I'm hoping they keep Morgan le Flay around - she's the most refreshing (and by refreshing, I mean 'hot girl character that isn't a total b*tch') addition to the series in a decade. #talesofmonkeyisland
@TwoLaneBlackTop: I know how, but it'll require grogg, a piece of driftwood, a pair of lederhozen, a glass unicorn and a copy of Sam and Max hits the Road #talesofmonkeyisland
@Shmraggon: What? Are you nuts? Those things have nothing to do with getting out of your own execution. Only a fool would think that! #talesofmonkeyisland
@TwoLaneBlackTop: Remember, Curse of Monkey Island had an advertised plot point that he was fated to die on that quest to cure Elane from being a gold statue.
He did.
Kinda.
Several times actually.
Honey, is that a pox you have there or are you just happy to- AAAaaaaha, no, no, aim the canon elsewhere. Not towards me. I don't think a hole through my gut would blend well with these shoes. #talesofmonkeyisland
Zombies Ate my Neighbors! i still have my copy for genesis! that game needs a modern update, like a more arcadey L4D or something cool like that, or shit, just update the sprites, add online co-op and profit! #dsiware
Capt'ns from both ships, Thee Lucas Arts and thee Telitale Games, be givings us a share of their booty on the 19th! It be for the celebrating of talk like a pirate day. Tis be true lads the booty be the legendary tales of Monkey Island. I remember when I be going to that island as a young lad, back when I only had one wooden leg. Anyway, they be sharing that booty from the 19th to the 21st of this month of September. The pirates of the ships iPhone, Steam and Direct2Drive also be getting special editions of The Secret of Monkey Island as their shair of the booty. Make sure to head on over to the Telltale Games ship for thy share of the booty!
Now lis'en up me hearties! Temorrow, tha nayne-teeth o'tha naynth month, it be talk like us pirates day. An' on that day tha good folks at them look as arrts and tha tale teller lads be gi'in out free booty! Aye, ye he'rd me, free booty! They be gi'in out tha first apey-sword o'tha monkey island tale free fer all to load down t'thayr own ship.
Avast, that not be all me hearties. From that day t'two days af'er, ye'll be able t'buy tha booty adishion o' monkey island's secrets fer harrff tha doubloons it be normally costs from I-Fwon, steam an' direct-t'yer-ship. Be shur t'go 'ere([www.telltalegames.com]) fer all o' tha booty w'en it be time fer folks ter talk like us.
Thar's a cheap scent on the wind, says I. Free's the sweetest stench t' cross, 'side from a lady, an' I be followin' it straight t' the treasure come Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arr, Telltale Games an' LucasArts be dumpin' barrels o' Tales of Monkey Island (Episode 1) off the deck from Saturday the 19th 'til Monday the 21st, free for all flibberty jibbets t' heave up. The ship be big as a whale docked o'er at: [www.telltalegames.com]
If ye care t' try a more potent ale, The Secret of Monkey Island™: Special Edition be 50% off on Steam, Direct2Drive an' the iPhone.
(is that piratey, readable and non-head-explodey enough?)
@jonomcleish: There's a problem with it though, I scrambled up the info amidst all the cannonball fire and swashbuckling. It incorrectly claims it would be free for 3 days, when it's only free for 1. The other days it's just the 50% off deal. Guess I should correct it, even pirate journalism needs to be accurate.
Thar's a cheap scent on the wind, says I. Free's the sweetest stench t' cross, 'side from a lady, an' I be followin' it straight t' the treasure come Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arr, Telltale Games an' LucasArts be dumpin' barrels o' Tales of Monkey Island: Episode 1 off the deck on Saturday the 19th, free for all flibberty jibbets t' heave up. The ship be big as a whale docked o'er at: [www.telltalegames.com]
If ye care t' try a more potent ale, The Secret of Monkey Island™: Special Edition be 50% off on Steam, Direct2Drive an' the iPhone 'til Monday.
@Cake Tank!: Unfortunately birthdays are a Cake Tank's weakness, so you will still be doomed to having a bad day. Whatever night you have will just be crumby. Sorry to break the news to you like this.
only steam and direct2drive? darn. here's my translation.
telltale games an' Lucas arts be makin' dis years intarr-national -talk-like-yer-a-pirate day (septembarrr 19th - same as da jewish new yarrr) memarrable wit a download o' tales o' monkey island: episode 1, that won't cost yer a single piece o' eight.
da give-o'-way goes both tides, but on day followin' moons der givin' it to yer half off on da iphone, steam, and direct2treasurechest extra-shiny editions o' da game. dig up dem 'ere, when the day comes oround for da free loot..
an' fer da record, i did be tryin' to scribble da entire parchment in pirate-speak, but i be too much o' a yellow-bellied landlubber. now fork over to booty.
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He did.
Kinda.
Several times actually.
Point is, just enjoy the game. #talesofmonkeyisland
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Praise be to those who have lavished my day with this news.
I must be off to stock up on water pistols and find a few of those tasting crucifixes. Giant evil babies be damned. #dsiware
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Capt'ns from both ships, Thee Lucas Arts and thee Telitale Games, be givings us a share of their booty on the 19th! It be for the celebrating of talk like a pirate day. Tis be true lads the booty be the legendary tales of Monkey Island. I remember when I be going to that island as a young lad, back when I only had one wooden leg. Anyway, they be sharing that booty from the 19th to the 21st of this month of September. The pirates of the ships iPhone, Steam and Direct2Drive also be getting special editions of The Secret of Monkey Island as their shair of the booty. Make sure to head on over to the Telltale Games ship for thy share of the booty!
09/18/09
Arrr, I be mightily happy for ye, and finish ye will, but Shrigauriwallaby had the best Pirate comment o' all time. O' all time, argh!
....aaaaand the meme is officially dead.
09/18/09
Now lis'en up me hearties! Temorrow, tha nayne-teeth o'tha naynth month, it be talk like us pirates day. An' on that day tha good folks at them look as arrts and tha tale teller lads be gi'in out free booty! Aye, ye he'rd me, free booty! They be gi'in out tha first apey-sword o'tha monkey island tale free fer all to load down t'thayr own ship.
Avast, that not be all me hearties. From that day t'two days af'er, ye'll be able t'buy tha booty adishion o' monkey island's secrets fer harrff tha doubloons it be normally costs from I-Fwon, steam an' direct-t'yer-ship. Be shur t'go 'ere([www.telltalegames.com]) fer all o' tha booty w'en it be time fer folks ter talk like us.
09/18/09
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If ye care t' try a more potent ale, The Secret of Monkey Island™: Special Edition be 50% off on Steam, Direct2Drive an' the iPhone.
(is that piratey, readable and non-head-explodey enough?)
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If ye care t' try a more potent ale, The Secret of Monkey Island™: Special Edition be 50% off on Steam, Direct2Drive an' the iPhone 'til Monday.
09/17/09
It's also great to have the same birthday as Adam west.
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telltale games an' Lucas arts be makin' dis years intarr-national -talk-like-yer-a-pirate day (septembarrr 19th - same as da jewish new yarrr) memarrable wit a download o' tales o' monkey island: episode 1, that won't cost yer a single piece o' eight.
da give-o'-way goes both tides, but on day followin' moons der givin' it to yer half off on da iphone, steam, and direct2treasurechest extra-shiny editions o' da game. dig up dem 'ere, when the day comes oround for da free loot..
an' fer da record, i did be tryin' to scribble da entire parchment in pirate-speak, but i be too much o' a yellow-bellied landlubber. now fork over to booty.