Kotaku: T-shirts

New King Of Games Tees Available Now!! Hey, ...

Michael McWhertor — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:40:00 MDT

New King Of Games Tees Available Now!! Hey, remember when the King of Games announced it was making that sweet Kid Icarus tee? It's available right now, should you have the 4900 yen (plus shipping!) required to make it yours. No, not cheap. KOG also drops word that older styles have been reprinted, if there's some officially licensed Nintendo T you've always wanted.

Pac-Man T-Shirt Spreads The Word

Mike Fahey — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:40:00 MDT

Would it be a Friday without somebody posting a picture of a t-shirt? Of course it would. Not even Pac-Man himself has the power to warp time and space, but he might just have the power...to move you. Kotakuite Annissa spotted this Pac-Man-inspired t-shirt in a rather peculiar place.

After being dragged into one of the local Christian books stores by a relative I spotted this gem of a shirt. Torn between horror and facination I ended up snapping a few photos of it. These two are the only ones that turned out well enough for you to actually read the text under Blinky, Inky, and Clyde.

I snagged the best of the two pictures, but in case you still can't read it, the quote is "But I tell you who hear me, love your enemies, do good to those that hate you. - Luke 6:27". I've been checking chat logs all morning but still can't see where Luke said that. Seems a bit out of character really. I'll follow up with him later.

The King Of Games Does Kid Icarus, Kids

Michael McWhertor — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:00:50 MDT

On the left, The King of Games' new Kid Icarus t-shirt. On the right, new kid sizes of The King of Games t-shirts. Both go on sale (in Japan) next Friday at midnight Japan time. If you've ever thought to yourself, "I've always wanted a rather expensive Kid Icarus t-shirt" or "I'm a little person and would like a Mario Bros. t-shirt" you now know where to go. No word just yet on if they'll show up in the English language shop, but we'll bug KOG until they tell us.

Oh, they look quite nice don't they? The Kid Icarus tee will run you about $46 USD, with kiddy stuff at about $37 USD. Totally fair! Yep. More than fair.

The King of Games News

Take A Look At Uniqlo's New MGS4 Shirts

Luke Plunkett — Tue, 13 May 2008 07:20:00 MDT

Announced during the MGS4 party earlier today, Konami have teamed up with Japanese label Uniqlo to release a range of snazzy new MGS shirts. There are six designs to choose from, with each design coming in two colours, for a grand total of twelve shirts you can view on the internet, dream of buying then - whether due to lack of finances or lack of Japanese language skills - never buy.

The ABCs of Gaming

Owen Good — Sat, 10 May 2008 18:00:00 MDT

And to wrap things up today, here's "The ABCs of Gaming," from a t-shirt design contest at Shirt.woot.com. The contest closed this week. The latest on the site shows another shirt claiming 2nd place in this derby so, who knows, maybe it won. I'm sure the ordering information will follow.

For now, take a long look and see if you can name all 26. I can name about 19 offhand. There's a spoiler solution after the jump.

The ABCs of Gaming [shirt.woot.com]

A: Asteroids
B: Bomberman
C: Contra
D: Donkey Kong
E: Excite Bike
F: Frogger
G: Galaga
H: Halo
I: Indiana Jones (kinda cheating, but OK)
J: Joust
K: Katamari
L: Luigi
M: Megaman
N: Ninja Gaiden
O: Oregon Trail
P: Pitfall
Q: Quake
R: Rayman
S: Super Mario
T: Tetris
U: Ultima
V: Virtua fighter
W: Warcraft
X: X-Men (also a little cheaty)
Y: Yoshi
Z: Zelda

The Hundreds Do Rampage

Michael McWhertor — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:40:00 MDT

California-centric label The Hundreds—which has established a rabid fanbase in its few years on the streetwear scene—riffs some Rampage with its Summer line-up. Fans of George, Lizzie and Ralph can now hang with the Fairfax and Rosewood crowd without fear of persecution. Further proof that $30 is not too much for a quality t-shirt! Digital Gravel has it now in three colorways, if you're interested, but expect other boutique retailers to get their shipments soon.

