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Sun Dec 20
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08/24/09
I still don't know why MS doesn't release this on PC though.
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AND NO ONE CAN STOP THEM
08/23/09
Don't get mad at me for saying this, I swear to god I do not mean it in a Fanboyist way, but I am betting this is a shameless trick by GameStop to try and get people to trade in their 360's for dirt cheap only to make a killing in 360 sales, noone buy into this, or sell rather. I tried to think at every angle why a dirty scumb bag company like gamestop would do something like this, and that is the only thing I can come up with; to propegate 360 trade ins in a way that is manipulative and slimey. Seeing as the PS3 Slims are coming out next month Gamestops eyes probably have dollars in them and they are doing any dirty thing that they can think of to try and maximize Slim sales, Gamestop figures there is no better way to make someone get a different console than the one they have is by making people think the console they have was created by sellouts, I am saying Microsoft isn't selling out but GameStop wants you to think they are, again don't buy into this GameStop scam.
I want the Slims to sell as great as the next Sony fanboy does, but not in a way that benefits a company that is the equivalent to the slime on Activisions $#^+. I hope the PS3 Slim does very well, but on its own rights, not because of con artist scams like this.
People will probably think I am a crazy conspiracy theorist, but I ask you "Why else would a company as corrupt as GameStop do something like this?"
Seriously give me one good reason other than this.
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08/23/09
Lets get the tin-foil hats on people! The Illuminati are about to take over the world! But don't worry, the aliens will return to their homeland Earth and destroy our evil overlords!
But wait the world is gonna end in 2012 anyway...damn Mayans.
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Do you work at GameStop? lol jking, He/She could be looking to be flamed by a PS3 or 360 fanboy.
08/23/09
On an unrelated note, I just phoned Sony about my PS3, it stopped reading discs earlier this week, and since it's a 60GB model it's out of warranty due to being 2 years old come this November, they said it'll cost £99.
I suppose the damage coud have been much worse, I had planned to buy a Slim on launch day and to put my current PS3 in the living room to go with the big TV for Blu-rays, still going to but it's a shame I'm out 99 quid :(
You're just lucky it's my birthday on the 30th, Sony!
08/23/09
Find one of these boxes. Get a jewel case and stick a blank CD in it. Paint the bottom blue if you have to. Then go to an outdoor market and try to sell it. "Yo man I got a HACKED copy of a 360 game for the PLAYSTATION THREE CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA?" (Screaming helps) Eventually someone will buy it because people are dumb. If they ask why the CD looks like a blank CD, remind them it has been HARDCORE HAXED (make sure they know its an X in there too, because the X is a frightening letter and will befuddle them into believing this must be far better than mere 'hacking') and if he had a real copy of the game he would probably be stabbed by now and they wouldn't be having this conversation. Also, try to get a feel for the person. If they appear to be republican, remind him that you donate 5% of your profits from illegal gaming sales to the republican party. If they are a vampire, tell them you hate Twilight too. If they're from PETA (hint: they have a special aroma that smells like false righteousness and a severe lack of working brain tissue wrapped in a burrito covering) tell them that you will kill a puppy with punches if they don't buy it. You get the idea.
I hope this strategy guide on Earning Money through Crime has helped you, join us next week for Chapter 2: False Accusations of Rape and You.
08/23/09
Amazing.
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it can work both ways...$ON¥
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Haha! "$"! Creative! Original!
+1!
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GET TO WORK ON THAT GS!!!!
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^this
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If you want to try handhelds, I hear the Sony DS is pretty fun.
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Now look them they are tying to bring an end to the Gran Turismo vs Forza fanboy war.
08/23/09
No good will come of it, woman!
08/23/09
"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere"
08/23/09
Not one of Albert's but equally wise
08/23/09
"I don't really trust a sane person" (^_~)
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08/23/09
So... do you trust me?
[seriously, say yes, we're so gonna jump off this roof onto a flying carpet]
08/23/09
HEYOOOO
I so went there.. and i feel good about it
08/23/09
But i don't know about the jumping off the roof thing,i try it once with a umbrella with dreadful results
08/23/09
ETA: by first, I mean the first to turn it into a gay marriage innuendo. Now, however, the whole thing has just been ruined. RUINED I SAY.
08/23/09
...
How did we get from Einstein to this..?
08/23/09
.. I miss him
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..hmm that could be to obscure... let's find out shall we?
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