Easier than removing a real bra? Okay, I know that's a joke and it is kinda funny.
But for those of you that are still confused by bras - don't bother fucking around with both ends trying to get them apart. You can unclasp a bra with one hand by pinching. Take the general clasp area between thumb and forefinger, and pinch.
@Koztah: I've always kind of did that thing where you move your thumb against the tip of your fingers... like the motion people do when they talk about money... #dragonageorigins
@Eltigro: That's pretty much what I'm talking about. But if you only need that if it's a 3-hook (or more) bra.
If it has one or two hooks you can get by with pinching. And once you master the pinch, you can drive-by-pinch at crowded parties and not get caught. #dragonageorigins
..I am going to say this, because I am probably the only one thinking this.
Screw the mass media.
Give the customers what they want. If your making sales. And people are buying it. Isn't profit, isn't your customer, more important than what CNN, CNBC, Fox News, .. and all the others.. have to say? #dragonageorigins
@--Core--: You're right. But it is also Bioware's fault for caving. What they should do is pounce on mass media with a libel suit, if necessary. #dragonageorigins
@ph15h: I've always thought the same thing. What is our society's hangup about nudity and sex vs. violence?
Look at video games themselves... you can sever heads, cut off limbs, fill a room with blood and get an 'M' rating, and news and the media won't really touch it. Throw in some barely recognizable naugty-bits (Mass Effect) and we have an uproar.
@Impreza_AWD: I mean... sex is more common than what people would like to let on. I can see "unsafe sex" being an issue of health and responsibility, but really? It's a rated M video game. You've probably have some responsibility and have been subjected to sex ed classes for a few years now. -_- If your parents were the types of people who withheld you from sex-ed, would you be one of those people who purchase a game like this? Also... I can see people getting offended by the option of participating in lesbian sex, but still... who did bare breasts ever hurt? #dragonageorigins
@ph15h: "... but still... who did bare breasts ever hurt?"
I couldn't agree with you more. There have been studies linking excessive sexual content to more aggressive behaviour, but then again there are 'studies' that do the same for vidgame violence. I'd much rather have raunchy, dirty sex than try to rip the heart out of someone. But that's just MHO.
In another quick note, a prominant teacher recently got fired for showing his senior english class an article about homosexuality in animals. Whether you're against homosexuality or not... it's f'ing animals fercrissakes! #dragonageorigins
This is going to be a long winded rant, and everyone not included in the following categories please be considered exempt.
Seriously WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME AMERICANS?
IT'S JUST BREASTS AND BUTTOCKS, YOU PORKERS EAT IT ALL THE TIME AT KFC.
How can a culture that worships guns, that has no qualms of showing dead people, THAT FOLLOWS CAR CHASES LIVE THAT CAN FUCKING KILL PEOPLE, goes all bat-shit insane when a titty shows up!
For crying out loud it's by tabooing sex that you create a nation of puritanistic PC fuckers who go around doing heinous shit in private.
Honestly does anyone really believe that "Private addictions, public virtues" is anything but the most cinic bullshit on the face of the earth?
I was in the states when Janets' breast popped up live, and by god the media made it look like she fucked a goat in the ass with a dildo.
I mean come on, relax, you stupid motherfuckers.
On a side note, Those could be crotchless panties. #dragonageorigins
@KofreZ: Shut up, you retard. Hopefully whatever country you are from is not the same one I live in. You're a disgrace to whatever country you are from. #dragonageorigins
@KofreZ: I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A!!
@KofreZ: For fucks sake, whatever happened to "respecting other people's cultures". Check your prejudice and elitism at the door, please.
There is no law saying they can't make games as racy as they want. The blame falls solely on Bioware, for being willing to compromise on their own vision, if anyone.
@NachoDudeX: @Selfear: Get your feet of the table: @anduin1: @Unexcited Squirrel: I am not saying I disagree with his general message. But the way he says it, being insulting and swearing for no useful reason is why I pegged him as a retard. He can make his point without being insulting to the culture in the US and the people, and he can do it without coming off as an elitist, rude asshole on some moral high horse. And for the record, I'm not American, I'm Canadian. But that doesn't matter. Anyone who comes across the way he did should be told off, regardless of who or what he is talking about.
@Moleculor: I never said it wasn't, but he doesn't have to act like a complete prejudice cock while trying to give an opinion.
@mind in rewind: I don't hate boobs. I just think they have a place, and that it is not in video games. I am rather uninterested in seeing polygon breasts. I just don't see the point of it. #dragonageorigins
I was worrying there would be some kind of dreadful American camera going on - where apparently the couple is having sex in the same room as a pack of frothing pigs being fed corn-cobs - when you can't actually see anything except the a thigh and a knee.
But this was perfectly fine. I missed out on the live-chat the bioware people had, and wanted to ask about what has been changed or toned down on the console-versions. So this gets a lot of nods from me, at least. #dragonageorigins
@ArykheartX:
...I don't know. Seems that Hollywood feels it's perfectly fine to show sex on film - as long as the camera misses the action. What I meant was that it's perfectly possible to depict sex in full figure without this being very "adult". Like someone else said, you can focus on a sensual kiss, an embrace, a hand traveling down someone's back, and so on. And show people actually having sex.
...instead of simply people fucking, just outside the camera. #dragonageorigins
@Hamster Poop: Sometimes, things are included because they are part of the idea.
It's the same with violence and swearing that is now ripe in gaming. Hell, you could even say that its like any game or story mechanic.