Rampage [Digital Gravel]

Sega King of Games Shirts Go International

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:00:52 MDT

KING OF GAMES shirts. KING OF GAMES shirts. KING OF GAMES shirts. While these Sega threads have been available at the Japanese K.O.G. store for a while, they're now available at the international shop. You too, can buy them! Yes, you. The After Burner, Out Run and Fantasy Zone threads are available for ¥5,775, ¥5,040 and ¥5,040. Later this year more Sega shirts will hit, including NiGHTS, Space Harrier and Mega Drive 16. You can then buy those, too. Yes, you.
Sega Shirts on Sale [The King of Games via ALBOTAS]

"8-Bit Investigation" Shirt Is Worth Investigating

Mark Wilson — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:40:00 MDT

"8-Bit Investigation" is among the more clever pixel art designs we've seen in some time. A tribute to Sierra's adventure games gone by, the shirt explores the aftermath of one character's graphic (pun definitely intended) fall from a building. From the splattered pixels on the pavement to the pixel puking in the background, it's another one of those almost obnoxiously cute designs that the Threadless community is known for. $20, but I wish it came in other colors than gray.

8-Bit Investigation [Threadless]

101 Ways To PWN A N00B

Mark Wilson — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:40:00 MDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Do you like to pwn n00bs? WHO DOESN'T??? So maybe the 101 Ways To PWN A N00B shirt is for you. Featuring 101 unique approaches to destroying the digital underclass, we'd probably prefer the design as a poster, but hey, beggers can't be choosers. And as dorks, we're pleased to see "lightsaber" and "the Force" categories separated for accuracy. If you like the design and would like to see it covering your corpus, you've gotta vote to make it happen. Doesn't anyone just make t-shirts and sell them any more?

Reviewing: 101 Ways [Split Reason via Ironic Gamer]

Steampunk Space Invaders Tee Ready To Invade Your Closet

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:40:24 MST

The Space Invaders inspired design that we posted about late last year has become an official Threadless item, ready to be snapped up by t-shirt fans with an extra $15 (or $17, for the ladies) in their pockets. Putting me in poppy orange is like putting me in madras, so I'll be passing, but retro fans with an eye for steampunk may find it suitable enough. Everyone else seemed to like it at the time, so a link to the online haberdasher is provided below.

Interloper From Beyond The Heavens [Threadless]

GameSetApparel Adds New Fine Wearables To Fantasy Line

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:30:00 MST

Former Kotaku guest editor and chronic workaholic Simon Carless let us know today that the GameSetApparel project has officially expanded, fulfilling the promise of four limited-edition t-shirts made in December. Rounding out the "Games That Never Were" series—and joining the already released Polybius tee are three fresh shirts. Hostage Negotiator II by Alien Hominid artist Dan Paladin, Grabungadung by Schadenfreude Interactive and Glorkian Warrior by comic artist James Kochalka comprise the remainder of fantasy games from creative minds.

Each are differing levels of snazzy and should go a long way to making your torso and shoulder area less naked. Details on each of the limited t-shirts are available at the official site, as are handy ordering instructions.

Game Set Apparel

Arkanoid Tee Specifically For Streetwear, Russian Bear Fans

Michael McWhertor — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:40:00 MST

While I'm a casual fan of block-busting arcade games like Breakout and Arkanoid, I'm a much bigger fan of clothing label Mishka, maker of fine t-shirts. Fellow Kotaku Tower inhabitant Luke Plunkett has more than once suggested that I attempt to seek a sponsored endorsement deal from the company in an attempt to offset the outflow of cash that goes in the Brooklyn-based company's direction. So far, no dice. While the brand generally focuses on things like metal, horror movies and He-Man, it's first video game related tee goes for an Arkanoid vibe. Yes, that Vaus at the bottom, tackling the label's Bear Mop logo... which has exploded in a very un-Arkanoid fashion. For those carrying on to the Mishka web site, keep in mind that it can be NSFW at times, so browser beware.

