I see a flash game called "Don't Talk to Strangers on the Internet or They Will Rape You." If you even go anywhere near that computer, you get raped...
If they want to be effective, let's teach children at a young age not to be sex offenders...I see a better game called "Don't Be a Sexual Predator or You'll Get Raped in Jail." That should ultimately break the cycle...
Seriously, who is going to listen to some "game" they are forced to play at school. D.A.R.E. doesn't seem to work, and those Truth commercials piss me off so bad I only want to take up smoking to spite them...good luck with that, Kentucky.
i think they need a catchy phrase like if you catch on fire you STOP, DROP and ROLL. maybe if you see an online predator you STOP CHATTING TO THEM. makes sense, no?
I don't think they need that much money to produce the game. Just take a Carmen Sandiago game and just change the text and change Carmen to some guy that looks like the WoW geek from South Park (or not?) and you got yourself the same concept.
Wow.. Why in the world does the state I live in want to spend $300,000 on a game. When there are pleanty roads in Western Kentucky that could use the Money to help finish them.
I had some beers last night for St. Patricks Day (hey, it starts at midnight). Followed by a few Beamish when I played P4 for a few hours. I woke up 30 min ago, and turn on Kotaku. I see this article and the sentence:
"Is Mayor Tortimer actually a man in California that asks for naked images from Missouri children?"
I feared that this was some hallucination from not having coffee yet. So I left and came back. The offending sentence hadn't vanished. I started to worry that maybe I needed to stop drinking. Or maybe my life had become a Thomas Pynchon novel.
I'm really glad all of you are seeing this, too, though. This is the most harebrained thing that I've ever read in this video game hysteria context. What you have to understand is that as terrible as St. Louis and Kansas City are (ok, I'm exaggerating a bit), mid-Missouri is full of the people who aren't qualified for either of those two cities (Columbia is given a pass here). Terrible lot.
I'm thinking of googling 'how to write a cease and desist letter' and emailing a threatening sounding one to them, as acting attorney for adult AC players. Hey, if they believed that Tortimer nonsense, they'll believe this.
Pong is teaching us to beat people with paddles! Dr. Mario is teaching us how to stash drugs in small spaces! Imagine: Babiez is causing us to imagine MAKING babies! And then actually doing it! Before marriage!
"I cannot come up with any legitimate reason that an adult would be playing that particular game"
REALLY?! Gee, I dunno... maybe because it's FUN?! Pardon me, a 29 year old adult, for playing these kiddie games. What WAS I thinking?! Where is that Trivial Pursuit or Wii Solitaire that I SHOULD be playing?! I AM on foot in the grave, after all and can't have too much stimulation from those kiddie games.
I hate the human race, sometimes/mostly/all the time.
I absolutely loathe the logic they're demonstrating here. That's like saying I have no reason to read The Phantom Tollbooth because it's made for kids.
Piss off and leave me to my Harold and the Purple Crayon.
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If they want to be effective, let's teach children at a young age not to be sex offenders...I see a better game called "Don't Be a Sexual Predator or You'll Get Raped in Jail." That should ultimately break the cycle...
Seriously, who is going to listen to some "game" they are forced to play at school. D.A.R.E. doesn't seem to work, and those Truth commercials piss me off so bad I only want to take up smoking to spite them...good luck with that, Kentucky.
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yay! healthy oxen!
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kudos to you, kentucky.
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:o That's GENIUS.
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But I can see how that can be confused with "kid on Home Improvement"... :)
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Is that the name of the game?
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"Is Mayor Tortimer actually a man in California that asks for naked images from Missouri children?"
I feared that this was some hallucination from not having coffee yet. So I left and came back. The offending sentence hadn't vanished. I started to worry that maybe I needed to stop drinking. Or maybe my life had become a Thomas Pynchon novel.
I'm really glad all of you are seeing this, too, though. This is the most harebrained thing that I've ever read in this video game hysteria context. What you have to understand is that as terrible as St. Louis and Kansas City are (ok, I'm exaggerating a bit), mid-Missouri is full of the people who aren't qualified for either of those two cities (Columbia is given a pass here). Terrible lot.
I'm thinking of googling 'how to write a cease and desist letter' and emailing a threatening sounding one to them, as acting attorney for adult AC players. Hey, if they believed that Tortimer nonsense, they'll believe this.
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Sure, adults don´t play Animal Crossing, they also don´t play stuff like Pokemon! This guy should get a cup of STFU.
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HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
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REALLY?! Gee, I dunno... maybe because it's FUN?! Pardon me, a 29 year old adult, for playing these kiddie games. What WAS I thinking?! Where is that Trivial Pursuit or Wii Solitaire that I SHOULD be playing?! I AM on foot in the grave, after all and can't have too much stimulation from those kiddie games.
I hate the human race, sometimes/mostly/all the time.
>_<
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Oh, okay Andy. Thanks for clearing that up, seeing as your obviously such an expert.
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I guess it's true what they say: you don't turn from green, if you know what I mean.
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Piss off and leave me to my Harold and the Purple Crayon.
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:P
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