I LOVE the last line of this article. I'm going to try and blame something real on the sale of counterfeit fuck coffins at some point in the coming days, just to see if people are listening.
How weird would it be to be the judge presiding over this case?
"Your honor, we seek to prove that Second Life users have been infringing on our COPYRIGHTED sex toys in a virtual space"
"Er...virtual space?"
"Yeah. You ever play the Sims? Okay, imagine that, only they're doing it in the butt, which I will now illustrate by making a hole with my thumb and forefinger and rapidly jamming my other forefinger through it. They're doing that, only with our sex toys. It's the internet, though, so it's sort of like those made-up hats in Team Fortress 2."
"I see."
"Except instead of wearing them on your head you use them to fuck."
@Mister Jack is credit to team!: This is probably ten times funnier because I haven't played TF2 and know nothing of the hats, as I'm sure would also be the case with the judge.
@MarcianTobay: One day I will write a memoir, and it will be entitled "Demon Tits and Fuck Coffins: My Life Writing About Video Games" And then we'll get to hear Terri Gross say that, and say it seriously, when I go on Fresh Air to promote it.
@NeoStarr HD: Hard making anyone happy with dysfunctional hardware, let alone upgrading it. That's what my sources tell me about Second Life users anyway.
@excel_excel: Trouble breathing? We've got you covered with this official SL respirator, made available in a wide range of colors and furs. This product comes highly recommended, you'll simply won't wanna live without it
And who says that our court system isn't bogged down with stupid and frivolous lawsuits?
I wonder how they hell can you sue for copy infringement for an item that is not even real?
Or is just because of the fact that someone is making money off of said non real product
@Befitzero: Second Life is like real life but online, you're allowed to sell your services for real money. For example there was a story sometime ago about a hooker who would sell her "time" for money.
My point being that even if the online item isn't real, it's still something virtual making real money online using someones else brand name.
@Outkastprince: Wow ok I guess I don't get the whole point of the game but now I can see why someone would be upset with their brand name being used to make someone money other then themselves
@Befitzero: Second Life currency can actually be converted into real life dollars, so this lawsuit is actually credible if there are people making their own sex toys and stamping the company's logo on them and selling them.
The addition to that angle is that the company in question even has their own SL store where they sell their products virtually, so people doing the above are actually directly affecting their potential profits.
I'm not a big fan of the IRS or anything, but it amuses me that most people hate the IRS simply because of old jokes and TV shows/movies.
Do you have a better idea to support the government and all the services it provides for us, including the safety that allows us to live our daily lives? Perhaps the government should just print extra money, right? lol.
Or maybe, there should be an honor system. We all put the taxes we owe into a box anonymously, because we know that people would always follow that system.
@Giggers: Flat tax FTW... People shouldn't be taxed exorbitant amounts for money that's in their family to STAY in their family. Yet, that's exactly what happens.
Not that this matters to me personally. I don't stand to inherit much of anything except some of the life insurance that will be split among 3 children (after funerals are paid off) which may help me a bit with my student loans, but won't exactly make me rich.
@bobtheduck: flat tax? yeah, it'll work out really well when people already below the poverty line have to pay a flat percentage of their income to the government. There's a reason it's scaled now- if you barely make enough to keep a roof over your head you don't have an extra ten percent or whatever to give to the IRS. There was a point in my life when I made so little I owed no tax, and if I had, it would have come down to "pay rent or pay taxes" since I had no disposable income at all. That's normal for a lot of people in this country.
@Giggers: Because sales tax disproportionately affects people with smaller paychecks, since more of their pay is spent purchasing?
Income and inheritance taxes collect from large pools of money which would otherwise not be in circulation. And considering how much money you have to have to even qualify for the inheritance tax, I don't really have any sympathy for anyone affected by it - boo hoo, Meghan McCain might have to get a job (not really. She'll just have survive on half of more money than your entire extended family will ever see in all their lives, combined, times a million.)
@Mario Medial: That would actually be far more effective. Second Life holds far less interest than porn for the vast majority of Americans (and nerds).
@masterdingo: except most nerds (and most Americans) don't buy porn anymore. Why would you? I know of 4 free porn video sites, and I'm sure there are 108x more than that. Who would pay for porn in this day and age?
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Now if the IRS started putting ads on those free video sites, they may have something.
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@Imaginary Eagle: There are many kinds, for all ethnicity's, shapes, and religions
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"Your honor, we seek to prove that Second Life users have been infringing on our COPYRIGHTED sex toys in a virtual space"
"Er...virtual space?"
"Yeah. You ever play the Sims? Okay, imagine that, only they're doing it in the butt, which I will now illustrate by making a hole with my thumb and forefinger and rapidly jamming my other forefinger through it. They're doing that, only with our sex toys. It's the internet, though, so it's sort of like those made-up hats in Team Fortress 2."
"I see."
"Except instead of wearing them on your head you use them to fuck."
"All those years in law school for this..."
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I'm betting not as many as some would think, more than others.
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[en.wikipedia.org] NSFW
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[blog.toothpastefordinner.com]
The man is a genius.
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Sounds funny, but microtransactions are no joke. Some $600 million in in-world sales are expected this year
I think I can't breathe
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I wonder how they hell can you sue for copy infringement for an item that is not even real?
Or is just because of the fact that someone is making money off of said non real product
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My point being that even if the online item isn't real, it's still something virtual making real money online using someones else brand name.
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The addition to that angle is that the company in question even has their own SL store where they sell their products virtually, so people doing the above are actually directly affecting their potential profits.
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Savvy?
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Do you have a better idea to support the government and all the services it provides for us, including the safety that allows us to live our daily lives? Perhaps the government should just print extra money, right? lol.
Or maybe, there should be an honor system. We all put the taxes we owe into a box anonymously, because we know that people would always follow that system.
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Not that this matters to me personally. I don't stand to inherit much of anything except some of the life insurance that will be split among 3 children (after funerals are paid off) which may help me a bit with my student loans, but won't exactly make me rich.
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Income and inheritance taxes collect from large pools of money which would otherwise not be in circulation. And considering how much money you have to have to even qualify for the inheritance tax, I don't really have any sympathy for anyone affected by it - boo hoo, Meghan McCain might have to get a job (not really. She'll just have survive on half of more money than your entire extended family will ever see in all their lives, combined, times a million.)
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There are only two things certain in Second Life:
Yiffing and taxes.
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This is like finding out the gov is doing market campaigns in the back of Porn DVD's !
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Now if the IRS started putting ads on those free video sites, they may have something.
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"And now you know..."
"And knowing is half the battle!"
G.I. JOE!
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@Slust:
This isn't a demotivational, but I may as well put in this Facepalm.jpg I made in Notepad. :P
Also, the size might possibly be a lil' too small (Until this post comes for viewing), but, who cares?