Mishka Online Exclusives [Mishka NYC]

Hey, Look, It's Another Threadless Video Game Shirt

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:30:19 MST

The design community at Threadless has approved yet another video game themed design, this one based on classic block dropper Tetris. Actually, it could very well be based on Technos' Block Out, a three dimensional take on the genre that was a personal favorite during my arcade employment duties. Anyway, back on topic, the design "I Hate Packing" is ready for your buying pleasure with Threadless listing all sizes as having "plenty in stock." It's cute, as are all things Threadless.

I Hate Packing [Threadless - thanks, Greg!]

GameSetWatch Spins Off Apparel Line

Michael McWhertor — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:40:00 MST

My philosophy on life is this: you can never be too thin, too rich or have too many t-shirts. Fortunately for those with bare torsos and a taste for gaming, Simon Carless from GameSetWatch has announced the availability of the site's newest venture, a line of limited t-shirts known as GameSetApparel. The first of four, available now, highlights one of gaming's more infamous urban legends, Polybius. Legend has it, Polybius was an arcade game so frightening that merely playing could lead to insanity, resulting in the game being pulled from public display.

Only 111 of the Polybius shirts are available, but Simon and GSA plan to release another three designs this January, all part of the Games That Never Were line and all featuring the artwork of well known artists. Should you be willing to take a chance, all four are up for pre-order now.

Good news, but as a SMALL t-shirt wearer, I'm more excited about the rumors I've been hearing of the GameSetWatch monster truck.

Special Announcement: Introducing GameSetApparel T-Shirts [GameSetWatch]

Brütal Legend's Brutally Early Bonus

Michael McWhertor — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:20:12 MDT

Double Fine Production's Brütal Legend doesn't have a nailed down release date, but we can expect it some time in 2008. For those willing to let Gamestop hold onto sixty of their American dollars until it's eventually released, they'll snag themselves a snazzy black t-shirt with the game's bloody logo on the front and protagonist splashed across the back. Unfortunately, a trio of Gamestop, Sierra and Double Fine suck some of the cool right out of it.

The shirt giveaway is limited to the first 666 folks who pre-order, so don't sleep. Keep in mind that if Brütal Legend logos are your bag, shirts already decorated with such a thing are available at the Double Fine Shop. Enjoy being clothed!

Brutal Legend with Bonus! [Gamestop - thanks, Jane!]

Pac-Man T Ready For Your Mass Consumption

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:40:01 MDT

Jessica Fink's fabulous "Ghost Rider" design was snubbed by the pun-hungry voting masses at Threadless, but that didn't stop her from printing up her own batch of the Pac-Man inspired tee for those of you who loved it to death when we posted about it a year ago. It's up for sale at her Etsy shop, with printing numbers well into the "lots." Don't sleep on it, though, as the trademark stewards may be fashioning an e-mail within the day.

Pacman Grim Reaper Halloween Ghost t-shirt [Etsy]

At Least Threadless Love E For All

Michael McWhertor — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 18:40:22 MDT

Community t-shirt vendor Threadless is no stranger to video game collaborations/sponsorships. They've held design contests centered around themes like PaRappa the Rapper, LocoRoco and Bioshock—and they ain't stoppin' now. Partnering with E For All for their latest competition, budding Illustrator users can win fabulous prizes, including a Wii, cold hard cashola, and tickets to the E For All expo.

So make with the puns and emo imagery, kids, and let's do this.

E For All Loves Threadless [Threadless]

Mario Tee is Why I'm Hot

Mark Wilson — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:20:56 MDT

For those looking to buy a retro tee that will (hopefully) make little to no sense in a few more weeks, we highly advise you purchase this shirt from Snorg Tees. Labeled "this is why I'm hot" over a fireflower...well, you get it.

