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    The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt

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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    08/01/09

    In reply to The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt
    So what's preventing a potential burglar from cutting the cable with some wirecutters?
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    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    08/01/09

    In reply to The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt
    I would love for someone to steal my 360. Then I could get m life back...
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    Image of Reil: Save Stars, Save Peach Reil: Save Stars, Save Peach
    07/31/09

    In reply to The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt
    I will only think of it as a chastity belt if it keeps my (hypothetical) 360 from getting fucked by the red ring.
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    Image of svenhoek svenhoek
    07/31/09

    In reply to The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt
    Hey the dudes at Gamerevolution could use this!
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    Image of svenhoek svenhoek
    07/31/09

    @(Hollow) svenhoek: For reference as to wtf I'm talking about:

    GR Robbed
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    Edited by svenhoek at 07/31/09 7:38 PM svenhoek was starred svenhoek was unstarred
    Image of svenhoek svenhoek
    07/31/09

    @(Hollow) svenhoek: Oh fuck you new commenting system.
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    Image of Yossarian Yossarian
    07/31/09

    In reply to The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt
    I have a foolproof system that I use.

    If I'm ever leaving the house for an extended period I take my xbox and put it under the sink. I then grab my old RROD'd xbox and set it out in plain sight in the living room, along with a stereo system with a jammed CD player and one blown speaker.

    Anyone that breaks in would think they hit the jackpot and end up walking out with a shitty stereo and a dead xbox.

    I don't worry about the TV because I couldn't carry the damn thing in, pretty sure nobody is carrying it out.
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    Reil promoted this comment Edited by Yossarian at 07/31/09 7:38 PM Yossarian was starred Yossarian was unstarred
    Image of (Zombie) NitroAML (Zombie) NitroAML
    07/31/09

    In reply to The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt
    Or you could try to make an artificial RROD light and place it over the normal lights. When the robber sees the rings he'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    07/31/09

    @NitroAML: please tell me the 360 degree thing was a bit of a joke. I can't be arsed to find The Picture again.
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    Image of TaylorEatWorld TaylorEatWorld
    08/01/09

    @NitroAML: From a 4chan thread: "Why do they call it the Xbox 360?

    Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away."
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    Image of EnigmaNemesis EnigmaNemesis
    07/31/09

    In reply to The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt

    My security system!
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    07/31/09


    @EnigmaNemesis: Bahh! Take a look at my second security system ^_^
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    Image of EnigmaNemesis EnigmaNemesis
    07/31/09

    @Curse_Lily:

    MR2XWING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of Kaneda Kaneda
    07/31/09

    @EnigmaNemesis:Er.. Try "Honda Del Sol" XWING.

    Or better yet: CRXWING
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    07/31/09

    @EnigmaNemesis: How do you know about the special edition of MW3?
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    Image of EnigmaNemesis EnigmaNemesis
    07/31/09

    @Kaneda:

    Oh you are right ... even worse lol.
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    Image of EnigmaNemesis EnigmaNemesis
    07/31/09

    @deanbmmv:

    Insider secrets!
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    Image of Showmeyomoves! Showmeyomoves!
    08/01/09

    @Curse_Lily: I cannot express in words how awesome that picture is.

    Maybe in dance.

    *dances*

    No, never mind. That didn't work.
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    Image of Pulchravitaeest Pulchravitaeest
    07/31/09

    In reply to The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt
    They kicked in my door a few years ago. Got my 360, Wii, DS, PSP, PS2, mp3 player, the peripherals and software for all systems of course, 2 bass guitars, an electric guitar, guitar amp, an acoustic guitar, and even went through the trouble of going through the boxes in my closet to steal my pokemon card collection. Then the people who run my dorms charged me for a new door.
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    Image of svenhoek svenhoek
    07/31/09

    @Pulchravitaeest: Thats the saddest story I read all day.
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    Image of Pulchravitaeest Pulchravitaeest
    07/31/09

    @(Hollow) svenhoek: The guy who did it is an orphan, so it doesnt matter how much shit of mine he steals, his life is still going to suck because his parents are dead AND hes a miserable prick
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    Image of Hey_Blinkon Hey_Blinkon
    07/31/09

    In reply to The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt
    I typically urinate on all my stuff, so as to mark my territory. It's worked so far.
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    07/31/09


    @Hey_Blinkon:............
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    07/31/09

    @Hey_Blinkon: I typically urinate on other peoples stuff to claim it.
    Its how I got my current job.
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    Image of Klausaidon Klausaidon
    07/31/09

    @Hey_Blinkon: Try putting a pube on your stuff. Cleaner, and no one wants to touch a pube.
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    Image of Bricked Bricked
    07/31/09

    In reply to The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt
    pppfff... get some bolt cutters and away your 360 goes.
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    Image of Runed Runed
    07/31/09

    @Bricked: http://www.toolbarn.com/product/hkporter/PWC9/

    13 bucks to break the $30 "security system."

