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    Image of starscar.exe starscar.exe
    10/18/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    I live in a city where there's enough wannabes and 'true-to-life' Suicide Skanks, so this would probably just have me looking online for the infinite ammo and weapon spawn codes.
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    Image of Scotsfan - GOTY Edition Scotsfan - GOTY Edition
    10/18/09

    @starscar.exe: You Sir, are a genius. #suicidegirls
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    Image of UltimatePancakeSensation UltimatePancakeSensation
    10/17/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    I can't imagine having a relationship with a Suicide Girl that doesn't involve being frequently beaten. #suicidegirls
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    Image of pandafresh pandafresh
    10/17/09

    @UltimatePancakeSensation: are you getting beaten or is she getting beaten? #suicidegirls
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    Image of starscar.exe starscar.exe
    10/18/09

    @UltimatePancakeSensation: It mostly involves dealing with the notion that almost any male who's lacking in taste masturbates to her pictures on a daily basis. Oh, and she tends to wanna 'live' the rockstar lifestyle, so that also mean going out EVERY night to some random dive bar to either listen to "punk" music or rockabilly music.

    And there are beatings involved if you get with the right one. #suicidegirls
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    Image of pandafresh pandafresh
    10/17/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    "Pick up Zoli Suicide at a comic book store"

    lets be honest here, its hard enough to find a girl at a comic store, i can only imagine its almost impossible to find a girl that's also suicidal at a comic store. #suicidegirls
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    Image of jacquio jacquio
    10/17/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    Wha? What's the use of this when real porn is free? #suicidegirls
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    Image of TearsandScreams TearsandScreams
    10/17/09

    @jsvalen3: Not legally it isn't. It's only as free as games, music and films. #suicidegirls
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    Fluorine promoted this comment TearsandScreams was starred TearsandScreams was unstarred
    Image of Fluorine Fluorine
    10/18/09

    @TearsandScreams: Yes... it's still copyright infringement, which is illegal. Well... unless you go to a store and buy DVDs of it or something. But... really... who the hell buys DVDs of porn when it's free on the internet? haha... oh wait.

    I guess they either don't have the money to sue, or nobody gets steamed when filthy smut peddlers are getting screwed over, only Disney or something. #suicidegirls
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    Image of ithyphallus, bonks morrigan ithyphallus, bonks morrigan
    10/16/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    $0.99? and i thought i was a cheap date #suicidegirls
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    Image of omarabuhashish omarabuhashish
    10/16/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    Razor blades haven't looked this sexy.
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    Showmeyomoves! promoted this comment Edited by omarabuhashish at 10/16/09 10:40 PM omarabuhashish was starred omarabuhashish was unstarred
    Image of Sigh1515 Sigh1515
    10/16/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    Not a dating sim but... #suicidegirls
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    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    10/16/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    Are they Suicide Girls because:
    -After a date with one you'd kill yourself
    -they are so effed up that you wonder why they don't kill themselves
    -their last partner killed themselves
    -All of the above! #suicidegirls
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    Image of Islandkiwi Islandkiwi
    10/17/09

    @SigmundTheSeaMonster (say no to Facebook): That's why it's a choose your own adventure...you decide! #suicidegirls
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    Image of Infinityth Infinityth
    10/16/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    pfft one-handed... not if you're a jedi. #suicidegirls
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    Image of MifuneT MifuneT
    10/16/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    I don't understand the attraction to Suicide Girls. They look like tatted up prostitutes who just got done snorting some rails. Sick.

    I'll stick with my delicious loli dating H-games, thanks. #suicidegirls
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    Image of LordThayer LordThayer
    10/16/09

    @MifuneT: If you literally reverse everything about your comment, that would be my comment :) #suicidegirls
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    Image of Celestial Panda Celestial Panda
    10/17/09

    @LordThayer: .sknaht ,semag-H gnitad ilol suoiciled ym htiw kcits ll'I

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    That doesn't make any sense, god Sir! #suicidegirls
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    Showmeyomoves! promoted this comment Celestial Panda was starred Celestial Panda was unstarred
    Image of TRT-X TRT-X
    10/16/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    To really up the ante....anyone who LOSES should have their names posted to the SG site. #suicidegirls
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    Image of Lono Lono
    10/16/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    It'll be good for lonely nights in Iraq. =)
    Go on a "date" between patrols! #suicidegirls
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    Image of KichiGuy KichiGuy
    10/16/09

    @Lono: Well, I'm sure your superiors want you to keep your gun greased. #suicidegirls
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    (Zombie) Goldwings - Zombie antidote. Attempt 24... somethings happening! promoted this comment KichiGuy was starred KichiGuy was unstarred
    Image of Jq Valencia Jq Valencia
    10/16/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    But this is a losing situation:

    1) You pay
    2) You run the risk of being humiliated by the game
    3) And even if you succeed, it's only in the game

    Ah, the ever growing usage of the touch screen.

    4) Oh yeah, and if this is see in your iPhone = 2), except in reality. #suicidegirls
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    Image of jayntampa jayntampa
    10/16/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    Actually, my girlfriend remarked to me the other day she'd like to play some of the Japanese dating sims.