If it was planned to be in the game, then it should be in the game. Even if its a late addition they chose it to be in. So again, its part of the game.
Why get ate up over nudity, its not like other medias shy away from it. #dragonageorigins
@GunFlame: Polygon nudity ....is just ...I don't know. Camp. I think that you don't need to show everything in order to tell pretty much any story you might think of, unless it is specifically related to the act of sex itself. You can even show pretty intense sex without actual nudity... maybe I just remember being an adolescent boy and getting so excited about nipples in a video game and how it distracted me from the overall gaming experience, or even kept me from playing better games. But we've come a long way since then - if people want the nipples, there are many nipples to be had. Oddly enough, I had a dream about Dragon Age Origins sex last night, and I haven't even played the game, or watched any videos of the sex scenes. Go fig. Anyways, I like nudity in general. Also, I like games. Why then am I arguing against nudity in games? I don't know. I think just for fun. There should be more of it, done tastefully and without objectification. #dragonageorigins
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But for those of you that are still confused by bras - don't bother fucking around with both ends trying to get them apart. You can unclasp a bra with one hand by pinching. Take the general clasp area between thumb and forefinger, and pinch.
Problem solved. #dragonageorigins
11/02/09
11/03/09
If it has one or two hooks you can get by with pinching. And once you master the pinch, you can drive-by-pinch at crowded parties and not get caught. #dragonageorigins
11/02/09
This is what she looks like in-game: [farm4.static.flickr.com]
That means that to have sex, *she PUT ON* underwear.
/facepalm
11/02/09
Screw the mass media.
Give the customers what they want. If your making sales. And people are buying it. Isn't profit, isn't your customer, more important than what CNN, CNBC, Fox News, .. and all the others.. have to say? #dragonageorigins
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Look at video games themselves... you can sever heads, cut off limbs, fill a room with blood and get an 'M' rating, and news and the media won't really touch it. Throw in some barely recognizable naugty-bits (Mass Effect) and we have an uproar.
Like, really? #dragonageorigins
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11/03/09
I couldn't agree with you more. There have been studies linking excessive sexual content to more aggressive behaviour, but then again there are 'studies' that do the same for vidgame violence. I'd much rather have raunchy, dirty sex than try to rip the heart out of someone. But that's just MHO.
In another quick note, a prominant teacher recently got fired for showing his senior english class an article about homosexuality in animals. Whether you're against homosexuality or not... it's f'ing animals fercrissakes! #dragonageorigins
11/03/09
11/02/09
11/02/09
11/02/09
Seriously WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME AMERICANS?
IT'S JUST BREASTS AND BUTTOCKS, YOU PORKERS EAT IT ALL THE TIME AT KFC.
How can a culture that worships guns, that has no qualms of showing dead people, THAT FOLLOWS CAR CHASES LIVE THAT CAN FUCKING KILL PEOPLE, goes all bat-shit insane when a titty shows up!
For crying out loud it's by tabooing sex that you create a nation of puritanistic PC fuckers who go around doing heinous shit in private.
Honestly does anyone really believe that "Private addictions, public virtues" is anything but the most cinic bullshit on the face of the earth?
I was in the states when Janets' breast popped up live, and by god the media made it look like she fucked a goat in the ass with a dildo.
I mean come on, relax, you stupid motherfuckers.
On a side note, Those could be crotchless panties. #dragonageorigins
11/02/09
11/02/09
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A!!
lol @ you, that's all I could think of. #dragonageorigins
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There is no law saying they can't make games as racy as they want. The blame falls solely on Bioware, for being willing to compromise on their own vision, if anyone.
In short, piss off. #dragonageorigins
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11/02/09
11/02/09
@NachoDudeX: @Selfear: Get your feet of the table: @anduin1: @Unexcited Squirrel: I am not saying I disagree with his general message. But the way he says it, being insulting and swearing for no useful reason is why I pegged him as a retard. He can make his point without being insulting to the culture in the US and the people, and he can do it without coming off as an elitist, rude asshole on some moral high horse. And for the record, I'm not American, I'm Canadian. But that doesn't matter. Anyone who comes across the way he did should be told off, regardless of who or what he is talking about.
@Moleculor: I never said it wasn't, but he doesn't have to act like a complete prejudice cock while trying to give an opinion.
@mind in rewind: I don't hate boobs. I just think they have a place, and that it is not in video games. I am rather uninterested in seeing polygon breasts. I just don't see the point of it. #dragonageorigins
11/02/09
But this was perfectly fine. I missed out on the live-chat the bioware people had, and wanted to ask about what has been changed or toned down on the console-versions. So this gets a lot of nods from me, at least. #dragonageorigins
11/02/09
11/02/09
...I don't know. Seems that Hollywood feels it's perfectly fine to show sex on film - as long as the camera misses the action. What I meant was that it's perfectly possible to depict sex in full figure without this being very "adult". Like someone else said, you can focus on a sensual kiss, an embrace, a hand traveling down someone's back, and so on. And show people actually having sex.
...instead of simply people fucking, just outside the camera. #dragonageorigins
11/02/09
11/02/09
11/02/09
It's the same with violence and swearing that is now ripe in gaming. Hell, you could even say that its like any game or story mechanic.
If it was planned to be in the game, then it should be in the game. Even if its a late addition they chose it to be in. So again, its part of the game.
Why get ate up over nudity, its not like other medias shy away from it. #dragonageorigins
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11/02/09
but tits!? Now you are crossing the line! #dragonageorigins
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