"Resistance is futile, but Resistance Fall of Man IX, now that's a kick ass next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next gen game."

Full disclosure: While Jonathan calls himself a fanboy, he does point out that the parts that he shoved into the various nooks and crannies of his face came from his broken imported Dual Shock 3 controller which broke after tumbling two-feet from his nightstand.

[Thanks Jonathan... for the nightmares]