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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    05/27/09

    In reply to Ubisoft Made Less Money Last Year, Had Some Huge Franchises
    I really hate you Imagine-series for saying I can't be cheerleader or a riding-instructor
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    Image of Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons! Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons!
    05/27/09

    In reply to Ubisoft Made Less Money Last Year, Had Some Huge Franchises
    Oh, if Far Cry 2 doesn't have a predecessor how can it outsell it?


    Pretty sure only Crysis has a predecessor to outsell. You know, because it uses similar gameplay mechanics and has a similar setting to the game previously developed by Crytek.

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    Image of subnet6 subnet6
    05/27/09

    @Kenny: I'm guessing they mean the previously Ubisoft published Far Cry game. Far Instincts Predator? Or perhaps Far Cry Vengeance?
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    Image of Sloopydrew Sloopydrew
    05/27/09

    In reply to Ubisoft Made Less Money Last Year, Had Some Huge Franchises
    "Imagine Babyz." Is that even legal?
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    Image of (DEAD) Goldwings - Remembered for his bravery and heroism... xD (DEAD) Goldwings - Remembered for his bravery and heroism... xD
    05/27/09

    @Sloopydrew: That's why they added that "Z" there.
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    Image of Sloopydrew Sloopydrew
    05/27/09

    @Goldwings: Has no idea why his avatar is a smiling sun:


    I just passed up making the funniest post of the day and the funniest post I've ever made, in fear of being politically incorrect. Damn, that suckz.

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    Image of Yaxnzax Yaxnzax
    05/27/09

    In reply to Ubisoft Made Less Money Last Year, Had Some Huge Franchises
    For some reason I laughed my ass off at the title "Babyz."
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    Image of Nubius, the best 30 seconds of your life. Nubius, the best 30 seconds of your life.
    05/27/09

    @Yaxnzax: It's the sequel to Imagine: Teen Pregnanciez
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    Image of Aparanoidandroi Aparanoidandroi
    05/27/09

    @Nubius does it for the Prinnies: and then there's that alternate version, "Imagine: First Abortion"
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    Image of omyard omyard
    05/27/09

    @Aparanoidandroi: That's Imagine: First Abortionz. Where you use mini games before and after, but the actual abortion is guiding the doctor's hands and abortion equipment in the Trama Center style operation.


    Each abortion introduces the player to different scenarios. You'll meet Tina the 50 year old trophy wife who is tired of her cheating husband and is having her baby removed during the first trimester to punish her cheating husband. The Tina storyline also introduces us to Hank (Tina's husband) and Cindy (Hank's mistress) and you get the play a mini game as Hank where you do multiple tasks to get Cindy to miscarriage and you can break up with her guilt free.

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    Image of Rosto Rosto
    05/27/09

    @omyard: "Use the stylus as a coat hanger to pry out the fetus!" Oh god..
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    Image of BritBloke916 BritBloke916
    05/27/09

    @LordSock: You are a BAD, BAD man :)


    As for the spelling of Babyz - well, surely we can't really expect babies to be able to spell correctly?

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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    05/27/09

    @omyard: But first you must begin earnestly like any reputable abortion-doctor: In an alley with a coat-hook!
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