as long as it isn't a Bruce Lee clone, he should be able to slow him down long enough to win.
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    Image of Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair) Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair)
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    .... Wait, is this "Do you want to be...?" or "Which would you rather fight?" or even "which would you rather date?" ?!?!

    Give us some context....
    I'll say Ninja.

    I would really like to be a Ninja, and leap from roof to roof, treetop to treetop, and walk up walls, be invisible, etc. So I would like to be a Ninja.

    I think games with Zombies are are currently my fav though, with the L4Ds, Onechanbras, Zombies Vs. Ambulance. I mean, jumping round like a ninja is good fun, but Zombies enemies never get old...

    And finally, I would date Kasumi is she was real, so Ninjas win there too...
    .... Unless we count Space Pirates....

    One day, Ryoko.... one day....
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    Ninja.
    Kinda looks stupid now, but it was awesome when I was a kid. :P
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    Image of Chirotera Chirotera
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    Pirrrates! Pirrrates be lot betterrr, avast sail th' seven seas 'n burrry tharrr love'ly booty because do nay ne'd t' pay that tharrrbilge 'n foul barrrnicle-barrrnacles, t avast'rrre band 'o pirrrates! When's th' last th' hourrr ye spied pirrrates needin' t' buy anytin'? Ne'errr! Why in th' name o' Davy Jones? cause pirrrates jus' plunderrr what in th' name o' Davy Jones thar avast want, 'n thar avast be nothin' but frrree, yohoho me 'earrrties arrrr! t avast loves t' grrrog th' rrrum!
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    Image of capratchet capratchet
    11/19/09

    @Chirotera: At around "booty" you got a sword in your last good eye with a shuriken on the back of your head for every letter 'r' you used in that paragraph.
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    Image of Chirotera Chirotera
    11/19/09

    @capratchet: This is what happens when you run normal speech through a few different pirate speech translators, then cut out all the words that are understandable.
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    Image of Xelmon Xelmon
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    PIRATE!!
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    Ninja!!

    I fear you may have beckoned the horde of zombies that frequent Kotaku though.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    Yesterday was a sad day for ninjas everywhere.
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    11/19/09

    @spannu: That's just wonderful.
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    Image of WhiteMåge WhiteMåge
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    Ninjas are boring. Zombies are lame. Pirates are where it's at.
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    Image of denki denki
    11/19/09

    In reply to Zombie, Ninja or Pirate?
    Zombie, Ninja or Pirate? What is this, 1999? 2002? Every few years when those things crop up?
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    Edited by denki at 11/19/09 12:18 AM denki was starred denki was unstarred
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