But we would have preferred if the artist had referenced Nelly's 'Hot in Here,' because apparently that melody will be resurrected every summer from now to eternity, keeping you in constant, trend-setting fashion whenever it gets hot outside. Available now for about $17.

PS. We love you Nelly, promise.

This is Why I'm Hot [via gaygamer]

Crazy Expensive Gundam Shirts

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:20:49 MDT

The most I've paid for a t-shirt? Probably a hundred bucks or so for a Paul Smith shirt. That's nothing! Bandai and fashion maker Mastermind have joined forces to create pricey shirts. Swarovski crystal will be hand-switched into Gundam or Zaku design, costing an estimated ¥200,000 (US $1,690). Nutty! The "cheaper" versions will use glass instead of actual crystal and retail for ¥38,000 (US $320). Nutty, too!
Pricey Gundam Shirts [Plastic Bamboo]

Threadless Gets In On PaRappa T-Shirt Craze

Michael McWhertor — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 16:40:45 MDT

Attention all budding Paul Frank wannabes! If you think you've got the t-shirt design chops to create the best PaRappa the Rapper tribute (specifically for shirts) head on over to Threadless with your copy of Adobe Illustrator and/or Photoshop primed and ready, then get crackin'. The PaRappa the Rapper Loves Threadless competition kicked off yesterday, just in time to promote the PSP remake, giving John Q. Designer an opportunity to show Paul Frank Industries exactly how it's done. Hurry, the contest ends August 16.

PaRappa the Rapper Loves Threadless [Threadless]

Doki Doki Majo Shinpan Goods Rush

Michael McWhertor — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 20:40:37 MDT

SNK Playmore's inappropriate touching game is getting the useless trinkets ("goods") treatment with Doki Doki Majo Shinpan crap flying at us from all angles. Following the game's release to the delight of Japan's horniest creeps comes the t-shirt, the mouse pad, the cell phone strap, the mug and five types of phone cards. An art book and the already revealed CD soundtrack are also available.

The mouse pad is, of course, of the soft breast design, providing ample support for your wrist between the questionably legal boobs of one of the game's molestation candidates. The t-shirt reads "Touch! Catch! Witch!" and sports a dual-screened design for proudly displaying one's unfortunate game purchasing choices.

We have already put our orders in with Bashcraft, hoping that he'll secure at least one of each for his trip across the Pacific. Fingers crossed that Customs lets them pass!

Doki Doki Majo Shinpan Promo Goods [Official Site, thanks Erik!]

The King Of Games Brings Back Nintendo Classic Tees

Michael McWhertor — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:20:28 MDT

If you were too slow to have picked up one the many coveted Nintendo shirts designed by The King of Games, you'll soon have your chance to make reparations for your mistakes. The The King of Games royalty have reprinted a number of their most sought after shirts, including the original Mother 1+2 Starman tee, the Legend of Zelda 20 Anniversary tee and the Super Mario Bros. Fantastic Adventure tee. There are a dozen re-releases due to hit the online store on July 1st, so get your credit cards warmed up. While lovely and well-designed, The King of Games does not come cheap!

In other news out of the KOG camp, the t-shirt maker is planning to ~~sell~~ give away The King of Games book covers starting on July 14th—but only to Japanese consumers. Yep. Book covers. The Japanese love 'em! I'm not sure why, but they're everywhere.

Since I haven't bought a t-shirt in over a week, I think it's high time I make with the credit card abuse and snag that Fantastic Adventure number.

Reprints July 2007 [The King of Games]

Make Your Own 8-Bit T-Shirt

fdemarco — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:00:00 MDT

Here's a nice weekend craft for all you olde shcool video game crafters. Lenore at Hacker Zen has made these awesome 8-bit Mario and Peach shirts using a few household sundries and acrylic fabric paint. The end result is really terrific and nothing wears better than something you made yourself. This way you won't be in danger of going to a party and finding three other people wearing that Pac-Man shirt you got from Target.

