The weekend is for deciding to buy a blender, but why are there so many different blenders? Also, video games.
When I was a kid, I begged my parents for a Game Gear. When I eventually wore them down, they bought me the handheld, along with six games—but I only had the courage to play five of them.
The weekend is for cleaning the house. No, really. Really this time. Also, video games.
The weekend is for a second try at meal prep, since your first try last week wasn’t so hot. Also, video games.
The weekend is for going to a new laundromat for the first time. Will it be terrible? Tolerable? Also, video games.
The weekend is for caving to the pressure and buying an air conditioner even though the thought of installing one is terrifying. Also, video games.
The weekend is for assembling IKEA furniture in your un-air conditioned apartment, but you live alone now, so at least you don’t have to wear clothes. Also, video games.
The weekend is for packing to move into a new house! So probably not video games. But probably actually video games, because packing is boring.
The weekend is for having a long weekend, which is lots and lots of time to play video games.
The weekend is for Luke Plunkett reminding you that you can finish the story in The Witcher 3 but still have more Witcher to play, so you should just do that already.
The weekend is for taking a long nap after E3. Also taking a break from hearing about video games to actually play some.
The weekend is for press conferences about video games. Also, maybe playing some video games, but probably just hearing about new ones.
The weekend is for eating those tasty yogurts you’ve been so excited to eat that you keep saving them, even though you could totally eat the ones you have and then buy more. Also, video games.
The weekend is for having a three day weekend, the perfect length of weekend for doing the requisite weekend tasks of social stuff, chores, and doing absolutely nothing. (All weekends should be three days weekends. Just saying.) Also, video games.
The weekend is for packing because you’re going on a solo vacation to Iceland next week, which is exciting and a little scary! But planning is stressful, so probably video games.
The weekend is for usually writing some funny thing here about your weekend and then also mentioning video games, but you’re playing Prey for review so that’s all you’ve got.
Weekends are for going to sing karaoke for your friend’s birthday but never knowing the available songs because all you know is 90s punk rock, musical theater, and obscure hymns from the 1800s. Also, video games.
Weekends are for going to see another play with a friend because you’re being very cultured lately. Good job, you. Also, video games.
The weekend is for having a friend stay with you and debating between actually cleaning the house/buying food or just kicking your dirty laundry under the bed/ordering pizza. Also, video games.
Weekends are for agreeing to go see A Doll’s House with your friend so spending tomorrow morning brushing up on your Ibsen because you don’t remember that play at all. Also, video games.