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Question: It's a New Year. What are your gaming resolutions?

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Question: Why do you game?

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Question: What do you want for the holidays?

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Question: Sure, we know people eat a lot during the holidays. But how much do you game during the holidays?

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Question: Pick one: Zombie, Ninja or a Pirate.

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Question: What is the scariest video game you have ever played?

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Question: What do you hate about video games these days?

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Question: Have you ever given a game away? If so, what game and why, why, why?

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Question: Who is your favorite game character?

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Question: As we ready the onslaught of end-of-the-year games, which titles are you looking forward to most?

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Question: What do you hope to hear at Tokyo Game Show?

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Question: Have you ever learned something from a video game?

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The PS3 Slim recently launched, which leads us to:

Question: Do you like new hardware iterations?

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Question: If You Could Own Only One Console, What Would It Be?

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Question: You buying a PS3 Slim?

But this week is Obon in Japan. We've got to go visit graves and stuff. Still before that, let's talk. You and me. And that guy over there. And that girl sitting next to him.

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Question: The Xbox 360's Games on Demand are region locked. Do you think digitally distributed titles should be?

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Question: Which have you been playing more recently: downloadable games or retail package games?

But, it's Friday. Time to talk. You talk, I'll listen, collapsed on the floor.

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Question: What is a game you've always wanted to play, but have never had the chance?

It's Friday, time for TELL US DAMMIT.

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Question: What is your favorite game theme song?

Time to talk, time for Tell us Dammit. No, no, no. Time for TELL US DAMMIT.

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Question: Do you game during national holidays?

Question: Dragon Quest IX goes on sale today in Japan. People are excited! People outside Japan? Less so. Why is there such a difference in gaming tastes?