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    WoW Movie Penned By Saving Private Ryan Scribe

    What's The Most Important Warcraft Movie Casting Decision?

    You'll Never Guess Who's Directing Warcraft Flick [Update]

    Sam Raimi Says World of Warcraft Would Make "Brilliant Movie"

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    Image of Sobersean Sobersean
    10/12/09

    In reply to WoW Movie Penned By Saving Private Ryan Scribe
    I've had a vision of this movie. In that vision the camera pans slowly around the bustling city of Stormwind where we see the coming and goings of the various throngs of neon clad heroes standing in line at banks with the background clamor of Auctioneers barking their wares mixed with the sounds of giggling gnomes, the scrape of jewelcrafter's tools and the yawning mewls of big cats.

    The camera comes to rest at the mailbox in between the inn and the bank. There we see two bare purple skinned feet perched atop the box. The camera slowly climbs upward as it gains focus and zooms out to reveal a female Night Elf wearing nothing but a loincloth and fur bra swaying in a hypnotic rhythm to an unknown tune. You see a small crowd of red headed Dwarves and muscle bound thick necked men liberally tossing pieces of gold at her and cheering.

    But upon closer examination of the stills of the footage when you watch it at home later, you notice an ungainly bulge in the groin of the dancer...what could she be hiding?
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    Image of buddhathing buddhathing
    10/12/09

    @Sobersean: An expansion pack?
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    Image of RiotControl RiotControl
    10/12/09

    In reply to WoW Movie Penned By Saving Private Ryan Scribe
    Let me get this straight:

    The studio behind this movie is the studio behind 300.
    The director is the director of the Spider-Man movies.
    The producer is the producer of The Dark Knight.
    The writer is now the writer of Saving Private Ryan?
    Oh yeah, and Bruce Campbell will likely be in the movie.

    Could this movie possibly be made of any more win?
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    Str8_Jihadin promoted this comment Edited by RiotControl at 10/12/09 4:02 PM RiotControl was starred RiotControl was unstarred
    Image of ATimson ATimson
    10/12/09

    @RiotControl: It could star Judi Dench and Alan Rickman.
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    thespyderboy promoted this comment ATimson was starred ATimson was unstarred
    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    10/12/09

    @RiotControl: If it has any emo Peter Parker-esque dancing as an emote, then yes :)
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    Image of kagekiri kagekiri
    10/12/09

    In reply to WoW Movie Penned By Saving Private Ryan Scribe
    Here's where the circle must stop: A "WoW: The Movie" game.

    Oh lordy, I hope not.
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    Image of GasBandit GasBandit
    10/12/09

    @kagekiri: Eh, why not.. after all, there was a "Street Figher: The Movie: The Game."
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    (zombie) buddhathing promoted this comment GasBandit was starred GasBandit was unstarred
    Image of buddhathing buddhathing
    10/12/09


    @GasBandit: And then there was this.
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    buddhathing was starred buddhathing was unstarred
    Image of buddhathing buddhathing
    10/12/09

    @GasBandit: For more info see [www.xocmusic.com]
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    buddhathing was starred buddhathing was unstarred
    Image of kobeashi kobeashi
    10/12/09

    In reply to WoW Movie Penned By Saving Private Ryan Scribe
    Joxer the Mighty
    Roams through the countryside
    He never needs a place to hide
    With Gabby as his sidekick
    Fighting with her little stick
    Righting wrongs and singing songs
    Being mighty all day long
    He's Joxer—he's Joxer the Mighty!

    oh wait...wrong Raimi (sort of)
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    Outkastprince promoted this comment kobeashi was starred kobeashi was unstarred
    Image of Outkastprince Outkastprince
    10/12/09

    @kobeashi: Xena! How I miss that show, and Hercules too.
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    Image of Sobersean Sobersean
    10/12/09

    @kobeashi: I've been watching the complete Xena season on Netflix "Watch Instantly" service for last month or so now. Your post brought a smile to me, I <3 that show.
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    Sobersean was starred Sobersean was unstarred
    Image of kobeashi kobeashi
    10/13/09

    @Sobersean: I've been watching that, too! It's awesome how they have all of the Xena and Hercules on there. I think the earlier seasons of Xena are a bit better, personally. The last two or so got too serious for my taste. I think the earlier seasons had a good mixture of serious episodes and goofy ones.
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    10/12/09

    In reply to WoW Movie Penned By Saving Private Ryan Scribe
    Ahem, the full title of the movie is "Saving Private Ryans Number"
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    Image of maraxusofk maraxusofk
    10/12/09

