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    Image of (Human) Gyaruson (Human) Gyaruson
    11/22/09

    In reply to 'Modern Warfare 2 in 60 Seconds' is 1:15 Long
    Actually, it was only 59 seconds long. The entire video was 1:15 but the story-part of it started at :07 and ended at 1:06.
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    11/22/09

    In reply to 'Modern Warfare 2 in 60 Seconds' is 1:15 Long
    57 seconds... 0:07-1:04... still spot on except for the random porn reference and the Master Chief cameo at the end.
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    11/22/09

    In reply to 'Modern Warfare 2 in 60 Seconds' is 1:15 Long
    LOL, spot on!
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    Image of RicoTheSaboteur RicoTheSaboteur
    11/22/09

    In reply to 'Modern Warfare 2 in 60 Seconds' is 1:15 Long
    This game seems to do some pretty interesting things with the first-person view narration and the diversity of situations. In fact the game sounded more interesting in this 1 min reel than in the few reviews I read.
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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    11/22/09

    In reply to 'Modern Warfare 2 in 60 Seconds' is 1:15 Long
    I prefer the speed-run
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    Image of TaylorEatWorld TaylorEatWorld
    11/22/09

    @lolgreg: Haaaaaaaaa :P
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    Image of crabperson crabperson
    11/22/09

    @lolgreg: That is perfect.
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    Image of Hiero Hiero
    11/22/09

    @lolgreg: lol! I didnt see that one coming.
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    11/22/09

    @lolgreg: The most I lol'ed all week. Thanks!
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    Image of Daniel @ playreadwrite.blogspot.com Daniel @ playreadwrite.blogspot.com
    11/22/09

    @lolgreg: Wow, makes me want to try it out.
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    Image of Chimaera Chimaera
    11/23/09

    @lolgreg: Amazing.
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    Image of Erwin Erwin
    11/22/09

    In reply to 'Modern Warfare 2 in 60 Seconds' is 1:15 Long
    Funny, but I still prefer NotBowen's old videos, which this even credits.
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    Image of Hiero Hiero
    11/22/09

    @Erwin: And I never played Bioshock I dunno why I just never even tried... Maybe there is something wrong with me.
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    Image of somarix somarix
    11/22/09

    In reply to 'Modern Warfare 2 in 60 Seconds' is 1:15 Long
    60 Second Half-Life:
    [www.collegehumor.com]
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    Image of Scazza Scazza
    11/22/09

    In reply to 'Modern Warfare 2 in 60 Seconds' is 1:15 Long
    Finishing the fight, lol. Nice.

    That was surprisingly well written and a good laugh.
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    Image of Arkhaiz Arkhaiz
    11/22/09

    @Scazza: I haven't played MW2 but the part in the video concerning writing history the right way made me think of another line from Halo 3, "I will beat the prophet like a drum."

    I found a lot of lines in Halo 3 entertainably laughable and also hated that everyone who tries to help you usually fails at what they had to do on their end, forcing you to go and do it for them. Perhaps I have mostly bad memories of single player Halo, but MP was a lot of fun with friends.

    I MW2 like Halo, I mean the writing, characters and plotline? With all the comments regarding MW2 making no sense it kind of gives me the feeling that the game ends like Halo 2, with a WTF on my face as the plant from little shop of horrors cries seymour in the sequel.
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    Image of Phydeaux Phydeaux
    11/22/09

    @Arkhaiz: Mostly because the Covenant, especially the Elites trying to speak English, are working at a whim to try to say what they want to you as eloquently as possible, without having the vocabulary to do so.

    Some of the dialog in Halo 3 is awesome. If you don't smile at:

    "So, you have plan?"

    "I planned on shooting my way out. You know. Mix things up a little."

    You don't have a soul.
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    Image of Mike Haddaway Mike Haddaway
    11/22/09

    @Phydeaux: Actually they're speaking their native tongue. There's translation software in Master Chief's MJOLNIR armor. Hence why you couldn't understand them in Halo:CE.

    Then again I think the Halo universe has GREAT story. Within the games and without.
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    Image of Phydeaux Phydeaux
    11/22/09

    @Mike Haddaway:

    Uh, then how come the humans can interact with them, Lord Hood, other humans with cybernetic implants notwithstanding.

    Even so, you can continue to blame that on translation error.
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    Image of Arkhaiz Arkhaiz
    11/22/09

    @Phydeaux: That line does make me smile, in an old action movie kind of way.

    Also I've never thought of the aliens as speaking and alien language or them needing some kind of translator for some reason. I thought they were just trying to "savage" them up so the player wouldn't feel bad about shooting at them.
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    Image of liquid_kore liquid_kore
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Left 4 Dead 2 Cameo You Might Be Expecting
    Should've had G Man standing there with them. #left4dead2
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    Image of RyuuzakiBjorn RyuuzakiBjorn
    11/16/09

    @liquid_kore: That'd be SO amazing, but I have to say, just one random G-man Zombie, with briefcase and everything would be better ;) #left4dead2
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    Image of shaunmcilroy shaunmcilroy
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Left 4 Dead 2 Cameo You Might Be Expecting
    If true, I'm liking this. #left4dead2
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    Image of Bakeroo Bakeroo
    11/11/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    I love that hey go through the effort of censoring "cazzo" and "merda," too. That's dedication. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/11/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    It's already rated M. I don't really care what they say about it as long as the game makers can still make them as they are and adults can still buy them as they are. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Covert_Knight Covert_Knight
    11/11/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    What?!? People having sex?!? OH NOES, we should ban sex all together while we're at it. This way our society will be clean. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Cloudleet Cloudleet
    11/10/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    I'm allowed to touch Kristen Bell without the restrainingorder holding me back?! #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    11/10/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    What the hell is "c*zzo" and "m*rda*"?

    And another WTF: "I'm in bed with her, she CRIES as I fuck her"?

    WHAT THE EFF?
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    Image of dsi1 dsi1
    11/10/09

    @Str8_Jihadin: "Merda" is "shit" but I have no idea what "c*zzo" is. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta
    11/10/09

    @Str8_Jihadin: cazzo (word for penis) and merda (basic Romance structure for "shit). #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    11/10/09

    Thank you dsi1 and mintycrys for such informative posts! #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Saver Saver
    11/10/09

    @Str8_Jihadin: is like the italian for s--t or f@#k as an esclamation. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Antiterra Antiterra
    11/10/09

    @Str8_Jihadin: Its literal meaning notwithstanding, "cazzo" has acquired more or less the same value as "fuck" in English, in the sense that you can insert it (bilingual penis joke, yay!) in just about any sentence or phrase.
    A multifaceted, versatile word indeed.

    I'm so happy my beautiful language will be showcased in such a, huh, "vibrant" way.

    As for the soprano, she cries because it's just soooo good. It happens. ;) #assassinscreedii
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    11/10/09

    @Antiterra: "Are those tears of joy?" "Yes, I'm so happy it's finished." #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    11/10/09

    @Antiterra: Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful post, mate! #assassinscreedii
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