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03/02/09
Or crotch.
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I've got my Gillette Fusion with Art of Shaving ivory handle.
I apply the lather with my Beaver Tail brush.
I use pre-shave and after shave lotion (non-alcoholic of course)
Seriously though, when I go on dates, I've had girls ask if they can touch my face....its that god damn smooth.
Certain people CAN pull off the stubble look, but it depends on hair, hair color, and facial structure....so just because you've got a 5 o'clock shadow going on...it doesn't mean that you look cool.
And here is your shaving tip for the day: Every man should run down to the drug store and pick up a 'stypic pen' for $1.75. In the event that you cut yourself shaving, hold the stypic pen over the cut for about 10 seconds, and no more cut. It sure beats going into work with those dopey looking toilet paper bandaide things.
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Ever since I started shaving 90 percent of the hair on my head, I've noticed its just easier, and a lot less painful growing back, to just use a buzzer.
Sure, I get that 'clean but scruffy' look, but owwww. I generally hate shaving right down to the skin.
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P.S. I am not the cat.
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Then again, I'm the type of person who doesn't even bother with shaving cream - just some water.
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I only use water too. However, my mustache hair is getting coarser as of late, so I may need to start using shaving cream.... or a gamer razor.
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I used shaving cream in the early days, but it just feels like it's a bit less resistance to the blades. I don't cut myself anyway, so I just gave up on the stuff.
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by the way, as near as I can tell multiple blades just make it so your blades become clogged with facial hair and cut less effectively making them appear duller faster. Closer shave? I mean seriously did anyone look 'less shaved' 20, or 30, 40 years ago(when it wasn't done for the style)?
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they would go to the barber shop and have their face shaved with a straight razor. Sweeney Todd?
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But if they think this means someones gonna go the extra effort to SHAVE during said party, they're fucking stupid.
I mean... goddamn. We're already taking time out of our fragfest to pee. We're not even sleeping. Why would we be shaving?
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@Gorilla Snow wants Waluigi slippers:
So you two are either young, female or naturalists.
In response to those possibilites.
A.)Have fun hitting puberty or when it hits you.
B.)I'll take Beards over Babies any day of the week.
C.)I guess it keeps you warm in winter...
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I hate you.
*reposting personal picture for effect*
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*also reposting disclaimer that I am not the cat*
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D) They're hair growth is unrepresentative of their age. I have a friend turning 21 that is only now just starting to get sideburns.
And in response to c) Beards are great for the winter. I tend to have one 9/12 months of the year. It can get itchy when it gts longer though, then it gets shaved off.
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When I was in high school I used to bic it down to the skin. Would take around an hour to do, and could get pretty painful by the end.
Nowadays I'm smart enough to just use a buzzer.
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@Komrade Kayce: Nice hawk! God, it's been ages since I had one.
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Kind of hard to see and the sides had filled out a bit. This was... uh... quick math... 13 years ago. I had a badass trihawk for a while. Those were some fun days.
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Are you sucking your brains out of one ear...
...and putting them in your other? I R CONFUSE
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They are five-bladed monstrosity?
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t my dck y fcbkr.
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:(
Facebook was the worst thing to happen to Kotaku. I'm all for popularity, but at least the registered commenter system before meant we didn't get random joe blow wandering in and doing this... facebookers who throw Kotaku comments on here are too lazy to use a gawker id. Which means they'd rather use facebook. Which means they don't give a fuck how they behave in the community, because it doesn't matter to them.
I can't remember who explained this to me before, but it makes a lot of sense. It was someone else on here.
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Bck fr scnds?
HV SM F MY SS.
Smn wh psts "ld nws" nd " CR" ndd...
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But yeah, Old News = Slow News Day. His vowels will be (should be) missed.
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Don't worry. Desert is compromised of (ass)brownies and tea(bags). He might be full by now.
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EEeeeeeek....
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H LK, Y BRGHT DNNR GST, TS JMS JHNSN!
@Tby Lr: @Jms Jhnsn:
NW PLS, FTR Y FNSH YR PBC CRB CKS, LV MY HS
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/cyberstalks toby lurio.
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See, I asked that question before too, and the way it was pointed out to me was the way I tried to explain it before.
They obviously had no desire to use Kotaku before it was facebook integrated, otherwise, they would have had a gawker id and posted on here.
Since having it facebook integrated, rather than create a seperate ID, they would rather just use their facebook ID because its probably their primary form of communication. Like having MSN tied into everything. Essentially not seperating the world of Kotaku and Facebook.
By not seperating those worlds, you get pumpkinheads (like the above) who just say any ol stupid thing, even if it is blatantly against the rules (like OLD NEWS, ARF ARF ARF), because they treat it like they would any old passing garbage on facebook; they can do what they want.
But yeah. These are high school kids too. Wanna get real creepy? Tell them that you're some random guy on a website who thanks to them being stupid and not making a gawker account, now knows their name, their school, has a picture of them, can see their friends, knows their town AND probably has a general knowledge of how old they are... all without having ANY access to their facebook page, just based on the default privacy settings.
Now THATS creepy. Better hope theres no pedo's running around Kotaku, kiddos.
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and i was referring to your ass eating comment, not the pedophile warning.
hah.
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