Lenore gives step by step instructions for you folks who are willing to put down the controller for a few hours and dedicate yourself to the project. But for god's sake DON'T USE PUFF PAINT. Flynn De Marco

Make a Video Game Pixel Art T-Shirt [Hacker Zen]

Paul Frank's PaRappa The Rapper Tee

Michael McWhertor — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:40:56 MDT

A collaboration between cutesy clothing line Paul Frank Industries and PaRappa The Rapper creator Rodney Greenblatt has resulted in this fine-looking PaRappa t-shirt, planned as a promotional giveaway this summer.

The shirt will be up for grabs at various unnamed online events and at this summer's social gatherings Wizard World, ComiCon, LollaPalooza, and PAX. It's designed to help promote the upcoming remake release of the original PaRappa the Rapper for the PSP shipping in mid-July.

Now how should I go about acquiring one...? Michael McWhertor

PaRappa the Rapper and Paul Frank Co-Designed Tee [PlayStation.com]

Shopping Gamer Style

Kim Phu — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:40:00 MDT

Okay, so not many people were impressed with the Original Gamester shirt yesterday, so lucky for you and American Express that Stephen over at Aeropause has compiled a list of places where you can pick up more satisfactory gaming threads. They range from the overlooked (like a Pac Man ghost shirt he picked up at Target of all places), to the painful (there was mention of going into a Hot Topic store). Die-hard t-shirt collectors should take a look at the list and decide what they want to add to their coveted wardrobe. Oh, and if you are going to actually step foot in a Hot Topic, try not to look at the employees in the eye. Legend has it that you will turn into stone. Or a goth. I can't remember which, but either way it's scary. Kim Phu

Gamer, Skin Thyself [Aeropause]

Threadless Original Gamester Shirt

Kim Phu — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:40:00 MDT

Threadless and their endless supply of graphic tees... Once in a while you can find some real gems. Sure, this one is not as inspired as the fabulous Bioshock that turned up last month, but how can you hate it when the colors are so rainbowlicious? As far as printed black tees go, I'd put it in the closet rotation. Kim Phu

Original Gamester [Threadless, thanks Joseph]

The Worst Mario T-Shirt Ever

Michael McWhertor — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 14:40:31 MDT

Impeccable taste and sartorial elegance aren't qualities one's born with—they're learned, for the most part. Fortunately, I've developed an almost superhuman taste for dressing well, but even one who hasn't studied in the fashion arts can likely agree, this is the worst Mario t-shirt ever.

Combining a Mario that looks far more Wario-esque with money—the current artistic inspiration for commercial hip-hop that isn't about rims—it also adds the popular "G's up" creed to a giant gold necklace. Of course, it comes in XL, XXL and XXXL only, so one can perfect their adult toddler look. Also comes in black.

Final Score: 1/10. Michael McWhertor

Mario G's Up [Mix Unit, thanks Alex!]

Halo 3 Beta Tees For The Chubby, Lazy, Scrawny

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 21 May 2007 20:40:22 MDT

Too lazy to enter our Halo 3 Beta Tee contest? How about too portly? Has anyone ever accused you of being an ectomorph?

Whatever your reasons for not dressing up like Master Chief and sending us your photo in an attempt to win some sweet swag, Bungie has come to your rescue. They've opened orders for the official hand-drawn Halo 3 beta t-shirt at the official Bungie Store, giving gamers with credit cards a chance to drop $17 plus shipping on the Spartan tee of their dreams.

