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SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App

Michael McWhertor — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:20:16 MDT

Alt porn outlet SuicideGirls is getting into the dating sim game, bringing its brand of "naughty, internet, art-sleaze superstars" (read: naked girls) to the iPhone with the app Seduce A SuicideGirl. It may be shallow, but it may also be brilliant.

The official announcement may call it "our version of those old choose your own adventure stories," but we recognize it as a slightly more tattooed dating sim. The goal? Pick up Zoli Suicide at a comic book store by making the right conversational choices, enjoy a "sexy 17+ make out session with her." Oh, it doesn't sound nearly as deep as other dating sim game offerings, but how many Tokimeki Memorials end with a undies only action in a comic book shop bathroom?

Failure to pick up Zoli will result in on-screen humiliation and no make out. Does this virtual random encounter sound like your cup of tea? 99 cents at the App Store and its yours for the one-handed playing.

Seduce A SuicideGirl [iTunes]

Suicide Girls Rock Band Their Pants Off

Brian Crecente — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:20:00 MST

If they're going to tackle Halo 3 in the buff and Grand Theft Auto IV lollipop-fetishism, you know that the avant-garde nudies over Suicide Girls is all over Rock Band. And I do mean all over.

In this latest pictorial, photographer tmronin took 1,800 shots over two separate shoots in Chicago to create this 72-photo Rock Band set which stars Azula, Daven, Posh and Ravyn. And yes, they do eventually rock their pants off.

Rock Band Set [Suicide Girls]

Suicide Girls Taps Into GTA IV Fetishism

Michael McWhertor — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:40:12 MDT

You know the "rule." The rule that states "pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject"? A recent Suicide Girls spread is further proof of the theory, as one of its models, Bob, has taken Grand Theft Auto IV cover girl lust and turned it into an excuse to get naked. (Yes, Bob's a woman.)

This particular Lola looks to only have five fingers, so the fantasy may be blown for some of you. But for anyone looking for a NSFW thrill, carry on. Membership is obviously required, as we all know the internet doesn't give away its smut for free.

GTA A Tribute to Lola [Suicide Girls]

The Proper Way To Gift Rock Band

Mike Fahey — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:20:01 MST

And here I thought the Rock Band bundle couldn't get any better. The picture above is from an eBay auction featuring a new, sealed PlayStation 3 version of Rock Band, two Guitar Hero 3 Gibson SG guitars, and a bleach blond woman dressed up in holiday cheer - and not much else. The highest bidder (U.S. only!) will get the bundle delivered to them on Christmas day personally by model and Suicide Girl wannabe. Fear not, Xbox 360 owners! There is another auction for the 360 version of Rock Band and Halo 3, to be delivered by the slightly less appealing but sure to have a winning personality Zoei. I don't know what it says about me, but the most attractive part of these auctions is that after they give you the game they leave and let you play in peace. Obviously something broken in my head.

UPDATE: Sarah from SuicideGirls.com is a regular Kotaku reader, and wanted to drop us a line explaining that these two women were not, in fact, Suicide Girls at all.

First off, any SuicideGirl worth her salt would know better than to risk destroying the game she was selling by wearing dangerously pointy lucite stripper heels and lolling "seductively" (ahem) on the precious equipment.
Secondly, Beeporama said "Does anybody still think the Suicide Girls are cool? @Stormrider900 got it right, this is a missed opportunity to do something charitable and cool instead of continuing to milk a dying, increasingly reviled brand for profit." While he's absolutely right, I DO enjoy spending my days milking things for profit (wheee!
Sweet, milky profit!), at least get the ways I am choosing to milk correct. Since apparently our brand is now uncool and reviled, I have very little left to get me through my long, lonely days. Except the milking, of course. And we are not milking anything on, near, or around that auction.

So they do milk things, just not this particular thing. I'm glad a day has passed between the post and the correction, or the milking comments would have exploded. Mmmmmmilking.

ROCK BAND PS3 GUITAR HERO 3 BUNDLE SANTA'S HELPER [eBay via Polygamia]

Brown, sweet and eatable. Master Chief never tasted so good!

Halo 3 (Soft) Porn

Brian Crecente — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:00:57 MDT

The Suicide Girls, who have long had a voice in video gaming, popped up a naught set of Halo 3 inspired pictures today. The set is images of the lovely Alaina doing a strip tease out of a set of Mjolnir armor. Ouch, I hope she didn't pinch herself getting that chest plating off.

Hit the jump for a mostly not-safe-for-work pic. You'll have to join SC to get the full monty. Hey, you can tell your significant other you joined for "research."

Finish the Fight [Suicide Girls]