Mario, This is Why You're Fat

We know why Mario has a mustache. We know why his uniform is blue and red. These were the most distinctive features Nintendo could render on the character sprite due to the limitations of the Z80 processor, the venerable workhorse of the arcade. And it's the same reason Mario's proportions are a little on the chubby… Read… 5/12/11 7:30pm 5/12/11 7:30pm