Charcoal or brown? You decide! Need it in XXXL? No problem. Buy and wear with pride. The rest of you creative cheap-asses, make with the contest entries! Michael McWhertor

Halo 3 Beta Tee [Bungie Store, thanks rusteenh]

Because Hippies Love Pac-Man Too...

fdemarco — Sun, 13 May 2007 14:03:55 MDT

Kotakuite Samo sends in this groovy photo of a two sided Pac-Man shirt taken at Hippie Fest 2007 otherwise known as Whole Earth Festival at UC Davis. According to the sign, it's part of the artist's new spring Organic Collection (read: hemp). I had no idea that people actually still bought tie-dyed anything, even ironically. Terrifying... Flynn De Marco

Threadless Loves BioShock Winner

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 07 May 2007 15:40:39 MDT

The winner of the BioShock <3's Threadless contest has been decided, with the democratically chosen design now available for purchase. Budi Satria Kwan's "The Leftover" is light on overt BioShock visual cues and heavy on mood.

If you're in the need of some videogame themed t-shirts at a budget price ($15 for guys, $17 for girls), sans painfully nerdy imagery, head over to Threadless with your credit card warmed up. Michael McWhertor

The Leftover [Threadless]

Mii Shirt Finally Brings Wii Puns To Torsos

Michael McWhertor — Tue, 01 May 2007 18:40:03 MDT

If the world is lacking in something, it isn't "funny" t-shirts. Nor are there too few Wii puns out there. Fortunately, Nerdy Shirts has found a proper place for the global overstock of both, combining Wii jokes and screenprinted hilarity in one garment. Their "Mii Love You Long Time" effort is now available, eliciting titters and groans from both t-shirt camps.

Twenty bucks for all this? Sign me up! No! Don't! That was sarcasm! I want nothing to do with it.

Thanks to all the fashion plates who sent this in. Michael McWhertor

Mii Love You Long Time [Nerdy Shirts]

Threadless Mario Tee Becomes Reality

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:20:34 MDT

That Threadless submission we posted about last month has been chosen as a winner by the ironic/funny t-shirt community and made into a real life product. Aled Lewis' "Keeping It Real", featuring a none-too-subtle reference to the Nintendo plumber, is now available for mass consumption at the low low price of $15 American for the boys, $17 for the girls. Michael McWhertor

Keeping It Real [Threadless]

Verte Life's Awesome Galaga Tee

Michael McWhertor — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:40:24 MDT

I try to stay on top of the t-shirt scene, but this Galaga homage from Verte Life (who?) slipped past my radar. Fortunately, Kotaku reader Joe tipped us off to Verte's lookbook. Unfortunately, that lookbook is from last year, which means you might have a hard time finding this sweet all over, old school print for sale at this point.

Maybe the Namco cease and desist will make it impossible. Anyone seen this for sale out there on the internets? Michael McWhertor

Verte Life

Shiny New Katamari Shirts

Mike Fahey — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:20:19 MDT

Yes, that's a Katamari Damacy shirt to the right there. It might look like a shiny gold castle shirt, but if you squint your eyes you can just barely see a tiny Prince rolling his katamari in the bottom left corner. It's one of five new shirt designs by Katamari creator Keita Takahashi for Panic.

I let my mind wander with this one. I wanted a romantic shirt, and as a result, I think the shirt turned out wonderful. Gold foil on black... I like this combination of gorgeousness and romance. Also, it's a castle, and it's gold, so I really want Hollywood celebrities to wear this shirt. That said, I'm fully expecting this shirt will turn out to be the most unpopular... to my regret.

Each Katamari shirt on the site has a nifty little paragraph like that one, where Takahashi explains how much he loves or hates the design he created. There's even a new fuzzy t-shirt, for those of you not blessed with my natural fuzziness. Michael Fahey

Panic Goods Katamari Shirts [Product page, via Joystiq]

Bioshock X Threadless Tee Contest

Michael McWhertor — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:20:15 MST

Community driven t-shirt house Threadless is holding its next "Loves Threadless" competition, this time partnering with 2K Games to drum up hype for upcoming shooter BioShock.