    You hit that one right on the head.
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    deanbmmv promoted this comment Edited by Runed at 07/31/09 8:07 PM Runed was starred Runed was unstarred
    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    07/31/09

    In reply to The 360 Gets a $30 Chastity Belt

    Pfft amateurs take a look at my security system.
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    Image of Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire
    07/31/09

    @Curse_Lily: please stop ignoring me
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    07/31/09

    @Boom-Chicka-Ah-Here to Create a Star Commenter...: (^3^)❤
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    Image of Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire
    07/31/09

    @Curse_Lily:
    :D (>0~0)> wow i can't make a hugging smiley to save my life
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    07/31/09

    @Boom-Chicka-Ah-Here to Create a Star Commenter...: Let's hope there's not an hugging emergency then ^_^
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    Edited by Curse lily at 07/31/09 7:23 PM Curse lily was starred Curse lily was unstarred
    Image of Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire
    07/31/09

    @Curse_Lily: theres always copy and paste as a 911
    (>^.^)>
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    Image of gold163 (° д° ) gold163 (° д° )
    07/31/09

    @Curse_Lily: That'll stop people from stealing your fence, but what about your 360?? :O
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    07/31/09

    @gold163 Can (Not) Advance: I don't have a 360 i spend all the money putting up the fence and all (^_~)
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    Image of That mop mutant from NES. That mop mutant from NES.
    07/31/09

    @Curse_Lily: Somehow the love ritual of Korean teens can protect your properties?.

    YES.
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    04/24/09

    In reply to Atlus Site Hacked, May Have Infected Users With Virus
    Why Atlus? WHY
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    Image of Heliophage Heliophage
    04/24/09

    In reply to Atlus Site Hacked, May Have Infected Users With Virus
    I wonder if anyone received that email and swarmed the site for clues, thinking it was an Alternate Reality Game teasing a future unannounced project.
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    Image of Bialia Bialia
    04/24/09

    In reply to Atlus Site Hacked, May Have Infected Users With Virus
    Why would you hack Atlus? Surely there are other companies more deserving. :(
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    Image of Gorilla Snow is Maximum Risky Gorilla Snow is Maximum Risky
    04/24/09

    @Bialia: Like... South Peak?
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    Image of BubbleF**kingBuddy BubbleF**kingBuddy
    04/24/09

    @Bialia ಠ_ಠ:


    1. They release very few copies of their good games, which then become so hard to find that the prices on eBay are doubled.


    2. They release their worst games with the best cover art, tricking millions of hopeful children and retard starfishes named Patrick into buying them. I call this "the Atlus effect".


    3. Their hardcore fanbase. You know the ones. The fat wapanese guys. The "Persona is so deep" guys. The "The PS2 isn't dead! I'm playing this Atlus game!" guys. They are all terrible people.


    While I'm not a "fatlus", I do enjoy some of their games. Not all though. Not even most.

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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    04/24/09

    @Bialia ಠ_ಠ: Not to mention companies with more... reach to put it neutrally.
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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    04/24/09

    @Gorilla Snow is Maximum Risky: Like Pandemic.
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    Image of jayntampa jayntampa
    04/24/09

    @PatrickF**kingStar: You are so clueless, that I pity you so deeply I shed a single tear.
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    Image of the7k the7k
    04/24/09

    @Bialia ಠ_ಠ: Actually, I can think of few more deserving of a hack attack than Atlus.


    I mean, isn't that the point? To destroy something beautiful?


    They seem to have a very devoted following and very few people hate them for any legitimate reason other than "They have a strong base of fans made up of people I dislike" or people who expect them to release as many copies of their games as Square Enix or Electronic Arts does, as if there is conspiracy going on that they want to limit their own profits.

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    Image of BubbleF**kingBuddy BubbleF**kingBuddy
    04/24/09

    @jayntampa: I'm sorry if I cannot appreciate the sophistication of the Persona series.


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    Image of Bialia Bialia
    04/24/09

    @PatrickF**kingStar: L.O.L.


    And I kinda like Atlus...

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    Image of BubbleF**kingBuddy BubbleF**kingBuddy
    04/24/09

    @Bialia ಠ_ಠ: To tell you the truth, I just wanted to post this image.
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    Image of N●Gage Croal N●Gage Croal
    04/25/09

    @Bialia ಠ_ಠ:

    Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, EA, Activision, Ubisoft, Namco-Bandai, Square-Enix, Sega, and any of those companies that ONLY publish shovelware.


    Different reasons for each of those companies up there... But, more or less, pretty much every major publisher has something about them I dislike.


    ... Except Capcom. I can't find a reason to hate Capcom. :)

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    Image of the7k the7k
    04/25/09

    @PatrickF**kingStar: Nice, Nyarlathotep. What isn't sophisticated about Lovecraft?
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    Image of (Zombie) D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid! (Zombie) D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!
    04/24/09

    In reply to Atlus Site Hacked, May Have Infected Users With Virus
    This is obviously some kind of subliminal messaging for the Shin Megami Tensei series!


    I KNOW IT MAN! BRING IT ON LUCIFER!

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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    04/24/09

    @D Mitsuki : Gotta have guts kid!: I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Lucifer got problem with that IRS so he won't be attending to your invitation.
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