But how about you gamer? Are you metal? I'm sure you say you are, but are you really metal? Like as metal as the German guy who stopped me at the train station in Cologne to hug me and shout "Fucking Metal" in my face?

If you are, then maybe you're one of the 40 people who will be lucky enough to win a Mishka Brutal Legend T-shirt.

Here's the deal. All you have to do is drop in a photo of yourself in pure metal pose, proving your metalocitiy, in the comments to this thread. We''ll randomly select among the metal posers... ha.... 40 winners.

The contest is open to anyone in the world... who loves metal. No promise on which of the two designs you'll land if you win or what size you'll get. But we'll try our best.

Now, get to the posing and posting. Submit your picture by Dec. 2 and we'll announce the winners on Dec. 4.

The shirt is of course a direct response to the fans who cried out that Diablo III was too bright and colorful for a Diablo game. I'm a little sad that this isn't the real logo myself.

Jay said that if there was a huge outpouring of demand thaqt these shirts might one day be offered to people for sale, so you might wanna start outpouring now. I need one of these. I briefly considered taking Jay's, but he seems like a rather tough fellow and I'd rather not take any chances. Outpour!

The marketing group decided that since the game was going to look like it came from 1987 they whole marketing campaign should too. So they called up I Am 8-bit artist Gerald de Jesus and had him whip up a truly fantastic bit of fantasy Mega Man art for the fabled shirt.

Only four of the shirts were created for Inafune and Takeshita to wear during last week's show. The good news? Capcom promises to start selling the shirts on their site soon.

Today the shirtmaker dropped a sexy, new 1942-themed shirt on their site featuring Cammy from Street Fighter dressed up like a 1940's pin-up girl. The shirt comes in olive, gold and light blue and is currently tied for my personal favorite with Meat Bun's Street Fighter shirt.

If you're at Comic Con you should try to pick one up and then chase Mike down and force him to sign it or a body part in Sharpie blue.

Meat Bun

Pre-ordered Wii Fit Shirt [Gay Gamer]

John Cena T-shirt [WWE]

Vote for Interloper From Beyond The Heavens at Threadless.

Spoiler Alert: In general, anyone that promises free moist, delicious cake as a reward should not be trusted. Cake is never free, people. Who in their right mind would ever give cake away instead of hording it for themself? No sane person; that is the answer to that question. If you are thoroughly confused by this shirt, as many of you will surely be, Google is your friend.

The shirt comes in black in sizes SM-4XL. Prices range from $14.95 for the wee sizes to $17.95 for the big boys.

The cake is a lie Tee [J!nx]
[Thanks, David]

Red Ring of Death T-Shirt [Casually Hardcore]

Vote for it here! [Threadless]
[via Aeropause]

But we would have preferred if the artist had referenced Nelly's 'Hot in Here,' because apparently that melody will be resurrected every summer from now to eternity, keeping you in constant, trend-setting fashion whenever it gets hot outside. Available now for about $17.

PS. We love you Nelly, promise.

This is Why I'm Hot [via gaygamer]

I like the idea behind this t-shirt much more than the actual finished product. Maybe it's just the fact that it's printed on that bright blue shirt. I think it would look much better with a smaller design and on white. But yes, I can totally see Mario as a pusher.

Mushroom Dealer [Threadless]

Original Gamester [Threadless, thanks Joseph]

It's a Kotaku sandwich! That's Microsoft's Gamerscore PR people on tour in Chicago for a Community road trip. And yes, they are wearing Kotaku shirts. Two things: First, even I don't have one of those shirts. Second, we didn't give them those shirts — They bought them. Or better yet, expensed them. Dunno. And those jeans? Two-for-one deal.

Actually! I was wondering yesterday what kind of people were buying the Kotaku shirts. This kind of people, apparently. Me, I like the giant "K" shirt, but I'm still holding out for a slogan shirt. Brian Ashcraft

Kotaku Shirts [Gamerscore Blog, Thanks Josh!]

So! Our Halo 3 Beta t-shirt contest is in full swing. Here's the details:

Make a Master Chief costume, snap a picture and send it to kotakucontest@gmail.com by June 1st. Any material may be used — creativity encouraged! The catch is that the costume must be made by you, and you must be 18 years or older.

Just look at the DIY ramshackle awesomeness reader Ben submitted. Just do it, LOOK!!! Brian Ashcraft

Microsoft was giving these cool T-shirts out at their Halo 3 premiere event in San Francisco.

I happened to be sitting at the table where they were piling them up and when I looked over the PR woman said help yourself, so I did...to three. One for me, two for you. The two spares are sized Medium. I'll leave it to Ashcraft how we will be giving these away, but feel free to post your suggestions below. Brian Crecente

Ps. Look, I finally got a new camera.

And the name of the neato tee? Born 2 High-Rule. Cute and clever. I like. Brian Ashcraft

Order Here [Bountee via Alice]

Ah, Hot Topic, no one can turn something uncool as quickly as you. Alright, well maybe that's being a bit too harsh. There are a few cool things that come through there every once in a while, but this t-shirt is sadly not one of them. I do give them props for actually making something with Peach on it though. Not something you see very often outside the Nintendo World Store, and even there they only have one.

Now you can gift your favorite girly girl gamer with this rather questionable shirt. At least you can say it's for your girlfriend, but we all now you'll be wearing it yourself in the privacy of your bedroom while posing in the mirror. Don't worry, we won't tell. Flynn De Marco

Princess Peach T-shirt [Hot Topic]
[The Tanooki]