While tee submissions need not necessarily focus on Irrational Games' spiritual successor to System Shock 2, they must adhere to the contest theme "Descent into Rapture." Some BioShock imagery probably wouldn't hurt, though.

You have until April 1 to submit your work, budding t-shirt designers. Check out the full details over at Threadless. Michael McWhertor

Bioshock Threadless Contest [Threadless, thanks Leslee!]

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:40:47 MST

When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this.

In a nod to the late Notorious B.I.G.'s tune "Juicy", Soulful Commandoe has released a tee by the same name, highlighting the two consoles Biggie Smalls namechecked to show that he'd "made it." He also apparently had a pretty big phone bill at the time. At least it's more creative than the billionth mention of rims in modern hip-hop.

The Juicy tee is available over at Karmaloop for $29, should you want to show your 16-bit and B.I.G. love. Michael McWhertor

Juicy Tee [Karmaloop]

Halo Tee For The Ladies

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:20:43 MST

Looking for a last minute gift for your gamer girlfriend? Want your non-gamer girlfriend to dump your ass on Christmas day? J!NX has the solution! If you are longing for your woman to be hit on by any number of the millions of Halo bachelors in the wild, then snag this tee pronto. It might just aid you in your quest to fulfill that threesome fantasy (the Halo version of which is having someone watch you and your woman play splitscreen Halo co-op to completion).

Alternatively, if any single ladies out there are looking for that rare male specimen who is into video games and requires a printed invitation to begin chatting you up, this is the kind of gift you get yourself. Only 18 bucks and ranges from small to, thankfully, double extra large. Everyone wins! Michael McWhertor

Press and hold (X) to Pick Up Girls Tee [via BBP&S]

A Quartet Of Holiday Game Shirts

fdemarco — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 15:30:48 MST

Now that the money sucking madness of the console launches, Thanksgiving and Black Friday are behind us, we can concentrate on the money sucking madness of the winter holidays. You can get a head start on shopping for your favorite gamer with these great holiday themed t-shirts from Wear of the Rodent for a mere $22 plus shipping. I know for most of you, your favorite gamer is yourself, but perhaps you could share some of this fine gamer fashion with others this holiday season. I am particularly fond of the Katamari snowball shirt, so please feel free to send me one plus a check for $500 dollars and a PS3. Flynn De Marco

Way of the Rodent Video Game T-shirts
[via: Wonderland]

Threadless <3's LocoRoco

Michael McWhertor — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 13:47:07 MDT

Hipster t-shirt site Threadless has kicked off their "Spread The Joy" contest, soliciting t-shirt designs with a LocoRoco flavor. Using the "Spread The Joy" tagline, contestants are asked to create a design that only incorporates the theme, but not necessarily the words, or apparently, anything LocoRoco related. Am I reading that right? I think I am!

Dust off that downloaded copy of Adobe Illustrator and get designin'! You have thirty days and three chances to win. The grand prize is a hefty one, including two PSP's, two copies of the game, free tees and $1500 cash. Nice! Michael McWhertor

Threadless "Spread The Joy" Contest [via Aeropause]

Pac-Man Dunny T-Shirt Hotness

Michael McWhertor — Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:22:45 MDT

Let's get you up to speed. Pac-Man is a video game character created by Namco. Dunny is a series of soft vinyl toys from Kid Robot. A t-shirt is a short sleeved garment you put on your torso, usually made of cotton. Put all these things together and you have the above—a semi-sweet tee that will get you "props" from the urban vinyl and video gaming crossover market.

Based on the 2004 design from Dalek, it features the iconic Dalek eyeball on the back and is fabricated of delicious 100% soft ring spun cotton. The shirt will set you back 30-bones American and also comes in blue for the delicate types. Get one, kids. It's a limited edition tee and you kind of look like a slob without it.

Thanks for the pointer, Josh. Michael McWhertor

Kidrobot Tee Dalek Pacman For Men