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    Image of Bakeroo Bakeroo
    11/11/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    I love that hey go through the effort of censoring "cazzo" and "merda," too. That's dedication. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/11/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    It's already rated M. I don't really care what they say about it as long as the game makers can still make them as they are and adults can still buy them as they are. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Covert_Knight Covert_Knight
    11/11/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    What?!? People having sex?!? OH NOES, we should ban sex all together while we're at it. This way our society will be clean. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Cloudleet Cloudleet
    11/10/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    I'm allowed to touch Kristen Bell without the restrainingorder holding me back?! #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    11/10/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    What the hell is "c*zzo" and "m*rda*"?

    And another WTF: "I'm in bed with her, she CRIES as I fuck her"?

    WHAT THE EFF?
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    Edited by Str8_Jihadin at 11/10/09 7:25 PM Str8_Jihadin was starred Str8_Jihadin was unstarred
    Image of dsi1 dsi1
    11/10/09

    @Str8_Jihadin: "Merda" is "shit" but I have no idea what "c*zzo" is. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta
    11/10/09

    @Str8_Jihadin: cazzo (word for penis) and merda (basic Romance structure for "shit). #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    11/10/09

    Thank you dsi1 and mintycrys for such informative posts! #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Saver Saver
    11/10/09

    @Str8_Jihadin: is like the italian for s--t or f@#k as an esclamation. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Antiterra Antiterra
    11/10/09

    @Str8_Jihadin: Its literal meaning notwithstanding, "cazzo" has acquired more or less the same value as "fuck" in English, in the sense that you can insert it (bilingual penis joke, yay!) in just about any sentence or phrase.
    A multifaceted, versatile word indeed.

    I'm so happy my beautiful language will be showcased in such a, huh, "vibrant" way.

    As for the soprano, she cries because it's just soooo good. It happens. ;) #assassinscreedii
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    11/10/09

    @Antiterra: "Are those tears of joy?" "Yes, I'm so happy it's finished." #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    11/10/09

    @Antiterra: Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful post, mate! #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Dr Durdon Dr Durdon
    11/10/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    That looks much more like Kristen Bell than the original. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    11/10/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    Mass Effect 2 will need better than this! #assassinscreedii
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    Image of sazzrah sazzrah
    11/10/09

    @excel_excel: lol you demands moar sexxing up in your Mass Effect Deux!

    Is it me, or could game developers get tangled up in some "outdoing the sex scene in your game" competition? If that is the case, Heavy Rain is going to be a digital porno by the time that gets around to release. #assassinscreedii
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    11/10/09

    @sazzrah: I shudder to think about what Nintendo would do......or rather Team Ninja with Other M #assassinscreedii
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    Image of sazzrah sazzrah
    11/10/09

    @excel_excel: Oh no... I can see a white Wii dildo attachment in my head right now. Thanks for that. lol #assassinscreedii
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    Image of (Starman) Starman (Starman) Starman
    11/10/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    "During one "seduction mini-game," players are able to press buttons to kiss a woman and remove her dress; with the woman's back facing the camera, the two characters lower to bed and blow out a candle."

    "So the whip or the paddle today?"

    "page-boy fantasies"

    Why gee, ESRB, thanks for making this a DAY XXX Purchase for me!

    Also, grazie for teaching me some new dirty Italia swear words. Vive! #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    11/10/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    Holy crap!

    I might just buy this game now, all thanks to that description ^_^ #assassinscreedii
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    11/10/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    Eat your heart out Mass Effect! #assassinscreedii
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    11/10/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    Now that's one spicy meatball! #assassinscreedii
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    11/10/09

    In reply to ESRB On Assassin's Creed II's "Seduction Mini-Game," "Strong Sexual Overtones"
    This is a marked improvement over Gears of War which was notorious for its sexual undertones.
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    Edited by OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear at 11/10/09 6:43 PM OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was starred OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was unstarred
    Image of maraxusofk maraxusofk
    11/02/09

    In reply to And Here are the Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer Perks
    Where is deep impact? I loved that skill. #spoileralert
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    Image of Protector one Protector one
    11/02/09

    In reply to And Here are the Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer Perks
    Clever, clever, clever. They removed the shitty (martyrdom), and added subtle deliciousness (dual attachments). Infinity Ward, I salute you. #spoileralert
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    Image of Fossick Fossick
    11/02/09

    In reply to And Here are the Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer Perks
    You need a perk to pick up ammo now? What? DO I need a perk to pause my game too? #spoileralert
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    Image of puffa469 puffa469
    11/02/09

    @Fossick:

    You can't pause multiplayer.

    Although it would be hilarious if that was a real perk and you paused the game and it paused for everyone playing. #spoileralert
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