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Step2Play Child Torture/Exercise Device

UK Company Gymkids unleashes a new weapon in the war against a global epidemic - fat kids. The company is releasing the Step2Play, a stair stepper device that hooks up to any Playstation 1 or 2 system, allowing your child to play only as long as they continue walking, an idea I believe they stole from Dante's Inferno. They stop walking, the game stops playing. It features an adjustable exercise rate sensor, allowing you to set the machine to a slow pace, for when you are feeling merciful, or a quick trot, for when you are overcome by feelings of parental failing and want to take it out on your overweight children. More »

11:40 AM on Mon Nov 6 2006
By Mike Fahey
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