    In reply to WoW Movie Penned By Saving Private Ryan Scribe
    Act 1: Kill some rabbits
    Act 2: Fetch old guy's cane
    Act 3: Walk around for half an hour
    Act 4: Get called a noob
    Act 5: Setup for sequel
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    Image of Outkastprince Outkastprince
    10/12/09

    @maraxusofk: That's not a movie, that's my life.
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    10/12/09

    @Outkastprince: noob!
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    deanbmmv was starred deanbmmv was unstarred
    Image of Vecha: One more Month Vecha: One more Month
    10/12/09

    In reply to WoW Movie Penned By Saving Private Ryan Scribe
    Wonder if anyone's ass will be blown off?
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    Vecha: Tired of America's Solution to Health Care. promoted this comment Vecha: One more Month was starred Vecha: One more Month was unstarred
    Image of DarkMagic56 DarkMagic56
    10/12/09

    In reply to WoW Movie Penned By Saving Private Ryan Scribe
    Saving Leroy Jenkins?
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    maraxusofk promoted this comment DarkMagic56 was starred DarkMagic56 was unstarred
    Image of BubbleF**kingBuddy BubbleF**kingBuddy
    10/12/09

    In reply to WoW Movie Penned By Saving Private Ryan Scribe
    WoW movie confirmed for depressing, emotionally manipulative ending in which all of the likable characters die and the circumstances of their enemy's defeat signals to the audience that they died for no good reason.

    Damn, I hated that ending. Air and tank support 5 minutes away, and they're off zerg-rushing like a 5-year-old Korean boy playing Starcraft for the very first time.
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    Image of Evdor Evdor
    10/12/09

    @BubbleF**kingBuddy: I have it on good authority (my Grandfather) that the war was kinda like that, actually.
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    Evdor was starred Evdor was unstarred
    Image of BubbleF**kingBuddy BubbleF**kingBuddy
    10/12/09

    @Evdor: I'm so glad that communications fuck-ups like those don't happen anymore.

    Reads the 9/11 commission report

    *groaaaaaaan*
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    Image of shanrulez shanrulez
    10/12/09

    In reply to WoW Movie Penned By Saving Private Ryan Scribe
    could it be...the first good videogame movie O_O I won't believe it till I see it!
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    DigitalHero promoted this comment shanrulez was starred shanrulez was unstarred
    Image of DigitalHero DigitalHero
    10/12/09

    @shanrulez:
    I doubt it but it sure could be a valiant effort which doesn't hurt.
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    Image of animusf6 animusf6
    10/12/09

    @shanrulez: For once, and oddly, I'm concerned that a movie will be live-action instead of CGI.

    It isn't that live action can't handle high-fantasy (LotR taught us to ignore that prejudice). It is that the World of Warcraft has a very unique style. A style which, in my humble opinion, will not translate well to a live-action movie.

    Without the inclusion of this style I fear that we will be presented with a generic fantasy film, dismissed by all but the hardcore fans (a la D&D: The Movie) instead of a World of Warcraft movie.

    Though perhaps I should place a bit more trust in Mr. Raimi. We'll see.
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    Image of PapaBear434 PapaBear434
    07/23/09

    In reply to What's The Most Important Warcraft Movie Casting Decision?
    Dude. I never even THOUGHT about Bruce being in this movie. And I thought it was going to suck. Guess there is hope for it yet.

    Can't wait to see Bruce talking smack to Thrall.
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    Image of NeoSamurai NeoSamurai
    07/23/09

    In reply to What's The Most Important Warcraft Movie Casting Decision?
    Bruce Campbell needs to be Leeroy Jenkins
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    PapaBear434 promoted this comment NeoSamurai was starred NeoSamurai was unstarred
    Image of svenhoek svenhoek
    07/23/09

    In reply to What's The Most Important Warcraft Movie Casting Decision?
    I say he plays every role. Just get him a fat suit and some make-up and let him play every part like Ash from Evil Dead.

    I would pay with pieces of my body to see that.
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    Image of DrunkAus DrunkAus
    07/23/09

    @(Hollow) svenhoek:
    Best.
    Idea.
    Ever.
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    Edited by DrunkAus at 07/23/09 7:32 PM DrunkAus was starred DrunkAus was unstarred
    Image of DrunkAus DrunkAus
    07/23/09

    In reply to What's The Most Important Warcraft Movie Casting Decision?
    Hell yea Campbell is friggin awesome!
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    Image of tim rogers tim rogers
    07/23/09

    In reply to What's The Most Important Warcraft Movie Casting Decision?
    why does it have to be a "cameo"? why can't they just give him a reasonably sized "real" role?
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