    Have any good ones been translated? #suicidegirls
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    Image of Rachel Fogg Rachel Fogg
    10/16/09

    @jayntampa: Hmmm, I'll go check, Toki Memorial's always been kinda nice at least from what I remember.

    EDIT- Also, what's her tolerance? Does she like the warm pink fuzzies or the more....err...H stuff?
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    Image of p.e.r.e.g.r.i.n.e. p.e.r.e.g.r.i.n.e.
    10/16/09

    @jayntampa: While I'm sure someone out there with more punctilious taste than mine will be able to provide you with THE definitive list, I can only leave you with the words a simple sunday-school teacher said to Bart Simpson when he asked if there are pirates in hell.

    "Yes, thousands of them." #suicidegirls
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    Image of Rachel Fogg Rachel Fogg
    10/16/09

    @p.e.r.e.g.r.i.n.e.:

    LOL! True true...but for you mister Tampa, peep this link out!

    [vndb.org]

    It's a database for visual novels/dating sims...perhaps you might get...*ahem* lucky there. :pelted with grapefruits: #suicidegirls
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    Image of Kris Kris
    10/16/09

    @jayntampa: You'll have to download fan translations, and either import them into a purchased copy of the game, or find a torrent.
    There was an Ai Yori Aoshi PC game, which wasn't strictly a dating sim, but it was licensed and published in the states. #suicidegirls
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    Image of jayntampa jayntampa
    10/16/09

    @Rachel Fogg: She wouldn't be embarrassed by H stuff :P Put it this way, she's my avatar and she thinks its cool lol so, she's extremely open-minded.

    Oh, and I don't mind buying legit copies - I like supporting developers. #suicidegirls
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    Image of Rachel Fogg Rachel Fogg
    10/16/09

    @jayntampa:

    You're a lucky man, tell her that she has my DREAM rack right there....mines are a couple of cups smaller.

    *ahem*

    There's Love Plus that's been released on the DS, I think you have to import it though, good ole To Heart....

    But always support the developers whenever you can! #suicidegirls
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    Image of kylenalepa kylenalepa
    10/16/09

    @jayntampa: So, uh, pretty much everybody just clicked on your avatar after reading that post, right? #suicidegirls
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    Image of Rachel Fogg Rachel Fogg
    10/16/09

    @kylenalepa:

    I know I did...I TOTALLY did. #suicidegirls
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    Image of Menolly Menolly
    10/16/09

    @Rachel Fogg: I am jayntampa's gf, aka teh bewbs. Haha, thanks for the love. ;) I'm glad you all think that's a cute tank top. :p

    So, what game should I start with?? I haven't played any of these types of games yet. #suicidegirls
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    Image of Cookie Cookie
    10/16/09

    @jayntampa: Try J-list. It's absolutely filled with that stuff. I've never bought any, so I'm not sure of the quality, but it's dubbed and downloadable I believe. You don't even have to look for it either. IT finds YOU. #suicidegirls
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    Image of rebelphoenix1983 rebelphoenix1983
    10/17/09

    @Rachel Fogg: Isn't the warm pink fuzzies already a part of the H stuff? #suicidegirls
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    Image of rebelphoenix1983 rebelphoenix1983
    10/17/09

    @Menolly: Also Peachprincess #suicidegirls
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    Image of jayntampa jayntampa
    10/17/09

    @Cookie: Oh thanks -- I totally forgot about J-list ... good call! #suicidegirls
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    Image of dracosummoner dracosummoner
    10/17/09

    @p.e.r.e.g.r.i.n.e.:

    Punctilious?

    Wow, you really do learn something new every day. Thank you very much! ^_^ #suicidegirls
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    Image of Travis Whitworth Travis Whitworth
    10/17/09

    @jayntampa: It's the internet, everyone has a girlfriend. #suicidegirls
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    Image of jayntampa jayntampa
    10/18/09

    @Travis Whitworth: I have no idea what your point is in relation to this discussion. #suicidegirls
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    Image of Menolly Menolly
    10/20/09

    @Travis Whitworth: except jayntampa's gf actually sleeps with him. Trust me, I would know. ;) Have fun with your cyber lovelife. :p #suicidegirls
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    Image of p.e.r.e.g.r.i.n.e. p.e.r.e.g.r.i.n.e.
    10/16/09

    In reply to SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
    I love me some dating sims. And I do like the idea of one featuring a RL cast of ladies but... Making out?

    I am never ever happy with this kind of game unless it ends in one of two ways.

    1. You say all the right things and make all the right choices and your heart's desire does the nasty in any way your..... heart... desires... (damn it)

    2. You work your ass off and do all the right things, say all the right things to her and EVERYONE else in the game, buy her all the right things and win some ridiculously hard and random battles or mini-games with perfect scores, and then your lady of choice becomes your wife and you get to enjoy a little romantic scene and then you get to do it or at least get to see some jub-jubs.

    Making out? Making out is for fourth graders! (well in my case not till 7th grade, but still!) #suicidegirls
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