Agreed on on that comment AJ, the one where you said Sonic lost his "Sonic-ness" by making out with a human. I think someone spiked the water at SEGA ever since SA2, Sonic has been going downhill since, and the multiplayer aspect was something they could have delved into. Then, they'd treat the poor bastard like a guinea pig and subject him to horrid tests to see how far Sonic fans can take the abuse we witness.
I gave up, and will hope for the DS to bring about some fun Sonic games for now.
Why go to all this trouble? Just buy a manatee tank, throw some ping pong balls in it, then go home early and have a beer. Come in to check the tank the next day and whatever ball got pushed into the tube is your next Sonic game idea.
*Screen slowly fades in from black, and we see bruised and bloodied Sonic rising from the rubble of a destroyed building. Laying in front of him is a dead, split in half Tails. Sonic looks down and falls to his knees and screams. Screen fades back to black.
"In a world a gone mad, there's only on person.. ergh hedgehog that can save us now."
We're then treated to a montage of what appears to be a bold new reimagining of Sonic.... the First Person Shooter. He's wielding an AK and he's pissed, blasting heads clean off in what can only be described, as a "drab", and "gritty" backdrop consisting of only brown and grey.
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I gave up, and will hope for the DS to bring about some fun Sonic games for now.
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In my opinion, you pretty much just have to make a racing game. Kind of like Burnout Paradise, but with more loop-de-loops and such.
Maybe I'm not thinking this through properly, but I really don't get how this is hard...
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Which one are we at now? Caina? Antenora? Ptolomea? We have to get to Judecca at some point.
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*Screen slowly fades in from black, and we see bruised and bloodied Sonic rising from the rubble of a destroyed building. Laying in front of him is a dead, split in half Tails. Sonic looks down and falls to his knees and screams. Screen fades back to black.
"In a world a gone mad, there's only on person.. ergh hedgehog that can save us now."
We're then treated to a montage of what appears to be a bold new reimagining of Sonic.... the First Person Shooter. He's wielding an AK and he's pissed, blasting heads clean off in what can only be described, as a "drab", and "gritty" backdrop consisting of only brown and grey.
Oh yeah, that'd be awesome.
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YOU BASTARD! I'll KILL YOU I'll I'll...sniff sniff....I'll...*Breaks down in sobs*
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His best made and selling games where when he was just running and jumping. Is that too much to ask?
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Oh yeah, who hasn't?
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Oh yeah, who hasn't?
you know what i've always wanted to see?
a black sonic, holding a gun!!
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Wait. You mean to tell me there have been fourteen Sonic games since then?
...and Sonic's even teamed up with Mario?
This...isn't...really...HAPPENING! *white flash*
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MEMORY CARD BEING FORMATTED
How I miss thee, ED.
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I will keep referencing it until Silicon Knights stops crying about nobody liking Too Human and then makes a sequel.
Or until I get vaporized in the Antarctic. One of the two.
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But I see your point. He would also be a anti-current gen (and last gen) Sonic.
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Best horror game on the Gamecube, and that's including Resident Evil 4.
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No argument there. Bring on the Pargon, bitches.
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WHAT!? THIS CANNOT BE! GUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *turns into a sepia-tone photograph, which then burns into ash*
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just keep drinking until you forget.
that's what sonic does now'a'days.
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Don't drink, kids.
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